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a kitten is sitting in a coffee mug with the words need the coffee written below it

Scotty @scottythescott.bsky.social · 8h

5am on a Saturday morning. What fuckery is this?

Alt: a sleepy kitten is leaning into a coffee mug with the words need the coffee written below it

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Scotty @scottythescott.bsky.social · 8h

A still from Mystery Science Theatre 3000, Season 13 Episode 11 The Mask in 3D. Shows a giant 3D skull on screen with masked ghouls in robes and face masks either side. The subtitles show that Tom Servo is saying Ladies and gentlemen, Iron Maiden.

a woman is holding two boxes of belina juice and says i brought juice boxes .

Scotty @scottythescott.bsky.social · 1d

Alt: Karen from Will and Grace is holding two boxes of wine and says i brought juice boxes .

Alt: A minion, wearing flashing red alert signs on its head and speaking into a megaphone is saying weee-wooo-weee-wooo-weee-wooo.

Scotty @scottythescott.bsky.social · 4d

I've recently started using the Visible Health app (and Polar loop) to try and track and manage my M.E. symptoms.

Today everything's flashing RED ALERT. I wonder if it's predicting a crash or flare-up before I know I'm having one?

Be Doo Be Doo Minion GIF

a man with a mustache is smiling and the words it 's pure art are behind him

Scotty @scottythescott.bsky.social · 4d

It's... So... Beautiful! *sobs*

Doctor Who The Collection, Season 13 Blu-ray box set. Depicts a Scottish themed Tom Baker.

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Scotty @scottythescott.bsky.social · 5d

Alt: a man with a mustache is smiling and the words it's pure art are written at the bottom

a cartoon of mickey mouse as a wizard with the words `` what sorcery is this ? ''

Scotty @scottythescott.bsky.social · 5d

Alt: a cartoon of mickey mouse as a wizard with the words `` what sorcery is this ? ''

a cartoon cat is being attacked by a person 's fist .

Scotty @scottythescott.bsky.social · 5d

Alt: a cartoon cat is being hug attacked by a smaller cat.

a picture of a monster with the words happy birthday on it

Scotty @scottythescott.bsky.social · 11d

Alt: Godzilla is doing a happy little dance with the words on screen reading happy birthday.

a picture of a woman with the words you are like 34 on it

Scotty @scottythescott.bsky.social · 12d

Alt: a picture of a woman with the words you are like 34 on it

a blue background with a penguin and the words " you got this " on it

Scotty @scottythescott.bsky.social · 14d

Alt: a blue background with a penguin and the words " you got this " on it

prince is sitting on a couch in a black and white photo with his eyes closed and a chain around his neck .

Scotty @scottythescott.bsky.social · 15d

Alt: prince is sitting on a couch in black and white, shaking his head with his eyes closed and a chain around his neck. Text reads this is exactly why the doves cry.

a black and white photo of a man in a suit holding his fist up .

Scotty @scottythescott.bsky.social · 15d

If you can listen to Octopus Garden without feeling pure joy then nothing else will help you.

Alt: Ringo Starr doing a little dance and being quite marvellous

a woman in a suit and pearl necklace is making a funny face .

Scotty @scottythescott.bsky.social · 15d

You? A bender?

Alt: a woman in a suit and pearl necklace is giving a knowing look.

a man is sitting on a couch with his hands on his face and the words pretends to be shocked above him

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Scotty @scottythescott.bsky.social · 15d

Alt: a man is sitting on a couch with his hands on his face and the words pretends to be shocked above him

a mickey mouse cartoon character is laying on the ground

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Matthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 16d

You know what, it’s one of those days, have Cookie Monster kaiju again.

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Scotty @scottythescott.bsky.social · 16d

Alt: Mighty Mouse is bound by rope and crawling to the edge of a cliff when suddenly he bursts his bonds and flies away happily.

a man and a woman are sitting next to each other with the words i do n't like sand

Scotty @scottythescott.bsky.social · 17d

Alt: Anakin and Padme are sitting next to each other with the words i don't like sand, it's coarse rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere. A classic moment of cinema.

a man is standing in front of a door and saying `` i am the keymaster '' .

Scotty @scottythescott.bsky.social · 18d

Alt: Rick Moranis from Ghostbusters is standing in front of a door and saying `` i am the keymaster '' .

a group of cartoon characters are sitting in a theater and one of them is yawning

Scotty @scottythescott.bsky.social · 18d

A collection of short stories. 😝

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Scotty @scottythescott.bsky.social · 20d

Alt: Peter Griffin from Family Guy is crying in a crowded theatre audience. He stands up and applauds energetically.

a skeleton dressed as a fairy is jumping in the air with a wand .

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Scotty @scottythescott.bsky.social · 21d

Alt: a skeleton dressed as a fairy is jumping in the air with a wand. Its wearing pink wings and a white tutu and looks fabulous. Text reads good morning.

Scotty @scottythescott.bsky.social · 21d

*throws away the key* 😝