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Egregious Philbin

@scottowilliams.bsky.social

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It should go without saying, but I only interact with people I want to // doom posts may be acknowledged and hidden // Opinions are not mine, they were programmed into me by society // comic talk @uncannyxcerpts.bsky.social

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Egregious Philbin @scottowilliams.bsky.social · Sep 18

Jesus fuck what now

Egregious Philbin @scottowilliams.bsky.social · 5h

And look, I'm the biggest Aerosmith fan you're likely yo find, freakishly so considering my other tastes, but...did not expect that.

Egregious Philbin @scottowilliams.bsky.social · 5h

Apparently Aerosmith did a new song? What year is this

Egregious Philbin @scottowilliams.bsky.social · 17h

Total was 16, seemingly our biggest year ever! We made 18 goodie bags

Egregious Philbin @scottowilliams.bsky.social · 17h

Trick or Treater Scoreboard:

3 Princesses
2 K-Pop Demon Hunters
2 Slasher film icons from the parents' youths (Jason and Ghostface)
1 very cold chipmunk (girl with painted nose and heavy sweater)

Egregious Philbin @scottowilliams.bsky.social · 1d

We couldn't be the house that does full sized chocolate bars for certain reasons, so we put together these spooky bags

Halloween baggie featuring Twix, humpty dumpty chips, tootsie roll, tiger pop and rockets (or as Americans know them, Smarties)

Egregious Philbin @scottowilliams.bsky.social · 1d

Halloween vibes

Torgo's theme from Manos Returns by Cary Fujimori

Egregious Philbin @scottowilliams.bsky.social · 1d

I know not everyone is a Jays fan but Hank makes the jersey look good

Rear view of Hank (a medium sized brown dog) in a Blue Jays jersey

Front view of Hank (a medium sized brown dog) in a Blue Jays jersey

Egregious Philbin @scottowilliams.bsky.social · 1d

(Singing along to R.E.M.'s "Electolite")

Hollywood is under me
I'm Ben Vereen
I'm Billie Jean
I'm Wolverine

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Egregious Philbin @scottowilliams.bsky.social · 15d

Kermit the Frog: Why are there so many songs about rainbows?

Me: Um, are there?

Kermit: Yeah...

Me: Name one.

Kermit: The Rainbow Connection.

Me: Nice try. Name one not written by you.

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Egregious Philbin @scottowilliams.bsky.social · 2d

Torn between my neutral-slight-negative feelings about Taylor and my desire to read a new book by Rob Sheffield

Egregious Philbin @scottowilliams.bsky.social · 2d

For comparison

Aged, filled-out Scotto with half-frame glasses and rather more touseled hair

Egregious Philbin @scottowilliams.bsky.social · 2d

Post you from a different era

Young wan Scotto with pointy hair and wireframe glasses

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Egregious Philbin @scottowilliams.bsky.social · 3d

It's the time of the day when Mel is not able to get away for lunch yet, but I am too hungry and cranky to do anything of use!

Egregious Philbin @scottowilliams.bsky.social · 3d

The wheels on the bus go

(((e e r i e s i l e n c e)))

beautiful women updates @aoife.bsky.social · Apr 22

back on my bullshit

Egregious Philbin @scottowilliams.bsky.social · 3d

I used to hate that they put Christiansen in there. Now I don't mind so much, except not knowing what he was filming caused him to have a facial expression of a total creeper.

Egregious Philbin @scottowilliams.bsky.social · 3d

Wedge is on Endor for the big celebration. Denis Lawson looks like he no fucking clue what is going on.

Egregious Philbin @scottowilliams.bsky.social · 3d

I love how everyone is celebrating and the guy playing Admiral Ackbar was like "No. This squid guy knows too well the bleak cost of victory."

Egregious Philbin @scottowilliams.bsky.social · 3d

Half-watching Return of the Jedi. Had I had mentally blocked that the name Anakin actually does appear in dialogue, or was that just a canny edit?

Egregious Philbin @scottowilliams.bsky.social · 4d

"Oh look at the big man with his HOUSE so sad" listen hun we've all got problems, fight the real enemy.

Egregious Philbin @scottowilliams.bsky.social · 4d

I would go get a root canal tomorrow if it meant I would never, ever have to go through the process of refinancing a mortgage again.

Egregious Philbin @scottowilliams.bsky.social · 4d

HELL YEAH

Seasonally Appropriate Leask @leask.bsky.social · 4d

GIMME A HELL YEAH

Egregious Philbin @scottowilliams.bsky.social · 4d

Wife's away, blast The Strokes' second album on the big speaker

The Strokes "The End Has No End" from Room on Fire via Tidal

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Egregious Philbin @scottowilliams.bsky.social · 4d

Reading about John Lennon's 'snobbish' Aunt Mimi, it is my duty to inform you of this sick burn she inflicted

Paragraph from Craig Brown's 150 Glimpses Of the Beatles (pg 283)

The passage concerns Mimi's negative attitude toward John's fame and persona, looking down on it as low class and depicting her as generally scolding and disapproving of his music career.

The relevant portion begins "On the release of Two Virgins, with its cover photograph of John and Yoko naked, she made her feelings all too clear: 'It would have been all right, John, but you're both so ugly. Why don't you get somebody attractive on the cover if you've got to have someone completely naked?'

Egregious Philbin @scottowilliams.bsky.social · 7d

I am once again reading my unproduced pilot script from 2020's seemingly fruitless netflix submission dy, and I regret to inform you this shit is still good.

Egregious Philbin @scottowilliams.bsky.social · 7d

It turns out quitting my job without any kind of a plan had negative effects on our financial state! Who could have known!!