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Sarah Wells @sarahwells.bsky.social · Jul 15

For me it's always "guarantee". I assure you.

Sarah Wells @sarahwells.bsky.social · Jun 7

I've decided to hang out here until Rodgers moves on to his home planet. Steelers haven't updated their Bluesky account for six months and I can pretend nothing ever happened!

a group of men are sitting on a plane laughing and covering their ears with their hands .

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Sarah Wells @sarahwells.bsky.social · Jun 7

Recently, I finished this commission for friends who had a specific vision in mind. It was a challenge and I had to burn it to the ground a few times and start over, but much was learned! I'm happy with the final result.

Sarah Wells @sarahwells.bsky.social · Jun 7

Everyone needs a lovely dish of Surprising Rice to smooth things over. To not do so would be entirely against the spirit of Surprising Rice.

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Sarah Wells @sarahwells.bsky.social · Mar 24

Gives me this vibe:

a man wearing a music band shirt is holding a skateboard over his shoulder

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Sarah Wells @sarahwells.bsky.social · Mar 24

I hate every single word of that copy.

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Sarah Wells @sarahwells.bsky.social · Mar 24

Birbs! I've finished my latest series for Art-o-Mat (Flock & Found) and I'm excited to get them out into the world.

Sarah Wells @sarahwells.bsky.social · Mar 23

P.S. I feel like Princess upped their cocktail game on #SunPrincess. I thoroughly enjoyed every one I had, most especially in the Princess Live bar!

Sarah Wells @sarahwells.bsky.social · Mar 23

It's always rough coming back to reality after a week with @princesscruise.bsky.social. Can't wait for the next one!

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Sarah Wells @sarahwells.bsky.social · Jan 26

I recently sold a similar piece to this and I must miss it because I made something very close to it. The backing is a 5x7" clipboard (thanks @kristin-jensen.bsky.social !) and I used paper ephemera, buttons, and jewelry pieces to finish it off.

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Sarah Wells @sarahwells.bsky.social · Jan 25

The Sam the Eagle one! 😆

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Sarah Wells @sarahwells.bsky.social · Jan 25

Trace's high-pitched "kid voice" has always been a guaranteed laugh for me.

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Sarah Wells @sarahwells.bsky.social · Jan 24

I'm sure it was "woke" somehow so it's totally justified. 🙄

Sarah Wells @sarahwells.bsky.social · Jan 24

My mom was an avid cruiser (she passed 5 years ago) and her favorite drink was a cosmopolitan. I've been on 3 cruises since she's passed (March will be 4) and I always have a cosmo on the first night in her honor.

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Sarah Wells @sarahwells.bsky.social · Jan 23

Oh my gosh, these are disturbing and amazing all at the same time.

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Sarah Wells @sarahwells.bsky.social · Jan 20

a bald man is making a funny face and pointing at the camera with the words `` muhhaha '' .

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Sarah Wells @sarahwells.bsky.social · Jan 20

This #Steelers fan is asking if she can be a temporary member of the #BillsMafia just for tonight.

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Beth Moore @bethmoorelpm.bsky.social · Jan 15

So many people have lost their fear of the Lord. When we mock, relentlessly judge & make jokes about people who are suffering so we can maintain our political take, we’ve forgotten there’s a God in the heavens who hears. Humility is recognizing we are all just one disaster from losing everything.

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Sarah Wells @sarahwells.bsky.social · Jan 14

In fact, can we inaugurate Rollergator INSTEAD?

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Sarah Wells @sarahwells.bsky.social · Jan 13

I'm behind on The Bear, but Marcus and Sydney's "dead moms club" conversation was such a great moment of a friend helping a friend via the medium of a dark sense of humor. As a card-carrying member, I'm unfortunately qualified to make that statement.

Sarah Wells @sarahwells.bsky.social · Jan 12

Prepping for this Steelers Ravens game with a large glass of sangria and a preloaded sense of doom. Personal prediction that no one asked for: Ravens win 31-13. Steelers start out slow, come out swinging after the half, give me hope, and then make me cry somewhere early in the 4th quarter.

Sarah Wells @sarahwells.bsky.social · Jan 10

There is never a time where I couldn't or wouldn't eat garlic bread. Including immediately after I've eaten garlic bread.

Sarah Wells @sarahwells.bsky.social · Jan 8

Back to MySpace with you!

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Sarah Wells @sarahwells.bsky.social · Jan 7

Sarah Wells also thinks the Ravens will smoke the Steelers.

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Sarah Wells @sarahwells.bsky.social · Jan 5

Just play it on repeat until the end of time