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give the crows bone-in chicken wings. most effective deterrent
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When you catch yourself in a mirror and realize...
#fattytober
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It’s kind of wild that after seven million people were in the streets protesting, the president posted a hallucinated video of himself wearing a crown and shitting on Americans and then proceeded to start demolishing parts of the White House
i am once again thinking about birds
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POV ur a PBR

*drinks you*
*drinks you*
*drinks you*
*drinks you*
*drinks you*
*drinks you*
*drinks you*
*drinks you*

*Burrrrrrp*

*crushes you*

*throws you*
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Jean-Luc, in a foreign land and without modern technology, must overcome a language barrier to make an ally and defeat an enormous beast
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thankfully i actually remembered exactly what i did to them this time so, they will be made again
thank you chef john from food wishes dot com
there are some days where you feel like a failure and everything sucks and then you make some bomb-ass mashed potatoes from scratch and evertyhing is juuuuust fine
last will and testament
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On the occasion of Margaret Thatcher's 100th birthday, I hope everyone here will join me in raising a toast to her still being dead
ohhhhh my god this is fucking great
damn, a 12-pitch walk.
and ball four was definitely a strike