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(he/any) not quite homo luminous (c. 1989) 🏳️‍🌈 some of these are jokes and some of these are sincere but i’ll never tell 🌉 bridged from ⁂ https://mastodon.social/@schwegler, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact
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(M🎃rgann’s versi🎃n) @morganngicquel.com · 1h
Am queen of the pumpkins, does that mean I’m a pumpqueen?
Morgann in a red coat her hands in the air surrounded by yellow and orange pumpkin on a small wooden bridge in front of a corn maze.
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Flipboard News Desk @newsdesk.flipboard.social.ap.brid.gy · 1d
U.S. President Donald Trump wants to double the size of the ICE workforce, but there's a problem with that. More than one-third of new applicants has failed the agency's personal fitness test, which comprises 15 push-ups, 32 sit-ups and a 1.5-mile run in 14 minutes. An email from ICE […]
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schweg @schweg.xyz · 11h
car noise update:

it only happens (kind of grinding noise) when braking after i make a sharp-ish turn and then goes away again for a while after i drive some more

so that's a good/bad sign?

anyway... just need it to last til payday so I can find out what the damage really is... :sadness:
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memes from outside fedi/atmosphere @nonfedimemes.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · Apr 11
2008: The 2008 financial crisis and Sonic Unleashed for the Xbox 360 2025: The 2025 US stock market crash and Unleashed Recompiled for PC
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schweg @schweg.xyz · 11h
good morning, no one
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Alt Text Health Check @alttexthealthcheck.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 13h
Results from tracking 32,393 images across 1,472 instances from the mastodon.social federated timeline.

Then filtering down to the top 1000 instances by active user from instances.social who had posted at least 44 images (2x the average).
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schweg @schweg.xyz · 22h
Michael Jordan’s Thriller
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schweg @schweg.xyz · 1d
air bud cum heist 2025
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schweg @schweg.xyz · 1d
i ate my father pig
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schweg @schweg.xyz · 1d
it’s a grinding noise but only at low speeds and not All the time but it happened last Wednesday after the post office trip and today after i got to my apartment complex after work :-/
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schweg @schweg.xyz · 1d
my brakes have started making a concerning noise every now and then—surely this won’t end badly
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Warner Crocker @warnercrocker.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 1d
The distilling image of what is happening to this country as demolition begins at the White House to prepare for Trump's rumpus room. #politics #demolition #whitehouse
A large excavator is demolishing part of the East Wing of the White House to prepare for Donald Trump’s new ballroom, with significant debris scattered on the ground in front. Several construction workers wearing safety vests and helmets are present in the scene, and a temporary wooden barricade is set up along a metal fence in the foreground. The upper portion of a grand, classical-style building, likely a government building, appears in the background.
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schweg @schweg.xyz · 1d
it's 10 PM, do you know where your ai is?
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schweg @schweg.xyz · 1d
how you gonna hate from outside the club sandwich when you can't even get in?
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schweg @schweg.xyz · 1d
this account on bsky has DMs on but no way at all for absolutely anyone (inclusive of me) to read them and i think that's beautiful
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schweg @schweg.xyz · 1d
"Aunt Eggma Blow Torch" by Neutral Milk Hotel https://song.link/us/i/1839186654

#nowplaying
Aunt Eggma Blow Torch by Neutral Milk Hotel
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schweg @schweg.xyz · 1d
artisanal toots, straight off the vine
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schweg @schweg.xyz · 1d
RE: https://mastodon.social/@schwegler/115408470498838494

and let's be honest here, i'm just repeating the special character at the end an additional time...
schweg.xyz schweg @schweg.xyz · 1d
no, i'm gonna wait util 0 days left like always, and there's nothing you can do to stop me!
A Windows logon reminder notification. The text says, "Consider changing your password. Your password will expire in 14 days. To change your password, press CTRL+ALT+DELETE and then click 'Change a password'."
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schweg @schweg.xyz · 1d
no, i'm gonna wait util 0 days left like always, and there's nothing you can do to stop me!
A Windows logon reminder notification. The text says, "Consider changing your password. Your password will expire in 14 days. To change your password, press CTRL+ALT+DELETE and then click 'Change a password'."
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schweg @schweg.xyz · 1d
“mom, big news, tens of people think i’m funny on the internet,” i say as i dust her urn
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schweg @schweg.xyz · 1d
@rem.bsjky.team 🎉🎉🎉
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schweg @schweg.xyz · 1d
'this would fix me'

and it's just living walking-distance to a grocery store
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schweg @schweg.xyz · 1d
the last thing the couch sees before you have to get it reupholstered:
A close-up of a man with dark hair and a beard, wearing a suit. His eyes are squinted and his mouth is wide open in a loud laugh or a shout.
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schweg @schweg.xyz · 1d
the last thing the couch sees before you have to get it reupholstered:
A close-up of a man with dark hair and a beard, wearing a suit. His eyes are squinted and his mouth is wide open in a loud laugh or a shout.
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schweg @schweg.xyz · 1d
follow hydroponics >>>> follow farming
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