banner
LightNews
scottnotscot.bsky.social
Scott
@scottnotscot.bsky.social
880 followers 600 following 9.4K posts
I'm here for dad jokes, TV chat, a little politics, food envy, and a lot of cat spotting. DMs open. Oxford. 🏳️‍🌈. He/him https://www.instagram.com/scottisnotabot
www.instagram.com
Posts Media Videos Starter Packs
scottnotscot.bsky.social
Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 6h
Good morning. Be strong, you can do it.
1 1
scottnotscot.bsky.social
Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 6h
This might be the best one yet.
1
scottnotscot.bsky.social
Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 15h
Happy birthday!
1 1
scottnotscot.bsky.social
Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 16h
Oh no I'd hate that. I'd be booking into hotel if I couldn't use a gym or work shower.
1
scottnotscot.bsky.social
Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 17h
Will there still be a little glass of champagne on boarding and a lie-flat bed?
scottnotscot.bsky.social
Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 17h
Sounds good to me. When are you sending the car to get me?
1 1
scottnotscot.bsky.social
Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 17h
I think I agree with Nicky on this one. Both are good on their own, but together... Nah. They cancel out each other's good bits!
2
scottnotscot.bsky.social
Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 17h
You'd be so drunk on whatever it is you're swigging that you won't remember anyway.
1 1
scottnotscot.bsky.social
Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 17h
For a busy* man about** town like myself, efficiency is second nature.

* lazy
** who tries to avoid going into
1 1
scottnotscot.bsky.social
Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 17h
Ah but Nicky, you seem to have neglected the fact that I'm always right 🤓.
2 1
scottnotscot.bsky.social
Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 17h
Are you sure that Sainsbury's isn't beckoning you?
1
scottnotscot.bsky.social
Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 17h
I'm going to try to survive until tomorrow, and I'll replenish the stocks on my way home from my haircut.
1 1
scottnotscot.bsky.social
Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 18h
You shouldn't have told me that...
1 1
scottnotscot.bsky.social
Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 18h
I feel like the kiss would just delay the fun part?
1 1
scottnotscot.bsky.social
Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 18h
I'm sometimes tempted to Deliveroo a Kaspa's but I'm afraid it wouldn't travel well.
1
scottnotscot.bsky.social
Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 18h
I don't know, Carwyn. I'm still processing the situation 😢.
1 1
scottnotscot.bsky.social
Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 18h
Sounds like a win to me.
1
scottnotscot.bsky.social
Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 18h
The fourth emergency service.
1 1
scottnotscot.bsky.social
Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 18h
It seems I ate it 😢.
scottnotscot.bsky.social
Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 18h
I'm not sure I can hold on that long!
1 1
scottnotscot.bsky.social
Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 18h
I'll hold the chair.
1 1
scottnotscot.bsky.social
Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 18h
Well that's good but also a bummer I guess. Are there likely to be more opportunities at the same place or elsewhere?
scottnotscot.bsky.social
Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 18h
What day does this fit into?

youtu.be/R9oZaP-my5E?...
British lads hit each other with chair
YouTube video by Kramberries
youtu.be
1 2
scottnotscot.bsky.social
Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 18h
Oh man, that must be frustrating. Did you get any feedback?
1 1
scottnotscot.bsky.social
Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 18h
I don't only pay attention to men on Fridays you know.
1 1