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@SPLEEEEP 🔞 @schlorp.in · Jul 15

ok since gamebanana fnf direct kinda imploded im gonna share VI trailer here

mods not done yet, but im happy with all the progress so far!!! hope yall are looking forward to it

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Cryo Lithius @cryolithius.bsky.social · 3h

*BWOMPH* AH WAIT, WHAT WAS IN THAT MILK?!

🎨 @spamcat.bsky.social

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🦧💖 comms open!📍 @reshirii.bsky.social · 18h

taking some sketch comms, 35 a piece :> dm if interested!

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👻WhispyBuck🍂 @bajableat.bsky.social · 3h

3/6 Slots filled already!
(And one colored!)

(Also-- anything involving my Buck or other OC's gets 55% knocked off any extra character costs! 🐐 ☀️)

👻WhispyBuck🍂 @bajableat.bsky.social · 14h

Boo. (SURPRISE!!)

OCTOBER COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN!!

85$ B&W PIECES!

(Limited color slots also available on forum!)

Get em' quick before a ghastly October ghost does first!

↓↓↓

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@SPLEEEEP 🔞 @schlorp.in · 3h

🙋if i may..... canada has it a month early for the fall harvest

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@SPLEEEEP 🔞 @schlorp.in · 4h

listen. listen i know its only october ok. but its after thanksgiving im allowed to get jolly

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Rob MacWolf, Werewolf Hitchhiker @robmacwolf.thevoice.dog · 1d

When we write or draw porn or erotica, we get banned from having a bank account and our livelihoods get seized even if we give it away for free.

When billionaires steal what we've written or drawn to churn out a slop-approximate of porn, they're allowed to charge for it.

Matt Burgess (WIRED) @mattburgess1.bsky.social · 1d

Oh good, ChatGPT is getting "erotica for verified adults" later this year

We made ChatGPT pretty restrictive to make sure we were being careful with mental health issues. We realize this made it less useful/enjoyable to many users who had no mental health problems, but given the seriousness of the issue we wanted to get this right.

Now that we have been able to mitigate the serious mental health issues and have new tools, we are going to be able to safely relax the restrictions in most cases.

In a few weeks, we plan to put out a new version of ChatGPT that allows people to have a personality that behaves more like what people liked about 4o (we hope it will be better!). If you want your ChatGPT to respond in a very human-like way, or use a ton of emoji, or act like a friend, ChatGPT should do it (but only if you want it, not because we are usage-maxxing).

In December, as we roll out age-gating more fully and as part of our “treat adult users like adults” principle, we will allow even more, like erotica for verified adults.

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@SPLEEEEP 🔞 @schlorp.in · 10h

etoffe showing up a lil late to summer.....

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COÑO @squeeezle.bsky.social · 1d

THIS WILL BE MY LAST BATCH INDEFINITELY!!!!! I WILL GET THEM DONE/CLOSE THEM BEFORE THE 23RD!!!!! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

COÑO @squeeezle.bsky.social · 2d

OPEN!!!

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ΘΔ luna's her name and wide's her game!! (slots OPEN!!) @lunaaltername.bsky.social · 1d

// milky hyper growth !!!

a loyal pawn serves her chessmaster well, and moreso does she do so when she has the honor of being promoted!! but its a miracle a piece like me even manages to fit on a square with all of this newfound,, range? potency? wwidth n such,,!!

me as a pawn from chess, skimpily clad in an outfit reminiscent of common depictions of pawns with a bulb on the top and a multi-layer stack of very uncovering cloths for the ridges,, my butt is visible on a view above where it shows my tush is quite visible!! the text on my panties reads "loyal puppy pawn",,,,

now promoted to a queen, my body has filled out quite a large amount of space!! my hips have been widened quite much, now clad in undies and also some stockings with attatchment straps, and my boobs have fully left the outfit!! theyre very large and sputtering milk, only wearing small gemmy piercings,,,,, i now have a crown on and a "dress" that really hardly covers anything!! my butt's even more visible now what with its size, and my panties now read "good girl queen",,,,!!!

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@SPLEEEEP 🔞 @schlorp.in · 1d

i think theyre tryin to tell you something .. i hope you know french :]

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@SPLEEEEP 🔞 @schlorp.in · 1d

you can ALWAYS hump an imp.

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@SPLEEEEP 🔞 @schlorp.in · 1d

is it really even considered a cupcake at this size @lunaaltername.bsky.social

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Ana Valens | 🔞 | Comms Open @acvalens.net · 2d

Per Reddit: Steam adult developer in the UK is sitting on a USD equivalent of six figures, can’t find a bank to take his money because the developer creates adult games

www.reddit.com/r/UKPersonal...

r/UKPersonalFinance
3 hr. ago
Previous-Camera1641

I develop adult video games on Steam. I can't find a bank that will actually let me withdraw my money from Steam. Can I get some advice?
Game has sold quite well on Steam. I've got almost £90,000 ready to withdraw after Steam's cut + VAT taken off.

However, it's been 2 months now and I can't find ANY bank in the UK who will let me withdraw my money from Steam.

I've been banned/refused/unable to get a business account with:

Wise
Revolut
Monzo
Monese
Chase
Starling
Nationwide
Halifax
Barclays
Lloyds
RBS

It always comes down to, "Where did you get this money from?"

"It's coming from games I sell on Steam."

"Can we see the store page?"

"Sure."

"I'm sorry, we can't do business with you at this time."

It keeps coming down to a commercial decision purely because I make adult content.

What the hell am I supposed to do? I've pretty much exhausted the whole banking system. I just want to be able to be paid for products I've sold.

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DIRTYDAISYDUKE @dirtydaisyduke.bsky.social · 2d

🧵thread about a horrible individual in the community

for anyone who doesnt know Th1CKandTW1STED this person is Boltummies

he is a scam artist, an art tracer, and i shit you not uses literal AI art to train it to copy other peoples art styles and traces over it and posts it

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Otto (sketchbookrat/marxfifty) @marxfifty.bsky.social · 2d

octaurber art of me! learning taur tech is definitely a lot of work but really enjoy the results so far!

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COÑO @squeeezle.bsky.social · 2d

I have ginormous plans

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COÑO @squeeezle.bsky.social · 2d

OPEN!!!

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Dicefunctional | TTRPG Nerds, Actual Plays, and Streamers | 🦀 @dicefunctional.bsky.social · 6d

This is a great time to remind everyone that you should in fact, still be calling MasterCard, Visa, Stripe, and other payment processors to annoy the shit out of them.

Because I'll tell you right now, that shitheel? Not gonna have to worry about them accepting payment.

*Artists will.*

Phone Numbers
• Stripe (California): +1 888 926 2289 (Say you're based in California before continuing.)
• Stripe (Headquarters): +1 (888) 963-8955
• Stripe (US): +1 (877) 887-7815
• Stripe (France): +33 805-11-19-67
Mastercard (Headquarters): +1 914-249-2000 • Mastercard (US): +1 (800)-627-8372
Mastercard (US): +1 (800)-307-7309
• Mastercard (Int.): +1 (636)-722-7111
• Mastercard (AUS): +61 1800 120 113
• Mastercard (UK): 0-800-96-4767
All region numbers for Mastercard Visa (Headquarters): +1 (650)-432-3200
• Visa (US+ Can): +1 (800)-847-2911
• Visa (AUS): +61 1800 125 440 All region numbers for Visa
• PayPal (US): +1 (888)-221-1161
• PayPal (UK): +44 (0203)-901-7000
PayPal Customer Service: +1 (877)-569-1116

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@SPLEEEEP 🔞 @schlorp.in · 2d

ive heard ppl call me an airhead.... dunno what thats all about tho *bwom bwom bwom*

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WolfWireless @1800000burn.hyper.wang · 2d

I think samurott is neat
#1800Woof #Fatfur

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🔞 Arfventurer 🔜 MFF '25 | (On break from commissions!) 🐶✨ @arfventurer.bsky.social · 2d

Naomi's a Nidorina with a strong idea of style and grace, especially in faer fashion sensibilities!

That gracefulness is often tested when fae undoes the buttons and allows faer huge nido-poison storing boobs to bounce out of hammerspace: but never falters!

For @team-stardust.pmd.social!

💫💙🍒✨

Nidorina Naomi posing gracefully, with a happy and affable expression!

Continuation of the previous image where Naomi's expanding breasts have been unleashed from faer top- containing large amounts of nido-poison. Faer expression is one of being affected by said poison, with bubble fx surrounding faer.

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Ellie Rainbow Rose @giygasbandicoot.bsky.social · 2d

I gotta draw my beloved Moonshine more and I thought what better place to put a little chaos critter than in Look Outside which is FILLED with Chaos Critters! I thought Y2K Futurism was the style to go!

#myart #originalcharacters #flipnotehatena #moonshine #y2kfuturism

A small rabbit like creature with a black revolver and a maniacal grin stands looking up at a taller southeast asian looking woman with a Y2K Futurism outfit in the same color who has her foot raised in a stomp with tabi boots. Both have claws and the text above reads Moonshine.

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@SPLEEEEP 🔞 @schlorp.in · 2d

can i join twice is that allowed

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ΘΔ luna's her name and wide's her game!! (slots OPEN!!) @lunaaltername.bsky.social · 3d

hello!

just letting yall know i have a clickable in my bio that has all my links n stuff proper now!! so if you were ever interested in my FA or even perhaps giving puppy treats then there's a place to look!!

linktr.ee/lunasheepcat and its here too in case you dont wanna look for it!!

lunasheepcat | Linktree

im a sheepcat and a woof and i wawawa!! 21, she/they/it nb, ΘΔ explore my links on the webs!!! and be nice!!!!!!!!!!

linktr.ee

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@SPLEEEEP 🔞 @schlorp.in · 3d

still open for this btw !!! if any mutuals wanna playtest my funkin mod u know where to find me .... couple specific things I want feedback on

@SPLEEEEP 🔞 @schlorp.in · Aug 31

looking for general feedback... if any moots would like a build feel free to dm me...

@SPLEEEEP 🔞 @schlorp.in · Jul 15

ok since gamebanana fnf direct kinda imploded im gonna share VI trailer here

mods not done yet, but im happy with all the progress so far!!! hope yall are looking forward to it

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