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satanicnightjar.bsky.social
Jay
@satanicnightjar.bsky.social
69 followers 33 following 39 posts
30+ | not depressed anymore | still a bad person *Posts/replies older than 2 days will get deleted when I remember to run a script
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Jay @satanicnightjar.bsky.social · 2h
Ace week!! 🥳
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Jay @satanicnightjar.bsky.social · 10h
Autistic loverboy went to fight some goons and got flattened in 0.2 seconds 😂 the one he went to rescue had to rescue him. So much second hand embarrassment.
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Jay @satanicnightjar.bsky.social · 12h
Worse still, it has given me an affinity with heterosexual men who I have resented for being "I studied so hard to earn money, I deserve a mother-figure who does everything else for me as a reward". I don't feel that entitled yet but I understand that if I did, I wouldn't just give that up.
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Jay @satanicnightjar.bsky.social · 12h
This big living alone experiment was supposed to humble me and make me okay with compromises but it has backfired bigly
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Jay @satanicnightjar.bsky.social · 23h
"interesting workshop" ooohh yes I wanna do that "you'll be working in groups" well fuck that then
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Jay @satanicnightjar.bsky.social · 1d
You're right. I do mind. I keep forgetting all that shit living here by myself.
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Jay @satanicnightjar.bsky.social · 1d
I personally would get skinned alive inch by inch before I go through AL mass classes again.
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Jay @satanicnightjar.bsky.social · 1d
😂 okay yeah that checks out
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Jay @satanicnightjar.bsky.social · 1d
My philosophy is that I should do whatever I want forever (without getting into debt). So I don't see why not?
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Jay @satanicnightjar.bsky.social · 1d
All I want is a no-sugar hot drink machine that cleans itself along with the mug
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Jay @satanicnightjar.bsky.social · 1d
Whatever pays the bills! :) Congratulations!
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Jay @satanicnightjar.bsky.social · 1d
Only 2 haters were recruited. Begs the question, do I really even need moral support to hate on things?
satanicnightjar.bsky.social Jay @satanicnightjar.bsky.social · 3d
I should get to do a podcast where I interview my friends in rotation and we get to be unadulterated haters.
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Jay @satanicnightjar.bsky.social · 2d
Why do people romanticize reincarnation so much? Can you really imagine going to school again?
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Jay @satanicnightjar.bsky.social · 2d
I love protests.
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Jay @satanicnightjar.bsky.social · 2d
Although I was told my writing is hard to read 😔
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Jay @satanicnightjar.bsky.social · 2d
Everyone's like "i WiLl reAd yOur WriTing" and they are all just lies.
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Jay @satanicnightjar.bsky.social · 2d
There's someone drawing one of my favorite characters as a jacob horse on tumblr and it's the most cursed thing I've ever seen, but I also can't get enough of it.
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Jay @satanicnightjar.bsky.social · 2d
I didn't even know he had multiple cats.
malwaretech.com Marcus Hutchins @malwaretech.com · 3d
I really want to know what this guy spent 7 years studying, because "We need quantum computers to protect the environment because the environment is quantum" is the kind of statement I'd expect from a 7 year old after watching a single PBS Space Time YouTube video.
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Jay @satanicnightjar.bsky.social · 2d
Are you ever extremely disappointed at people who fawn over babies... all babies... equally? Really?? There's no variety in your preference at all? I would understand if you thought them cute and moved on without trying interact with them like imbeciles. But this is just excessive, Mom and Grandma.
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Jay @satanicnightjar.bsky.social · 2d
Like the Cavil superman, they tried to make him edgy and that turned out insufferable for everyone including edgy people.
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Jay @satanicnightjar.bsky.social · 2d
It's superman dude. It's literally supposed to be like that. This is on you!
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Jay @satanicnightjar.bsky.social · 3d
I saw Uruguay has legalized euthanasia. Meanwhile our dudes are hammering on about a fucking Watawala ad starting off with "Him, Her and Them". If regressing as a society were a sport..
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Jay @satanicnightjar.bsky.social · 3d
You were the first guest I planned for!!
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Jay @satanicnightjar.bsky.social · 3d
I should get to do a podcast where I interview my friends in rotation and we get to be unadulterated haters.
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Jay @satanicnightjar.bsky.social · 3d
zero knowledge proof implementation for finding out whether people are doing well without actually having to talk to them