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I have never been rude online. Everything for everyone, and nothing for ourselves. They and them are pronouns that can be applied to literally anyone and everyone stop crying about words.

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Yersinia pestis. 美帝必败 GrⒶcchus @sansculottestoo.bsky.social · 19d

The story of Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart was the biggest musician ever. Here is why:

Musicians today: “ I will have no taste, and make emo crap! I am a little baby, and I am trash, and I suck! One Coffee Frappuccino Please. Here is a poem I wrote about Politics.”

Mozart: “I am not going to be like that.”

Now you can begin to see Mozart’s power.

On top of that, Mozart could make music out of anything. He once made a master piece just by squeezing a chicken. He did symphonies just by squeaking his shoes on the floor. He could drive Demons out of wicked man just by whistling sweetly with his big lips.

Further more, Mozart did all of this without a computer. People today cannot even tie their shoes without a computer , and that is why everything is such a dump.

If you come to someone’s house, and they do not own at least 3 of Mozart’s albums, you are legally allowed to commit any crime you want.

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Yersinia pestis. 美帝必败 GrⒶcchus @sansculottestoo.bsky.social · 2h

AssButt and the Last Crusade

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Chipotle Roan @garbageganghq.bsky.social · 2h

Can’t believe this idiot just turned 15.

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🎃 Ichaborbs Crane 🎃 @ronninator.bsky.social · 2h

The goal of this site is not to amass followers but to follow enough people that your Following or Mutual Feed are not just one person's posts while also posting niche content that keeps you from appearing on the Discovery feed

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🏳️‍⚧️ m e g a n 🏳️‍⚧️ @megagarbage.bsky.social · 2h

principal skinner once dreamed he was a steamed ham. when he awoke he wasn't sure whether he was a steamed ham dreaming of being principal skinner. how would he tell.

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The General Goodsman @generalstoreman.bsky.social · 3h

Faygo is the people's drink

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Yersinia pestis. 美帝必败 GrⒶcchus @sansculottestoo.bsky.social · 3h

Are Juggalos still a “terrorist organization” or is it safe to be down with the clown again?

The General Goodsman @generalstoreman.bsky.social · 3h

Faygo is the people's drink

Yersinia pestis. 美帝必败 GrⒶcchus @sansculottestoo.bsky.social · 3h

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Yersinia pestis. 美帝必败 GrⒶcchus @sansculottestoo.bsky.social · 3h

They all love magnets, but none of them have a fucking clue how they really work

Yersinia pestis. 美帝必败 GrⒶcchus @sansculottestoo.bsky.social · 3h

I think I got that one for Wolverine as the first in like 10 wrong guesses

The genie guessing Djinn, not sure from what context tho

Yersinia pestis. 美帝必败 GrⒶcchus @sansculottestoo.bsky.social · 3h

This shit took like 100 questions to figure out I was thinking about Wolverine

Yersinia pestis. 美帝必败 GrⒶcchus @sansculottestoo.bsky.social · 4h

two men are standing next to each other in front of a wall that says aggressive air guitar

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cranny boy @crannyboy.bsky.social · 4h

It's like Bill and Ted suddenly show up at the white house and punch D-Trump straight in his noggin and say "we are the new presidents now!" And air guitar

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Yersinia pestis. 美帝必败 GrⒶcchus @sansculottestoo.bsky.social · 4h

two men are standing next to each other with their mouths open and the words `` whoa ! most excellent ! '' above them .

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cranny boy @crannyboy.bsky.social · 4h

Bill and Ted are our new presidents of the united states now

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Yersinia pestis. 美帝必败 GrⒶcchus @sansculottestoo.bsky.social · 4h

If you don’t like Nina Simone we can’t be friends

Yersinia pestis. 美帝必败 GrⒶcchus @sansculottestoo.bsky.social · 4h

Like gambling? Motherfucking high power congressional dems like Nancy Pelosi are doing insider trading for 100x this amount go chase down that smoke you’ll find a forest fire there

Yersinia pestis. 美帝必败 GrⒶcchus @sansculottestoo.bsky.social · 4h

Yeah like this ain’t shit who cares

Yersinia pestis. 美帝必败 GrⒶcchus @sansculottestoo.bsky.social · 4h

had to explain this to my aunt last year like “yo you’re worried about hackers but your bank has already leaked your financial data like 20 times in the last five years“