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Sea Senor 🇳🇿

@seassenor.bsky.social

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Rural Doc. Mainland NZ. Covid intolerant. Unprecedented in no criminal efforts. Send all dad jokes. #medtwitter

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Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · Dec 28

Why the sky is dark at night is the greatest question ever asked.

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Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 4h

Good luck Te Waipounamu
Its bucketing in Central Otago, which usually means its biblical everywhere else
#redwarning

Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 16h

Nice. I have the exact same...cats (plus a few others)

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Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 16h

Well that spoiled that movie ending!

Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 1d

Wait til they parody her on South Park as a Krusti Gnome sycophant.

Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 1d

When you forget to put your teeth in again afterwards

Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 2d

Nickelback? Nigella?

Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 2d

I thought it was the hair color

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Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 2d

You give that North Korean newsreader lessons 😂

Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 4d

"Good luck trying to silence my wife" 😅

Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 4d

OK guys, post your best signs from today for entry into my Top 15 No Kings Sign Contest.

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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 4d

Omg 😂

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Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 4d

Me sort of as listening to the ACC in one ear while making polite convo with rellies

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Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 4d

What a time to be alive

Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 4d

I lasted 30 mins at gym class. Chapeau!

Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 4d

Vulvamort?
*withdraws and apologises.
But thank you for your attention to this matter

Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 4d

Saber *rattling if you meth racoon load it

Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 4d

Felt bad but first thing came to mind

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Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 4d

If you see this, post a chef

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Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 4d

a man in a suit is holding a lighter in his hand

ALT: a man in a suit is holding a lighter in his hand

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Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 5d

Today we are at war. The mighty Thames Valley Swamp Foxes will battle the weak and unworthy "Mid" Canterbury at the cauldron that is the Ashburton Showgrounds, for the Meads Cup. Wife will rue the day she was born in Ashvegas and not forged among the Mighty Coromandels like me. #rugby

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ALT: Get Ready Ready To Fight GIF

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Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 5d

The AI marketing and legal departments are already paying for themselves here

Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 5d

Whoah

Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 5d

Yes but. That moment of quiet achievement and pride when it comes to a symphony of kinetic energy carrying the salad, laundry, cat, coffee and shoes

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Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 5d

Of course women don't like the cybertruck.

Women only want one thing
My wifes old pink Triumph Herald convertible

Feral kids (surely not mine) playing in an ugly pink spray painted triumph Herald with leopard print seats

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Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 5d

Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 6d

I get a paper delivered. Figure its a job for someone. Adult throwing them out a car window.