ScaryKateDoubleBOOOOO
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when I I tell you how I am so sick of my own shit
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YES and you better believe I’m picking over my last interview like it was a failed date too
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"Is it time to email and ask if there has been a change in their hiring timeline, or have I simply been ghosted?" is a period actually quite a bit worse than any other portion of an attempt to get a job.
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I been reading these all day and it’s simply not “unhinged” to dislike a book.
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Edith Wharton shot JFK. (She was a zombie.)
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Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
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Impossible to overstate how terrible the cakes look when they are cutting them for the reveal on is it Cake?
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Man, do I ever not like the dentist. I mean, sure, we all don’t, but for me, it goes deeper, I think!
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It’s Imto the Woods. It won’t make me cry and everybody knows every word, even on Xanax.
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What is the appropriate Original Broadway Cast Album to accompany a cavity getting filled?
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I wish I could tell you how she did it!
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It was the “I’m going to help you” when I pulled out the readers. Not “let me help you,” just “here’s what up, hon” vibes, from a 12 year old.
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Tonight at dinner the Nugget said “I’m going to help you” and picked up my phone, punched in my code (which I did NOT ever tell her), and made all my app icons bigger. It’s really helpful. I’m furious.
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It’s an extract from a book tho? It’s not like they commissioned it or it’s the “opinion of the editors.“. 🤷‍♀️ i’m sure I feel very patronized if I was as experienced and accomplished a wildlife viewer and photographer as you, but as someone who’s a recent convert I recognized it!
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Those opening paras are certainly very silly, but I like a lot of this! Rings true for me, anyway.
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The first couple of paragraphs are certainly silly, but there is a lot in there that’s really lovely and true about the experience of falling in love with birding.
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Poor baby! We are poor babies.
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uga getting away with some shit lol
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[shakes head sharply in exasperation] Kirby
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I am an old lady!! Getting to be!! I insist that you feel sorry for my bones!
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I cannot believe how fucking hard I fell down today. I am going to feel absolutely dreadful tomorrow.
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american college football, the sweet science, the sport of kings, the beautiful game, the most exciting two minutes in sports
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Wait.

There are actually turkeys in the yard.

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A couple of strolling turkeys