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For the love of Seinfeld. Meant to add a smile to your day. #Seinfeld #Seinfeldism

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Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 7h

He massacred you... you look like you're five years old. / S05E08 The Barber

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Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 9h

George: I happen to dress based on mood. Jerry: Oh. But you essentially wear the same thing all the time. / S04E01 The Trip (Part 1)

Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 10h

No, go ahead, I second-hand smoke two packs a day. / S06E04 The Chinese Woman

Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 12h

When you consider the other choices, manure is actually pretty refreshing. / S06E07 The Soup

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Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 14h

I don't know the exact pronunciation, but I believe it's Menage a trois? / S06E11 The Switch

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Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 16h

George: I was here first. Woman: Well if you were here first, you'd be holding the phone. / S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 16h

Seinfeldism: "Cosmo's got the caboose" ~ Kramer's response, after he accidentally knocked out Fireman Desoto and took his position on the back of a hook-and-ladder fire truck. (S07E07 The Secret Code) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book: https://seinfeldism....

Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 18h

Well, I got gonorrhea. / S09E16 The Burning

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Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 20h

Why must I be always the focal point of attention? Let me just be, let me live. / S03E07 The Cafe

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Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 22h

George: Excuse me, sir, do you have the time? Man: There's a clock over there. / S03E19 The Limo

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Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 1d

Joel: Is there a real bird in the back? / S01E04 Male Unbonding

Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 1d

We needed a leader! Someone to lead the way to safety. / S05E20 The Fire

Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 1d

A vote for me is a vote for Kramer! / S09E15 The Wizard

Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 1d

Au revoir, Le George. / S09E11 The Dealership

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Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 1d

I don't think I want to meet the people that are in the market for a used van. / S09E05 The Junk Mail

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Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 1d

Hare Krishna, Hare Krishna! / S03E13 The Subway

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Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 1d

Seinfeldism: "Bro" ~ After Kramer saw Frank had man breasts, he created the 'Bro,' a support undergarment specifically designed for men. (S06E18 The Doorman) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book: https://seinfeldism....

Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 1d

Before you go, would you mind changing my diaper? Ha ha ha! / S04E18 The Old Man

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Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 1d

Bowling? I don't think so George. You get no rush from bowling. / S05E12 The Stall

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Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 1d

Hey, it writes upside down. / S03E03 The Pen

Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 2d

Kramer rollerblading in Los Angeles. Music: The Beach Boys, "Wouldn't it be Nice." / S03E23 The Keys

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Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 2d

It's Risk, Jerry. The game of world conquest. / S06E12 The Label Maker

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Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 2d

I know it's not what the ladies like, but without some solid sack time, I'm a zombie! / S08E12 The Money

Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 2d

You overload your inventory and you blow your margins on gasoline. Trust me, it doesn't work. / S07E21 The Bottle Deposit (Part 1)

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Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 2d

...then, when I was seventeen, I ran away from home and hopped a steamship to Sweden. / S03E21 The Letter

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