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Rhett Rhapsody Stooge OUT NOW! 💛🔴

@scarfacegooner.bsky.social

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Rhett Rhapsody Stooge OUT NOW! 💛🔴 @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · Aug 1

my debut album, Stooge, is yours everywhere September 19th 💛🔴

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Rhett Rhapsody Stooge OUT NOW! 💛🔴 @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 1h

really wish I at least went to the Gaggy’s last night… maybe next year when I win best dancer I’ll have to make it work with my schedule 💛

Rhett Rhapsody Stooge OUT NOW! 💛🔴 @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 1h

and now I’m being humiliated in full spandex after attracting spandex humiliation content onto my fyp… nothing is accidental everything is energy etc

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Rhett Rhapsody Stooge OUT NOW! 💛🔴 @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 1h

you get to cum and that gives license for demons to attack your destiny and consider the orgasm compensation. RETAIN!!!

Rhett Rhapsody Stooge OUT NOW! 💛🔴 @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 1h

I am telling you what you jerk off to WILL find a way to manifest negatively in your life… masturbation is literally quantum shifting

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Rhett Rhapsody Stooge OUT NOW! 💛🔴 @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 1h

at least I got to ride behind 2 hot big butt Latinos with the full spandex kit too… until I couldn’t keep up with them anymore

Rhett Rhapsody Stooge OUT NOW! 💛🔴 @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 1h

well they almost explode but I made it… currently at coffeeshop. I put my bike on the kickstand and it still immediately fell over when I went in and then a goth guy in his early 20’s laughed at me and picked up my helmet and gloves for me

Rhett Rhapsody Stooge OUT NOW! 💛🔴 @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 1h

hey Apple Maps can you maybe do an undate where it doesn’t force you to take a closed, under construction road that is just all razor sharp railroad ballast that causes your tires to explode… jsut a suggestion