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Chelsea

@samparkington.bsky.social

18 followers 16 following 320 posts

Squirrel Girl Lord, Narrative Strategist, Chappell Roan Stan, Cat Mom, Ex-Disney & Blizzard

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Chelsea @samparkington.bsky.social · 16h

Normally I’m pretty oblivious to men in public’s entitlement and general cluelessness but not when I’m running late unfortunately for them. Like sir you are a gate agent not god.

Chelsea @samparkington.bsky.social · 1d

I thought I was making it up because every time I come back to Orange County I feel like I can’t breathe as well but no our air quality is significantly worse across the board than SF and the Bay’s. Thank god we are moving.

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tifa 🏳️‍⚧️ @tifacutie.bsky.social · 3d

I don’t care if this offends you :

Transwomen are real women ! 🏳️‍⚧️

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Chelsea @samparkington.bsky.social · 3d

Corporations are unnatural

Chelsea @samparkington.bsky.social · 3d

Bunicula!

Chelsea @samparkington.bsky.social · 3d

Watching Marvel Zombies and who tf hates my baby Kamala Kahn this much Jesus Christ

Chelsea @samparkington.bsky.social · 4d

Labubu, wrong. La baby.

Chelsea @samparkington.bsky.social · 4d

The way lesbians look at each other… I could write a thousand poems… a million songs…. Ughfhfhdjsk

Chelsea @samparkington.bsky.social · 5d

Obsessed with Victorian houses. 4 bedrooms, 3200 sq ft. 1 bathroom. Lol

Chelsea @samparkington.bsky.social · 10d

No such thing as a high value man

Chelsea @samparkington.bsky.social · 10d

Thinking about how my Nintendo switch charger is literally the fastest charger I’ve ever owned.

Chelsea @samparkington.bsky.social · 14d

Obsessed with the fact that all three gay people who have been to space have been LESBIANS. Like duh of course they are.

Chelsea @samparkington.bsky.social · 14d

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Chelsea @samparkington.bsky.social · 15d

Taylor Swift is just musics version of the MCU

Chelsea @samparkington.bsky.social · 16d

As a white woman, you can pretty much be anything you want and no one will care expect a lesbian or autistic.

Chelsea @samparkington.bsky.social · 19d

Just watched an episode of Murder She Wrote where a girl promises her Italian boyfriend she will make him “fettuccine with marinara” for dinner and he smiles lol

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Gina @perilinpink.bsky.social · 21d

The only Christopher Columbus I choose to celebrate today

Director of Home Alone, Christopher Columbus, posing with Macaulay Culkin

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Chelsea @samparkington.bsky.social · 20d

Obama got in on the Prop 50 act- so yeah kind of a no brainer

Chelsea @samparkington.bsky.social · 21d

A supermodel! A role model!

Chelsea @samparkington.bsky.social · 22d

Being in the Bay is such a culture shift from Orange County I feel like I have whiplash when I get back. What do you mean there aren’t protests against ICE and the crisis Gaza every day on the streets here?

Chelsea @samparkington.bsky.social · 22d

First focaccia she has ever made and it’s the best one I’ve ever had holy shit

Chelsea @samparkington.bsky.social · 22d

I fear we are sliding back into 2000’s body image issues for women because tell me why fucking Serena Williams is taking a GLP-1?!

Chelsea @samparkington.bsky.social · 26d

I ate cold mashed potatoes for dinner this night- wish I had been home :(

Chelsea @samparkington.bsky.social · 26d

😭😭😭😭 I want to come home

Chelsea @samparkington.bsky.social · 26d

Hmm am I sad or are my pants too tight?!!!! Fuck being a woman