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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 17d

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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 1h

Is Dale Murphy into Warren Zevon, though?

Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 1h

For a 2019 Geoff Tate project, this is pretty good. His collaborators are really good at this.

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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 2h

How am I just finding out now that Geoff Tate has a "new" band called Sweet Oblivion who've been putting out stuff for about 5 years?

I dunno if this'll end up getting repeat listens, but it's still noteworthy that he's been at it again, and also this far under my radar.

Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 2h

I haven't listened to The Warning in a very long time, before tonight.

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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 3h

It me, listening to Queensrÿche at 2:40 in the morning.

Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 3h

While I'm feeling absurdly musical, I was in the kitchen just now, and I just started singing David Bowie's "Modern Love" as performed by Motörhead.

Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 3h

Don't sleep on the last Cars album.

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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 3h

Cars Appreciation Thread

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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 3h

Fond memories of sitting on the stage of Continental Divide in 1990 with Leon Ross from Da Willys (R.I.P.) after one of their shows, Leon and I just SCREAMING the lyrics.

I was 16 years old.

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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 3h

And now my brain's trying to re-write The Devils as a musical, with Durante serving as musical narrator..."Grandier...how do ya feel today?"

Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 3h

It's not like putting Jimmy Durante in Ken Russell's The Devils or something bananas like that, but she didn't quite fit for some reason.

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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 3h

Lorraine Bracco was such odd casting for Hackers. I mean, she was...Lorraine Bracco in it, and I like Lorraine. I just don't know if I would've said "Lorraine Bracco!" when casting Hackers, though.

Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 4h

Song (mine, not Ogre's) is kinda surprisingly Switchblade Symphony-sounding.

Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 4h

Received news tonight that, in 2006, I had a song fairly close (not "you can listen to it" close) to completion that I had initially no recollection of making, but instruments and vocals are clearly me. Weird. I knew it was possible, though. Nivek Ogre didn't remember one of his from a demo I have.

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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 4h

NWA's National Champion has apparently responded, so for better or worse, this might be a thing. 🤼

Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 4h

Inbox 1, but the 1 is a tracking number so I don't have to respond to it. I'll take it.

Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 5h

Me when some post here suggests that I can just forgive myself for my mistakes

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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 7h

No turns! Surprising.

Great show, though, and we're getting Hanger/Hobbs Falls Count Anywhere in between the B&G matches, apparently.

Had fun watchin' with y'all.

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Ghoul Ol' WT @keyguardactive.bsky.social · 7h

"Cowboy Shit My Ass"

Now, where do you you put the comma? Is it an interjection or a demand?🤼

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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 7h

Now that you mention it, this has to be the plan.

Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 7h

Hobbs needs a main event run SO BAD.

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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 7h

I think that back thing with Hook is kayfabe. I hope it is, but this has the flow of the "guy fakes an injury to stay out of the tag match" playbook.

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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 7h

Shibata working heel=A+++++

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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 7h

It's also been over 18 years since Eddie Kingston and Samoa Joe have had a singles match. 🤼

Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 7h

I'd be up for a Hanger/Shibata singles match. It's never happened before.

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