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Eris @seleristicillusion.bsky.social · Dec 2

Bluesky! I'm Selery, like the vegetable! Im an Esteemed Discordian Episkapos and casual occult practitioner! I exist in a state of perpetual invocation, my pineal gland overflowing with Eris! My hair has been BLUE for two years and will stay BLUE for the foreseeable future!

Long blue hair girl in a black and grey striped dress

Blue hair girl in a red Heathered crop top and orange and white striped skirt

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Julia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @juliaridesbikes.bsky.social · 21d

They should invent a brain that can feel more than sadness.

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Eris @seleristicillusion.bsky.social · 26d

The Amelia Earhart files thing might be the funniest Epstein files joke I've heard. Whoever convinced him this was a good idea is a comedic genius.

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Eris @seleristicillusion.bsky.social · Sep 22

This shirt is ancient, like at least 20 years old

Blue hair girl in dark blue lipstick, big gold sunglasses, and a blue crop top with a picture of a lemon with a sad face looking at a glass of lemonade and saying "Mom?"

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Eris @seleristicillusion.bsky.social · Sep 22

It waited an extra day, but now we wait to see what they say

A thank you for contacting VIBE Cannabis message

Eris @seleristicillusion.bsky.social · Sep 22

I bet a lot of people went into Him looking for a football movie and left feeling castigated as consumers of American sports culture

Eris @seleristicillusion.bsky.social · Sep 22

Holy shit Him is good. Go see Him.

Eris @seleristicillusion.bsky.social · Sep 21

Told the lyft driver we were going to see a horror movie and got a lecture about demons

Eris @seleristicillusion.bsky.social · Sep 21

Feeling incredibly lonely

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Eris @seleristicillusion.bsky.social · Sep 21

Gonna write Vibe Cannabis a strongly worded letter in the morning. This shit really shouldn't be on my shelf in 2025.

Close up of a cannabis vape package showing the name Severus Vape

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Eris @seleristicillusion.bsky.social · Sep 19

ooohhh I got a partner in crime might really get into some good trouble idk im scared right now because I'm sleepy

Which Side Are You On?

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Eris @seleristicillusion.bsky.social · Sep 19

Had a real awkward moment today of purest passing where someone asked if my parents were some kinda hippies for naming me Selery. Told him it was a chosen name and that my parents are bad people. It's happened before. Always awkward.

Eris @seleristicillusion.bsky.social · Sep 18

I got a voicemail intended for my mother, someone I haven't spoken to in ~13 years. She might be in some trouble. idk. Not my fuckin problem. Getting calls looking for her is my problem.

Eris @seleristicillusion.bsky.social · Sep 18

Might stir up some good trouble idk

Which Side Are You On?

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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · Sep 18

If the governments’ enemies are antifascists, what does that make them?

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Nicole DeWitt @catastro-v.bsky.social · Sep 17

the annoying thing about transition solving a bunch of previously intractable mental health issues is it makes me think all sorts of mental health issues can be fixed by making material changes to my life

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Eris @seleristicillusion.bsky.social · Sep 17

But I'm at episode ~160/2231, so I have no idea how long it'll be before this happens

Eris @seleristicillusion.bsky.social · Sep 17

imdb says Passions has the first black lesbian in soap opera history. I hope it's Whitney. If it's Whitney, they did a great job setting it up.

Eris @seleristicillusion.bsky.social · Sep 16

Less abstract cat

A long haired grey tabby cat sitting on the lap of a girl in a light blue skirt and darker blue sweater wearing a heavy necklace of many pendants

Eris @seleristicillusion.bsky.social · Sep 16

I thought it was a good picture of us <3

Close up of the right eye and ear of a long haired grey tabby cat with a woman in the background with a blue top and lipstick and a necklace with multiple pendants

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🏳️‍⚧️ Amy had a little pond 🔞 ~ Kitt & Amy @amypond.gay · Sep 16

(X) Animated, virtual, or sexual activity generated by artificial intelligence.
(XI) Depictions of characters acting or resembling minors in sexual contexts.
(XII) Any other pornographic material.
(B) Is a depiction, description, or simulation, whether real, animated, digitally generated, written, or auditory, that includes a disconnection between biology and gender by an individual of 1 biological sex imitating, depicting, or representing himself or herself to be of the other biological sex by means of a combination of attire, cosmetology, or prosthetics, or as having a reproductive nature contrary to the individual's biological sex.
(ii) Prohibited material does not include any of the following:
(A) Material to be used for scientific and medical research or instruction.

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eevee @pocket-acorn.bsky.social · Sep 16

be the weed tranny you want to see hanging around

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Eris @seleristicillusion.bsky.social · Sep 14

If you look closely, you can see the reflection of the window in her eyes. You can see the shadow of the bird feeder in one of them

Eris @seleristicillusion.bsky.social · Sep 14

Bird watchin

A long haired grey tabby with her green eyes wide open staring into the distance

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Eris @seleristicillusion.bsky.social · Sep 14

I couldn't resist. I had to have them. This is the first new pair of shoes I've bought in probably a decade if you don't count the xero sandal kits. They're just too perfect <3

Eris @seleristicillusion.bsky.social · Sep 13

I really want to get the trans pride Vivos, but I could get two lightly used pairs of Vivos for the same price. I'm conflicted...

Barefoot off road running shoes in trans pride colors

Eris @seleristicillusion.bsky.social · Sep 14

I don't mind Caryophyllene, but I wish it wasn't in everything. I feel like it defines the cannabis experience almost as much as thc. It's obnoxious as someone who could take or leave it. Probably ruined cannabis for people who are sensitive to its negative effects the way I am with Limonene.

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