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Sera's Things @serasthings.bsky.social · 20h

Retro gaming doesn't give anyone money. Just saying.

Stupid Twink @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 1d

a guy holds out his phone and says
“i love this app that lets you virtually pet a dog”

another guy looks concerned and says:
“don't they send 17
trillion dollars
to israel every year”

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Sera's Things @serasthings.bsky.social · 15h

"To ADHD viewers, check your dryer. You've had clothes in there for weeks."

Bold of you to assume that I even started laundry.

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Sera's Things @serasthings.bsky.social · 20h

Retro gaming doesn't give anyone money. Just saying.

Stupid Twink @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 1d

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Sera's Things @serasthings.bsky.social · 2d

It's a message, evolve legs already.

mossworm.bsky.social @mossworm.bsky.social · 2d

is this MMO really supposed to be giving me delivery quests with a drop off location on land while I'm playing as an ichthyosaur, like am I really expected to shimmy up here five times for 100 exp

yellow colored ichthyosaur on a beach in the game Path of Titans

another shot of the yellow ichthyosaur laying on a beach. its upper jaw is very long, like a swordfish

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フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @northerniion.bsky.social · Feb 11

extremely important PSA

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Sera's Things @serasthings.bsky.social · 4d

"Oh, you're cut? You dont have foreskin?"

You think that's bad, you should see the other guy.

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Sera's Things @serasthings.bsky.social · 4d

Rip on laugh tracks, but if you've ever made jokes on the internet you'd know that people don't know something is a joke until you tell them that it is.

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Sera's Things @serasthings.bsky.social · 4d

So they know that being poor increases crime rates. But do nothing about preventing people from being poor? Why address the root of the issue? We wouldn't want to accidentally fix the problem.

Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 5d

California police boost patrols at grocery stores as millions set to lose SNAP benefits

www.foxla.com

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Sera's Things @serasthings.bsky.social · 5d

Went to get cheesecake. Brand new car battery died while getting cheesecake. I get the feeling that I'm not allowed to have anything.

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Sera's Things @serasthings.bsky.social · 5d

Plasma place fixed my account, I was banned from donating plasma for being a gay. But they changed the rules and they want homo blood suddenly. So the food stamp issue won't be as big of a problem.

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Sera's Things @serasthings.bsky.social · 5d

Nvm my ass is too rural to benefit from this.

Sera's Things @serasthings.bsky.social · 5d

One man's trash is another man's treasure. The government doesn't care but corps get to pretend to and reap positive pr. Either way, probably going to try this out. Wish Doordash paid their drivers better and they wouldn't need snap. But this is fine.

🔞 CrystalENVT 💎🍄 Ultra Gay Mushroom @crystal.envt.gay · 5d

We shouldn't have to be at the whim of corporations for these types of things, BUT this is definitely a good thing they are doing.

Link to their official blog post:
about.doordash.com/en-us/news/s...

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Sera's Things @serasthings.bsky.social · 5d

I have a desk riser coming in. Never been so excited for something so mundane. Very happy that it's going to give me so much more storage space. It's also wooden. I like colorful stuff but I prefer the mature and hipster aesthetic of wood. Makes me look like an adult who knows what they're doing.

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Junior 🐢 @vigoburrito.bsky.social · 10d

Screenshot redraw of this punk #beelzemon #digimon

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Sera's Things @serasthings.bsky.social · 5d

Cults are dumb, you sacrifice a handful of dudes and awaken a Dark God? Bro, that's not even enough for an AC-130, let alone a Dark God.

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Sera's Things @serasthings.bsky.social · 6d

Nah, AI is always wrong. If anything this should further support the belief that it is actually possible.

i'll spread my wings and welcome you home @ephemmeral.bsky.social · 6d

what's even the fucking point

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Sera's Things @serasthings.bsky.social · 6d

It just makes more sense to stream the game. Then make a highlight reel or a review of the game after.

Sera's Things @serasthings.bsky.social · 6d

The fix is easy, if you care about that sort of content. It's promoting it outside of youtube. If youtube won't promote your video then you have to rely on others sharing it for you. People don't do that. The only people left doing them are doing it out of compulsion. 3/3

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Sera's Things @serasthings.bsky.social · 6d

So they know going in that by making a series they're going to negatively impact their channel long term. That or they will only make one video on a game or do highlight videos. You don't see let's play series as often anymore because they're channel suicide. 2/3

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Sera's Things @serasthings.bsky.social · 6d

Want to know why your favorite youtubers only post a video from the first hour of a game? It's because youtube doesn't reward series. With each released video in a series less and less people click. So youtube sees that video by video metric and sees a decline and says "no more frontpage". 1/3

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Sera's Things @serasthings.bsky.social · 6d

I'll probably play PS2 and try to finish up Ratchet 3's retro achievement set. Then go on to Ratchet 2. But that's going to be really boring. I also have some cleaning to do because I need to make room for a desk riser I have coming in tomorrow. So I should probably clean.

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Sera's Things @serasthings.bsky.social · 6d

Boring day today, Blythe and Smith are on a trip up north to house sit for Smith's Grandma. Kanny is at work 8 pm because she is taking bus driving classes. I've got nothing to do besides cooking a turkey. I've put off playing Switch 2 until I get my grip in thursday. I don't want to work.

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Sera's Things @serasthings.bsky.social · 7d

Now why would youtube out of nowhere put this 15 year old British recipe video on my American recommendations page on my channel that I've never looked up a recipe on?

Thumbnail on youtube for a recipe of faggots and peas from BBC studios.

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Sera's Things @serasthings.bsky.social · 7d

Nah, I'm mostly talking about redditors. They're been convinced that their input, regardless of the kind of input, is better than no input. Kind of a problem with the internet as a whole, some people have never been told to shut up and it shows.

Sera's Things @serasthings.bsky.social · 7d

People being sarcastic don't genuinely think they're being funny or witty, do they? They're doing it on purpose to make people hate them, right?

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