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schwarziest.bsky.social
Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition)
@schwarziest.bsky.social
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I spew nonsense about cats, sports (especially #WNBA, #Skytown, #Cubs, #Illini), music, how much I hate maga, and random crap. "Truth be told, I want to live my life with the volume full."
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · Feb 6
Made this years ago. Never imagined it would be relevant again for another 4 years.
Protest sign that says: Narcissistic Obnoxious Treacherous Racist Untruthful Manipulative Petty AF!
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 1m
Goaltending optional in St. Louis tonight. #Blackhawks
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 5m
It's adorable that people like us expect this administration to face consequences for breaking the law.
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 8m
All I post is shit!
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 9m
OMG I missed 2 goals in 5 minutes. I'm clearly not in hockey watching mode yet.
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 12m
I named one of my cats Tazer, and even I laughed at this one.
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 15m
She has every reason to be proud! Her daughter is smoking hot, amazingly talented, and on the verge of being traded away from one of the worst franchises in the W. Everything's coming up Angel!
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 25m
The world would be a much better place if being an asshole nazi fascist piece of shit were a terminal condition.
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 48m
Jordan Peterson is sick? Oh.

Anyway, I'm going to have some ice cream now! Yay!
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 55m
All the bad actors are dead or no longer with the franchise. So . . .
Im Thinking Im Back John Wick GIF
Alt: Gif of John Wick saying, "Yeah, I'm thinking I'm back."
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 1h
I think my hiatus from the #Blackhawks is over.
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 1h
The #BlueJays must have heard me say today that I thought the #Mariners would win this series easily. #ALCS #MLBPlayoffs
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 1h
Came here to say Curve. Still have both Doppelganger and Cuckoo on CD!
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 1h
I absolutely adore Jellyfish, but prefer their first album. I got to see them live once, opening for The Black Crowes for some reason, and they were so fun.
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 1h
Sending good vibes to her and the entire Foligno family.
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 1h
Someone in my office once ordered something from Uline without my knowledge, so now they periodically send us their huge catalogs, which always go straight into recycling.
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 1h
Sacre bleu!
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 1h
Mine took effect on 3 minutes so I'll take some of that cash! bsky.app/profile/schw...
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 2h
Wow it worked! Now get back into the series and go to 7 games! #ALCS
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 2h
Sorry, Blue Jays. It seems the Mariners are here to fuck ... you up. #NLCS
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 1h
Don't forget what makes Bluesky liveable: the nuclear block. Use it on any trolls and magats instead of engaging with them and giving them the attention they crave. BLOCKITY BLOCK BLOCK, Y'ALL!
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 2h
This is good! Let's go to 7 games!
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 2h
I ultimately want Seattle - or Toronto - to win this year's World Series, but only after 7 games of #ALCS and 4 of #NLCS. #MLBPlayoffs
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 2h
And of course I picked the wrong hashtag. Time to lay down and nap.
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 2h
Wow it worked! Now get back into the series and go to 7 games! #ALCS
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 2h
Sorry, Blue Jays. It seems the Mariners are here to fuck ... you up. #NLCS
two men standing next to each other with their arms crossed in a hospital room
Alt: SNL's Hanz & Franz characters clapping once then pointing at the camera.
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 2h
Sorry, Blue Jays. It seems the Mariners are here to fuck ... you up. #NLCS
two men standing next to each other with their arms crossed in a hospital room
Alt: SNL's Hanz & Franz characters clapping once then pointing at the camera.
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 2h
He really only became a BIG THING fairly recently, so I'm not surprised. I loved him starting with Oberon Martel in GoT and am thrilled to see him practically everywhere now.
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 2h
There is nothing I would not do for Pedro Pascal.
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