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Chelsea
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Squirrel Girl Lord, Narrative Strategist, Chappell Roan Stan, Cat Mom, Ex-Disney & Blizzard
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Normally I’m pretty oblivious to men in public’s entitlement and general cluelessness but not when I’m running late unfortunately for them. Like sir you are a gate agent not god.
I thought I was making it up because every time I come back to Orange County I feel like I can’t breathe as well but no our air quality is significantly worse across the board than SF and the Bay’s. Thank god we are moving.
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I don’t care if this offends you :

Transwomen are real women ! 🏳️‍⚧️
Corporations are unnatural
Watching Marvel Zombies and who tf hates my baby Kamala Kahn this much Jesus Christ
The way lesbians look at each other… I could write a thousand poems… a million songs…. Ughfhfhdjsk
Obsessed with Victorian houses. 4 bedrooms, 3200 sq ft. 1 bathroom. Lol
No such thing as a high value man
Thinking about how my Nintendo switch charger is literally the fastest charger I’ve ever owned.
Obsessed with the fact that all three gay people who have been to space have been LESBIANS. Like duh of course they are.
Me me menemememememememememmeeme
Taylor Swift is just musics version of the MCU
As a white woman, you can pretty much be anything you want and no one will care expect a lesbian or autistic.
Just watched an episode of Murder She Wrote where a girl promises her Italian boyfriend she will make him “fettuccine with marinara” for dinner and he smiles lol
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The only Christopher Columbus I choose to celebrate today
Obama got in on the Prop 50 act- so yeah kind of a no brainer
A supermodel! A role model!
Being in the Bay is such a culture shift from Orange County I feel like I have whiplash when I get back. What do you mean there aren’t protests against ICE and the crisis Gaza every day on the streets here?
First focaccia she has ever made and it’s the best one I’ve ever had holy shit
I fear we are sliding back into 2000’s body image issues for women because tell me why fucking Serena Williams is taking a GLP-1?!
I ate cold mashed potatoes for dinner this night- wish I had been home :(
😭😭😭😭 I want to come home
Hmm am I sad or are my pants too tight?!!!! Fuck being a woman