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Santiago Jones

@santiagojones.bsky.social

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I know it’s social media and you’re prob lovely, but strangers scare me, so not soliciting for engagement beyond established friends. Also, I ❤️ dump trucks.

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Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · Feb 12

If the content or operation of this account displeases any of you please simply unfollow, mute, block etc.
It’ll be a shame to see you go, but I spend enough time in actual offline real life apologising for my existence I’ve not got the resilience to maintain the admin of doing it on here too.

Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 5h

It’s leagues better than her old look. Fair play to her. I’m such a casual with most things, but whoever I catch AEW it’s an absolute joy.

Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 5h

(Long term followers know this isn’t a euphemism, she’s ginger with massive hair in a wolfcut style and I’m very much into that… more people should look like hot, early era Dave Mustaine).

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Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 5h

Jamie Hayter is on my television.
Jamie Hayter and her wonderful hair.

I wish her well.

#AEW

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Team Radar Love @midnightdorifto.bsky.social · 6h

lunchtime browsing today: oh okay so that’s just going to pop up on a Wednesday and I’ve just gotta go about my day like everything is normal

racecarsdirect.com/Advert/Detai...

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Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 8h

Mmmm exotic world cuisine.

Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 8h

JFC

Alt text: Dot Cotton closing a laptop in absolute disgust.

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Ashley Davies @msashleydavies.bsky.social · 8h

What’s wrong, child? You’ve hardly touched your dehydrated goose trachea.

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Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 8h

Me and @mor1shima.bsky.social had these today (I had the pineapple chicken thing because I’m a pineapple in food deviant)… LUSH.
You should totally do it.

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charles entertainment manson @rexcoolguy.bsky.social · 9h

I still think about this a couple times a week

Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · Dec 15

It has been a, uh, difficult week but I have not laughed louder and harder at something in a very long time than at this.

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Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 8h

(I’m genuinely not very good at this, so thank you!)

Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 8h

I am so sorry I don’t understand, I did a shit bantz, got the ick and now don’t understand where we are. I’ll fuck off 🩷

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Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 8h

For the benefit of the tape m’lud we are of commensurate age and when she was a kid on telling was a kid watching 😂

Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 8h

I am! Fuck and I’ve been driving.

Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 8h

Clare! Evil, hot, buxom, evil, Clare!
Cor.

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Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 8h

Love you (nlt)

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Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 8h

Big fan.

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Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 8h

I’ve walked front the car to Waitrose and am already wetter than anything Sabrina Carpenter has ever recorded.

Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 8h

Who are these cunts and what have they got against a banquette

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Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 9h

I’m preferring to keep this deliberately vague for fear of the general populace.

Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 10h

I’ve got a tattoo.
The little chain logo from Bioshock.
About 4mths after I got it, work adopted the same logo as part of our brand values for “stronger together” and was unveiled at our department town hall.
I will never get another tattoo.

I imagine anyone with a fkn Nazi one feels much sillier.

Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 11h

Bloody hell, consequences making a comeback are they?

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Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 13h

Bruce Springsteen / Bruce Halloween.

You’ve got to have a system.

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DPA Design | Art that's smart @dpadesign2020.bsky.social · 1d

Hello! We're DPA Design and we draw motorsport art that you can buy on T-shirts, prints, stickers, mugs, phone cases and more.

Have a look through our wares in the DPA Design shop on Redbubble: tinyurl.com/DPADShop

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Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 1d

(Oh this absolutely was just a bit in Julian’s honour)

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Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 1d

I spent my 20s looking like Boon era Neil Morrissey (unflattering)