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Sev @sev.yote.social · Apr 2

Finally got around to getting Choccy a nice harness from @crunchycurl.com
Reindeer but without the strap connecting top and bottom (can't be having any straps getting in the way of belly rubs :D )

Choccy, a tiger fursuit, standing inside a weight rack, wearing chest and leg harnesses, colored dark brown with blue trim.

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Sev @sev.yote.social · 10h

I did not realize how much getting an espresso machine would tempt me to annihilate my sleeping pattern.

I'm holding strong! But maaaaaan the urge to have a li'l something to settle in after dark is strong. Maybe I could have a steamed milk, tho...🤔

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Sev @sev.yote.social · 13h

Night-time darkness is kinda like the tiny little tendril of the eldritch horror so large you haven't even realized it's right in front of you. It makes you jump back and gasp a little bit, and then the camera pulls back and pans up and you realize what you're actually looking at.

Sev @sev.yote.social · 13h

G'damn 👀

Sev @sev.yote.social · 13h

Thank goodness for modern phones pre-emptively taking and saving pictures from before you actually pushed the button to a bit after. Managed to get a nice pic of Kurt in the sun fresh from the groomer before he went barreling off to play with his swinging rope, hehe.

A black giant schnauzer standing on grass in sunlight with his mouth open. He has an orange and black plaid bandanna on.

A black giant schnauzer dog standing on grass, turning away from the camera and starting to bound away. His front legs are off the ground, and his ears are flipping up and back from the acceleration. He is wearing an orange and black plaid bandanna and a turquoise collar.

Sev @sev.yote.social · 15h

You'd probably have to disassemble and clean it to get the smell out. Lint builds up inside near the fans and then soaks up the smell.

Sev @sev.yote.social · 15h

Harnesses do so much to draw nice lines and accent shapes 💙

Sev @sev.yote.social · 1d

Has anybody noticed McDonald's fries / hashbrowns taste weird the last few months? I've noticed it at more than one location, I dunno if it's something in the fry oil changing or what but eugh, it is suuuuper nasty. It may just be a blessing in disguise because I think I'm gonna stop eating there.

Sev @sev.yote.social · 1d

A horse, eh?

Sev @sev.yote.social · 2d

As soon as I was old enough to talk, my parents made sure I had our home phone number memorized. Still got it locked in my brain (despite moving away from there when I was like 9 heh), as well as yeah, best friends' numbers and family who haven't changed their numbers.

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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 2d

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are on a walk. Green is happily relaxed, but Blue is alerted by something approaching.
Green: What a lovely day for a walk!
Blue: Look out, a fast cyclist is coming.

An extremely fast, unidentified fox on a bicycle zips past Blue and Green, who turn to look at the cyclist with mild confusion.
Cyclist: Hello, boys!
Blue and Green, in unison: Hi?

Once the cyclist is gone, Blue and Green turn to look at each other in confusion.
Green: Do you have any idea who that was?
Blue: Nope.
Green: Me neither.

The foxes shrug it off and continue their walk.
Green: Just overcome by the unparalleled thrill of being an old man on a bicycle, I guess.
Blue: Yep.

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Sev @sev.yote.social · 3d

I am certain I know people who rewatched the last few seconds of Last Week Tonight a few times :P

Sev @sev.yote.social · 3d

Just gotta reframe your thinking!

You didn't not come up with something spooky because of creative block.
You're just cleverly leaving it up to our imaginations, knowing we'll each fill in the unknown with something uniquely terrifying for ourselves.

Sev @sev.yote.social · 3d

Well, congrats to Sad Socket on making the game more crash-resistant but I think I'm gonna call it at 400+24, heh.

My rats are theoretically unstoppable gods but in practice the bombers nuke everything before anybody else has a chance to do anything so 🤷‍♂️

Screenshot from the game 9 Kings, in the year 400+24, showing the stats for a lab rat plot that is ridiculously powerful

Sev @sev.yote.social · 3d

The power of infinite exponential growth. :P

Sev @sev.yote.social · 4d

Just waiting for the game to crash so it can be over without feeling like I quit

Screenshot of the game 9 Kings, in an 'Endless' state where the player is probably(?) unstoppable thanks to infinite exponential growth

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Sev @sev.yote.social · 4d

There are two ways to read this and one of them is gonna make the story a real challenge without some serious sign language skills.

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Sev @sev.yote.social · 4d

Dude that's incredible, congrats!

Sev @sev.yote.social · 4d

Is the fireball for when people finish or are people drinking it as they go? o.O

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Coyote ^.^ ΘΔ @coyoteden.bsky.social · 4d

Found on Reddit. Yes, it’s a real video, not AI, and yes it just keeps getting weirder.

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Sev @sev.yote.social · 4d

😏

Sev @sev.yote.social · 5d

Everything about masto is self-defeating. It's like people who sincerely suggest plain rice cakes as an alternative to Doritos. Like, sure, if you're somebody who can find something satisfying after it's had 110% of the joy sucked out of it, I guess that works.

Sev @sev.yote.social · 5d

The Thai place's menu warns you that their hot is hot and it's what I always get but the real warning should be that it's inconsistent.

Sometimes it's just hot. Sometimes it's very hot. And sooooometimes it makes you disassociate and see coyote-god in the bumps on your ceiling.

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Sev @sev.yote.social · 6d

This album is pretty much exactly one workout long; made for a nice listen today. :)

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Sev @sev.yote.social · 6d

Organic canine-safe chocolate syrup is delicious, all-natural, anxiety-reducing, muscle-relaxing, lubricating, and only moderately habit-forming.

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Sev @sev.yote.social · 6d

Oh yeah, no, definitely...definitely not. 😇