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Sam “Mean Old Lady Hickenlooper” @samuelnaut.bsky.social · 16m

💀💀💀 Dora B’s reply, I’m cryinggggg

Dora B @heyitsdora.com · 9h

Not now, carnivorous death ball

Screenshot reads, "A Carnivorous ‘Death Ball’ Has Emerged from the Deep

This newly-discovered species is being called the “death-ball sponge” for its appendages, which end in orbs and are covered in micro-hooks meant to capture prey."

Sam “Mean Old Lady Hickenlooper” @samuelnaut.bsky.social · 22m

#gh “NO! UNWANTED AFFECTION!!!”

ahhhhh I MOVE YOU TRACY ANGELICA QUARTERMAINE

Sam “Mean Old Lady Hickenlooper” @samuelnaut.bsky.social · 10h

The best thing since sliced bread?

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Sam “Mean Old Lady Hickenlooper” @samuelnaut.bsky.social · 10h

Just read Star Trek 4 is a no-go. RIP Kelvinverse. But it’s nice to know it is canonical due to how the events in Star Trek 2009 and Nemesis before it both shaped PIC. Not to mention how Into Darkness established that Spock remained in contact with the Kelvinverse after returning to our timeline.

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Sam “Mean Old Lady Hickenlooper” @samuelnaut.bsky.social · 11h

The woman’s last name is the same as that of a commercially available consumer chemical irritant. Draw your own conclusions. 🤭

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Sam “Mean Old Lady Hickenlooper” @samuelnaut.bsky.social · 23h

#gh Also, zero Drew. Zero Willow. Zero Curtis. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

Sam “Mean Old Lady Hickenlooper” @samuelnaut.bsky.social · 23h

#gh You know what, I loved Wednesday. 1) Nice Halloween episode. 2) Good tribute to Sam. 2a) I was reminded I will forever be furious KM was unjustly and unceremoniously fired. 3) There was something refreshingly old school about it. The family bonding. Justine and Sonny’s will they/won’t they vibe.

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Sam “Mean Old Lady Hickenlooper” @samuelnaut.bsky.social · 23h

#gh You know what, I loved Wednesday. 1) Nice Halloween episode. 2) Good tribute to Sam. 2a) I was reminded I will forever be furious KM was unjustly and unceremoniously fired. 3) There was something refreshingly old school about it. The family bonding. Justine and Sonny’s will they/won’t they vibe.

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Sam “Mean Old Lady Hickenlooper” @samuelnaut.bsky.social · 23h

My dad’s was on the first! We celebrated quietly. I think I ate more of his cake than he did lol

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Sam “Mean Old Lady Hickenlooper” @samuelnaut.bsky.social · 23h

#gh Couldn’t watch live today. Anyways it’s a very Sam-heavy episode and I’m honestly super sad. I have not forgiven the firing of KM.

Well Danny just said, “I couldn’t stop myself from ripping into him!” and before Alexis even said anything, it was very Sam-like to me. Sigh

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Sam “Mean Old Lady Hickenlooper” @samuelnaut.bsky.social · 2d

#gh i’m really liking Emma and Gio together… they have classically soapy good looks. i get flattering retro vibes from them haha

Sam “Mean Old Lady Hickenlooper” @samuelnaut.bsky.social · 2d

#gh “…a normal person”

Sonny. Sonny. Paisan!

We all know Drew isn’t a normal person.

No seriously, this isn’t just throwing shade.

Drew is susceptible to the whims of a tarot card. Remember? Haha

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Sam “Mean Old Lady Hickenlooper” @samuelnaut.bsky.social · 3d

#gh Such a fantastic episode to start my return to live-watching haha

Sam “Mean Old Lady Hickenlooper” @samuelnaut.bsky.social · 3d

#gh I’m sobbing. 😭😭😭 What a great ending to a delightfully soapy episode. And no really, I shed a tear that it was Michael who gave Tracy the good news. 🥰

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Sam “Mean Old Lady Hickenlooper” @samuelnaut.bsky.social · 3d

#gh I’m sobbing. 😭😭😭 What a great ending to a delightfully soapy episode. And no really, I shed a tear that it was Michael who gave Tracy the good news. 🥰

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Sam “Mean Old Lady Hickenlooper” @samuelnaut.bsky.social · 3d

RIGHT?! Gurl…

Sam “Mean Old Lady Hickenlooper” @samuelnaut.bsky.social · 3d

#gh What do you suppose is “big boy prison” in Tracy’s universe? Steinmauer? Haha

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Sam “Mean Old Lady Hickenlooper” @samuelnaut.bsky.social · 3d

#gh Wait wait, Gio talked Rocco into doing this? After the beach party debacle??? Oof

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Sam “Mean Old Lady Hickenlooper” @samuelnaut.bsky.social · 3d

#gh did yall hear about the rich white dude who “donated” money to the military to help fund them during the government shutdown? i thought about that just now when Sidwell said he could fund the Port Charles school district lol sigh

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Sam “Mean Old Lady Hickenlooper” @samuelnaut.bsky.social · 3d

#gh Sorry, did Drew just refer to Outback as an “it”? 🤬 Where’s Jason to kick his cane again?

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Sam “Mean Old Lady Hickenlooper” @samuelnaut.bsky.social · 3d

#gh Oh good, I was hoping we’d all remember the infamous 4th of July barbecued doll tee hee

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Sam “Mean Old Lady Hickenlooper” @samuelnaut.bsky.social · 3d

#gh “My hope was to make it through the first trimester and quietly take a paternity test.”

Ma’am you’re in a soap opera lmao

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Sam “Mean Old Lady Hickenlooper” @samuelnaut.bsky.social · 5d

#gh “I’ll take care of it,” Sonny says on Thursday’s episode when Laura tells him that Drew was threatening Danny and Rocco.

If only.

Drew would be gone with one phone call from Sonny. Lol

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Sam “Mean Old Lady Hickenlooper” @samuelnaut.bsky.social · 5d

BET ON YOUR BILLS?!!

Is there no low that capitalist savagery can sink to omfg

Leif Hancox-Li, PhD @struthious.bsky.social · 6d

This is Bad (source: network.fintechtakes.com/library/3d38...)

Sam “Mean Old Lady Hickenlooper” @samuelnaut.bsky.social · 5d

#gh Look I’m sorry if I sound freaky but I am. I’m a freak.

Rory Gibson has been outstanding this week. I still have Thursday and Friday left to catch up on but that man makes me auto impregnated. You know? Watching his scenes there should be an angel standing in my window going “Do not be afraid.”

Sam “Mean Old Lady Hickenlooper” @samuelnaut.bsky.social · 5d

#gh “YOU HAVE DISHONORED MONICA AND EVERYTHING SHE STOOD FOR. SHAME ON YOU!”

From Wednesday. Still catching up. It’s not easy being a Tracy fan. She pivots wildly from disappointing to iconic.

The way she stormed out the living room? WOW. I felt so heartbroken for her.

Jane Elliot is A GODDESS.

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Sam “Mean Old Lady Hickenlooper” @samuelnaut.bsky.social · 6d

You guys. I’m bummed that the 2000 cut of “The Exorcist” isn’t streaming anywhere, even for rental. I’m not anti-physical media at all btw. I just wanted to watch it at the last minute for Halloween haha… and that version specifically, for the spiderwalk scene and the alternate ending