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Fall of the House of Blanx @senorblanxo.bsky.social · Sep 16

If you retweet me, I'm blocking you. Go away.

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Fall of the House of Blanx @senorblanxo.bsky.social · 1h

Larb gai to start, then chase it with a Schmuck Martini for me.

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Fall of the House of Blanx @senorblanxo.bsky.social · 1h

That's a loadbearing "mostly".

Fall of the House of Blanx @senorblanxo.bsky.social · 1h

What's in the trunk, Scott?

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Fall of the House of Blanx @senorblanxo.bsky.social · 1h

Somewhere some Penn State fan's saying : So there's still a chance?

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Fall of the House of Blanx @senorblanxo.bsky.social · 2h

The worst is when they place a lunch order, then decide, nah, we aren't gonna wait for food. Ask me how I know.

Fall of the House of Blanx @senorblanxo.bsky.social · 2h

No. Especially not when the case was no billed at least twice by the grand jury- that's a unicorn.

Fall of the House of Blanx @senorblanxo.bsky.social · 2h

I am willing to supervise the administration of penance.

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Fall of the House of Blanx @senorblanxo.bsky.social · 2h

Bwahahahahaha. Fuck ICE

Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 2h

lol.

LMAO, even.

Case 1:25-cr-00244-SLS
Document 69 Filed 10/16/25 Page 1 of 2
CO 109A - Rev. 3/2010
UNITED STATES DISTRICT AND BANKRUPTCY COURTS
FOR THE DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
VS.
Civil/Criminal No.:
25CR244-SLS
SYDNEY LORI REID
NOTE FROM JURY
Judge,
We have reached a verdiet.
Date: 10-16-2025
Time: Q1: 35 pm

UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT FOR THE DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA
:
:
:
Case No. 25-CR-244 (SLS)
....
VERDICT FORM
As to the charge of Assaulting, Resisting, or Impeding Certain Officers, we, the jury in the
above-captioned case, unanimously find the defendant, Sydney Reid:
X
_Not Guilty

Guilty
Foreperson Signature
10-16-2025
Date

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Fall of the House of Blanx @senorblanxo.bsky.social · 2h

I was multilingual - used to be straight fluent in French, and passable in Spanish, Italian and Khmer. But, I haven't used it in that way, and all the vocabulary words went running away.

Fall of the House of Blanx @senorblanxo.bsky.social · 3h

a man is standing at a counter in a kitchen talking to another man about how much for one rib .

ALT: a man is standing at a counter in a kitchen talking to another man about how much for one rib .

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Fall of the House of Blanx @senorblanxo.bsky.social · 3h

There is a glory in getting to a hotel bed, dropping the temperature down to *meat* and taking a nap.

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Fall of the House of Blanx @senorblanxo.bsky.social · 3h

You know what you must do, right?

PickitupPickitupPickitup

Fall of the House of Blanx @senorblanxo.bsky.social · 3h

"Just keep slicing until I say when."

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Fall of the House of Blanx @senorblanxo.bsky.social · 3h

Eat half a kofte wrap with lamb donair poutine. Save the other half of the wrap for afternoon snack.

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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 4h

No problem, the VP says you can say anything you want when you are a child of under 40 years old.

CNN @cnn.com · 9h

A Marine veteran turned oyster farmer who is now a rising Democratic Senate candidate once called himself a “communist,” dismissed “all” police as bastards, and said rural White Americans “actually are” racist and stupid, according to deleted social media posts seen by CNN. https://cnn.it/47sXon6

‘I got older and became a communist': Deleted posts show Maine Senate hopeful's raw views on politics, war, and police | CNN Politics

Graham Platner, a Marine veteran turned oyster farmer, now disavows posts he made years ago, saying they came from a time when he felt disillusioned and angry and expressed those emotions online.

www.cnn.com

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Fall of the House of Blanx @senorblanxo.bsky.social · 5h

This is why I imposed the strict limits!

Fall of the House of Blanx @senorblanxo.bsky.social · 5h

It's impossible to pick

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Fall of the House of Blanx @senorblanxo.bsky.social · 5h

THEY TOOK ALL THE AIR, ZACH. ALL OF IT

Fall of the House of Blanx @senorblanxo.bsky.social · 5h

I discount what people say on the Internet, it's for clout. But I have heard normie wine moms say shit that would curl your hair.

Micah @rincewind.run · 7h

many conversations I have had with complete normie libs, the kind who have a tote bag from donating to NPR and shop at Whole Foods, involve the kind of rhetoric that under no circumstances should be put on the internet

people are very mad

Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 7h

look i was recently talking to a septuagenarian life long dem (who shall remain nameless) and generic lib, and she was like “i just think there should be firing squads and they should sell tickets.”

Fall of the House of Blanx @senorblanxo.bsky.social · 6h

"We programmed Grok with only Billy Connolly records from before he stopped drinking. We've since fixed the glitch."

Fall of the House of Blanx @senorblanxo.bsky.social · 6h

"But Chat GPT said that I could pour Chlorine over Sodium without problem!" She said from the hospital bed.

Fall of the House of Blanx @senorblanxo.bsky.social · 6h

All my tax fraud are intentional.

Fall of the House of Blanx @senorblanxo.bsky.social · 6h

In The Neighborhood just came on, and you have to love a song where the lyrics are kinda sweet slice of life snippets, and the music/vocals sounds like someone's feeding a calliope into a woodchipper.

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Fall of the House of Blanx @senorblanxo.bsky.social · 6h

I love that there've been essentially no repeats, and each song is absolutely a correct answer.

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Fall of the House of Blanx @senorblanxo.bsky.social · 6h

I want to see the percussion score for "16 Shells From a 30.6"

"says, 5/8 empty bottle of Old Grand-dad?"