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Sara Cannon

@saracannon.bsky.social

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Austin, Texas’s foremost Quinn Ewers & Carrie Bradshaw apologist

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Sara Cannon @saracannon.bsky.social · 8d

I have a lot of feelings about Texas and Taylor Swift

Sara Cannon @saracannon.bsky.social · 1d

on Thursday all three of them were loaded on the truck, allegedly "out for delivery." after that...who knows! did they go to ACL? did they go to the RRS? did they disappear into the thin veil between time and space? no one can tell me!

Sara Cannon @saracannon.bsky.social · 1d

the virgin protein powder shake vs the noble, chad beverage: regular cow's milk

🎃scarecrowcialism👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 1d

Man, vegan powders getting the fucking stick here

paris martineau @paris.nyc · 1d

my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements

we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)

www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...

Sara Cannon @saracannon.bsky.social · 1d

WHO WOULD WIN: me vs. Lowe's home improvement appliance delivery, who have $3000+ of my new appliances floating around in space somewhere

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Sara Cannon @saracannon.bsky.social · 1d

I’m trying my hardest to read Dune right now and one thing is clear: Denis Villanueve deserved a nobel

BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 1d

Dune is a badly written novel but it’s very exciting if you read it at the right age for the ideas to captivate you enough that your brain can compensate for the prose.

Rachel Feder @rachelfeder.bsky.social · 2d

Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat

Sara Cannon @saracannon.bsky.social · 1d

no I'm just really stressed out right now and in over my head

Sara Cannon @saracannon.bsky.social · 1d

is this anything

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Sara Cannon @saracannon.bsky.social · 1d

bpd (bobby petrino disorder)

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 2d

starting right guard Joe Diffie

CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 2d

sick flow

Tate Ratledge who has a PFF rank of 14 and wears #69 with a feathered mullet

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Sara Cannon @saracannon.bsky.social · 2d

oh and I don’t know what I’m going to be for Halloween

Sara Cannon @saracannon.bsky.social · 2d

I wanted to stop being so stressed about work and dating. The good news is I succeeded. The bad news is it’s because I have simply replaced those things with worse and fresher horrors to stress over (finishing renovating my condo and moving before the end of the month)

Sara Cannon @saracannon.bsky.social · 2d

bc the one he did of hugh doing vroom vroom is full of perfect vocal stims

Sara Cannon @saracannon.bsky.social · 2d

have you seen the tiktoks of the guy who does impressions of hugh jackman singing pop songs

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Sara Cannon @saracannon.bsky.social · 2d

they’ve played both songs i know, now it’s time to wave in place and get drunk

Sara Cannon @saracannon.bsky.social · 2d

the killers opened their acl weekend 2 set with mr. brightside which is so fucking awesome. just being like “let’s get this out of the way” and it rocked.