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https://linktr.ee/Sarriane she/her 🌈 thirtysomething 🌸 professional comedian ✨ dog mom 💖 fandom grandma 🍋 recovering from grad school 🎀 not all those who wander are lost but i sure as hell am 🕊️ locked out of dms, send carrier pigeon 🔞 18+

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sariane @sarriane.bsky.social · Aug 4

fanfiction megathread 🌿
gathering all of my Tolkien fanfiction in one place!

Banner reading "fanfiction megathread" that includes images of the Shire, Rivendell, Eregion, Mirkwood, and a map of Middle Earth from the animated films, live action films, video games, and television series.

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sariane @sarriane.bsky.social · 3h

halbrand had his hair slicked back and i was like "oh, the internet will love this."

sariane @sarriane.bsky.social · 3h

ya'll i had a dream i was watching an episode of RoP that featured halbrand and celebrimbor, an ancient hidden forge tower they found, and a bunch of really angry alpacas.

and my friend came over and brought her new bf, ben barnes.

this is a lot to process.

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sariane @sarriane.bsky.social · 14h

everyone keeps asking me "you know that video of that guy who talks about this thing" like no what are you talking about all the algorithm gives me are videos of elrond to sad indie music

sariane @sarriane.bsky.social · 15h

fanfic should only contain clearly consensual sex between adults over 18 who are not related and are not anthropomorphic animals or real people?

romeo & juliet, a midsummer night's dream, the taming of the shrew, henry iv part two. or like, idk, just game of thrones or the crown.

sariane @sarriane.bsky.social · 16h

a fun thing i've been doing lately is applying standards and critiques people set on fanfiction to famous works of literature to see how they compare. you'll never guess what i've found! :)))))

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sariane @sarriane.bsky.social · 17h

but the children :(((((

sariane @sarriane.bsky.social · 23h

contact me here bc i'm locked from bsky dms because i refuse to give them my driver's license: linktr.ee/sarriane

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Sariane 🌻 she/her 🌈 fic writer & beta reader, habitual memester. 🍃 moonlighting in cosplay, filk, art, zines, con panels, and whatever.

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sariane @sarriane.bsky.social · 23h

want a cute, funny, fluffy, angsty, dramatic, or spicy fic from me?

donate to help my friend recover from a carjacking & fund a new car (she lives in a rural town w no public transport where uber is illegal) and i'll write you ✨whatever you wish✨

stucky? thoschei? stupid sexy halbrand...?

sariane @sarriane.bsky.social · 1d

finally added a linktree to my bio since my dms are down! find my fic, tumblr, fanmixes, etc:
linktr.ee/Sarriane

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Sariane 🌻 she/her 🌈 fic writer & beta reader, habitual memester. 🍃 moonlighting in cosplay, filk, art, zines, con panels, and whatever.

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sariane @sarriane.bsky.social · 1d

old man 💜

sariane @sarriane.bsky.social · 1d

i have been prompted to write a brooke/peyton one tree hill fanfiction by an anonymous donor 😂🙏

sariane @sarriane.bsky.social · 1d

LOL

sariane @sarriane.bsky.social · 1d

a man sits on the ground while a woman stands behind him and says " mew mew "

ALT: a man sits on the ground while a woman stands behind him and says " mew mew "

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sariane @sarriane.bsky.social · 1d

details: i'm locked out of dms here (sorry!!) but you can reach me @ sariane on discord for the gofundme link and to send me your prompt. prompt fills will be around 500 words & delivered by jan 31st at the latest. anything goes!! (but i reserve the right to refuse for whatever reason.)

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sariane @sarriane.bsky.social · 1d

hey ya'll - one of my besties got carjacked and her car was totaled. she desperately needs a new car to go to work and finish her degree. if you donate to her crowdfund & send me a screenshot of your reciept, i'll write you a fanfic prompt fill. 🧵⬇️

whatever silly or spicy fic your heart desires!

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sariane @sarriane.bsky.social · 1d

it's his secret dwarvish name i guess

sariane @sarriane.bsky.social · 1d

typo of the day 😮‍💨

Text: "I was not aware he was around," mCelrbrunble says a little testily.

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sariane @sarriane.bsky.social · 1d

oooh thank you!

sariane @sarriane.bsky.social · 1d

thank you!

sariane @sarriane.bsky.social · 1d

does anyone have any elrond fic recs 👀

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D&Co du Milieu @dcodumilieu.com · 5d

🎃Harvestmath Festival is back in LotRO !

8 New deco items added this year and already on the website.

Enjoy this spooky event through November 3rd.

→ dcodumilieu.com/harvestmath-...

#lotro @officiallotro.bsky.social #lotrofamily

Harvestmath Festival is back! (2025) | LotRO Housing by D&Co du Milieu

Harvestmath Festival is back in Middle-Earth.

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sariane @sarriane.bsky.social · 1d

literally last night:

me: 🥺 oh elrooooond i'm so sad
fiancé: why do you never think of me and cry?
me: have you been through as much as ELROND????

Tea with Tolkien @teawithtolkien.com · 2d

do you ever think about Elrond and cry??????

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sariane @sarriane.bsky.social · 1d

ohh interesting

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sariane @sarriane.bsky.social · 1d

it'll never be the EDAs

sariane @sarriane.bsky.social · 2d

bruh story of my life, they always shoot the messenger

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