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Mostly a BTS fan account. Fic writer, '82-liner. Namgi double-biased, but OT7 is the only truth. Executive editor of Namgi Studies Quarterly. https://archiveofourown.org/users/museumofflight/pseuds/Seesawenthooz 아포방포

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high-functioning sloth⁷ @seesawenthooz.borasky.social · Nov 12

A thread of all my BTS fanfic!
My AO3: archiveofourown.org/users/museum...

A purple header reading "seesawenthooz fanfics" with a picture of Yoongi holding a glass of whiskey

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high-functioning sloth⁷ @seesawenthooz.borasky.social · 6m

Because no one has ever been so right?

high-functioning sloth⁷ @seesawenthooz.borasky.social · 6m

Yes and also i hate you and I'm crying

high-functioning sloth⁷ @seesawenthooz.borasky.social · 6m

Omg yesssss the Party Smokers contingent would be a large and significant one

high-functioning sloth⁷ @seesawenthooz.borasky.social · 10m

Plato's Symposium is ABSOLUTELY party lit!! Maybe the original party lit???

Which Russian Roulette??

high-functioning sloth⁷ @seesawenthooz.borasky.social · 11m

OKWNRHRHRG NIGHTMARE BLUNT ROTATION IM SCREAMING

high-functioning sloth⁷ @seesawenthooz.borasky.social · 27m

OF COURSE IT WAS

Jimin does parties in queer history as sites of community resistance

(Stonewall: a party!)

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high-functioning sloth⁷ @seesawenthooz.borasky.social · 34m

Got so distracted by Party Studies that I almost forgot to post my words again!

October 15: 165

(I was very distractible in general today lol)

high-functioning sloth⁷ @seesawenthooz.borasky.social · 35m

Seokjin specializing in dinner parties, he switched from food studies because party studies has better alcohol

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high-functioning sloth⁷ @seesawenthooz.borasky.social · 36m

oh oh YESSS, THERE ARE SO MANY POSSIBILITIES

high-functioning sloth⁷ @seesawenthooz.borasky.social · 38m

NJ, drunk, leaving a party with literally every professional colleague he has: byeeeee i'm off to make my husband cry on my dick!

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high-functioning sloth⁷ @seesawenthooz.borasky.social · 41m

NO BUT HEAR ME OUTTTT

high-functioning sloth⁷ @seesawenthooz.borasky.social · 41m

Namjoon is Mr. Party Theory but is actually AMAZING at parties and Yoongi is Mr. Theorizing the Party Undermines the Nature of Partying and has never stayed at a party longer than 45 minutes

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high-functioning sloth⁷ @seesawenthooz.borasky.social · 42m

Bad parties are an extremely important subfield within Party Studies. Mask of the Red Death. J. Alfred Prufrock. Basically every Edith Wharton novel.

high-functioning sloth⁷ @seesawenthooz.borasky.social · 59m

Frankenstein is one of my ur-texts for Party Studies! Bc like you said--it was written as a response to a party! Arguably the most important gothic horror ever penned and it was inspired in part by the torture of being trapped in a vacation house with Lord Byron and your most-hated stepsister

Elizabeth Davis @elizabethdavis.bsky.social · 1h

Where does Frankenstein fit in to this, I am obsessed

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high-functioning sloth⁷ @seesawenthooz.borasky.social · 44m

OMG I TOTALLY FORGOT THAT!!!

also: Like Crazy? PERFECT PARTY STUDIES FODDER

all of Face is, really

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high-functioning sloth⁷ @seesawenthooz.borasky.social · 45m

Prof. Jeong: oh yeah, all the shit-talking they do about each other in the footnotes? it's basically foreplay. I shared a wall with Dr. Kim's carrel in grad school and had to listen to them fuck it out every day

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high-functioning sloth⁷ @seesawenthooz.borasky.social · 47m

it would work!! almost too well!!!

high-functioning sloth⁷ @seesawenthooz.borasky.social · 47m

OHHHHHH MY GODDDD YES

high-functioning sloth⁷ @seesawenthooz.borasky.social · 48m

sad but true 🙃

high-functioning sloth⁷ @seesawenthooz.borasky.social · 49m

true story: we came up with the field of Party Studies at a party and elaborated on it at subsequent parties

high-functioning sloth⁷ @seesawenthooz.borasky.social · 49m

wait--jimin????

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high-functioning sloth⁷ @seesawenthooz.borasky.social · 50m

her power is unmatched

high-functioning sloth⁷ @seesawenthooz.borasky.social · 52m

there will be a BTS as Party Studies scholars thread coming. Namgi are bitter academic rivals and also married to each other.

super tuna enjoyer @definitionofily.borasky.social · 1h

Namjoon says this to Yoongi and almost gets his teeth bashed in at the 17th Annual Party Studies Conference

high-functioning sloth⁷ @seesawenthooz.borasky.social · 1h

are parties not a form of The Panopticon

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super tuna enjoyer @definitionofily.borasky.social · 1h

Namjoon says this to Yoongi and almost gets his teeth bashed in at the 17th Annual Party Studies Conference

high-functioning sloth⁷ @seesawenthooz.borasky.social · 1h

are parties not a form of The Panopticon

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high-functioning sloth⁷ @seesawenthooz.borasky.social · 52m

then they make out in the coat room

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high-functioning sloth⁷ @seesawenthooz.borasky.social · 53m

you would be the QUEEN of the discipline. Scholarship on point. Parties that are *actually* enjoyable as parties, which would just make your theoretical writing about the nature of parties that much more persuasive. Party as praxis!