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Sammmy
@sammmystern.bsky.social
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2x cult leader, if you even care
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Sammmy @sammmystern.bsky.social · Nov 15
Good morning I’m Sammmy

I like:

🐙Baldur’s Gate 3
🐺Sekiro
🐺The Witcher 3
🌀Alan Wake
✨Elden Ring
👹DOOM
🤼‍♂️WWF No Mercy
🖖Star Trek
🧙‍♂️Lord of the Rings
💨Steam Deck
🇯🇵Sumo
🥊Boxing
🔥Dark Souls
🚀Mass Effect
🃏Balatro
⚔️Kurosawa films
🦖Godzilla
🟢Green Lantern
🕷️Spider-Man
📜Elder Scrolls
🐉Dragon’s Dogma
☕️Mugs
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Sammmy @sammmystern.bsky.social · 41m
Me drinking Irn Bru:
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Sammmy @sammmystern.bsky.social · 42m
Well when you lay it all out like THAT I sound ✨crazy✨
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Nerd House @nerdhouse.bsky.social · 1h
So according to your comments, you have personal experience tasting the following:

Motor oil
Lizard skin
Spackle
Liquidified Mosquitoes
Mayonnaise and Hamster droppings
Sock Sweat
Beaver Teeth
Rusty Water
Helicopter Smoke
People's foot crust
Sewage Runoff
Sauerkraut
Used bandage
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Sammmy @sammmystern.bsky.social · 43m
Is that all???
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Sammmy @sammmystern.bsky.social · 1h
EXACTLY
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Sammmy @sammmystern.bsky.social · 1h
Exodus now has listings on Steam, Xbox and PlayStation 😩🙌
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Sammmy @sammmystern.bsky.social · 1h
Exodus is easily in my top-5 most anticipated games I NEED IT SO BADLY 😭😭😭

youtu.be/xNkmV0gBClM?...
EXODUS Founders Q&A Video | October 2025
YouTube video by EXODUS
youtu.be
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Sammmy @sammmystern.bsky.social · 1h
NYC style halal platter! Google that and you’ll for sure find a recipe!
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Sammmy @sammmystern.bsky.social · 1h
Halal platter! Go into Philly and I’m sure you’ll find a cart immediately!
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Sammmy @sammmystern.bsky.social · 1h
🥹
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Sammmy @sammmystern.bsky.social · 2h
The girls are coming along nicely considering how late a start I got this year! 👁️
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Sammmy @sammmystern.bsky.social · 2h
That shit tasted like spackle
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Sammmy @sammmystern.bsky.social · 2h
There’s no fucking way that you believe this
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Sammmy @sammmystern.bsky.social · 3h
Resident Evil 2!
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Sammmy @sammmystern.bsky.social · 5h
It tastes like sock sweat and beaver teeth
a man in a blue hoodie is talking to another man .
ALT: a man in a blue hoodie is talking to another man .
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Sammmy @sammmystern.bsky.social · 5h
WHY ARE YOU MAD AT ME I AM NOT THE ONE SERVING PEOPLE FOOT CRUST SHAVINGS AND SEWAGE RUNOFF
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Sammmy @sammmystern.bsky.social · 5h
Mind your business 🙏
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Sammmy @sammmystern.bsky.social · 5h
Fun fact: I have consumed both 💁‍♂️
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Sammmy @sammmystern.bsky.social · 5h
It tastes like liquified mosquitos 😭😭😭
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Sammmy @sammmystern.bsky.social · 5h
Mayonnaise and hamster dropping flavored soda is crazy 😭😭😭
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Sammmy @sammmystern.bsky.social · 6h
Sauerkraut and used bandage tasting ass drink unfortunately 😭😭
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Sammmy @sammmystern.bsky.social · 6h
Bro it tastes like rusty water and helicopter smoke im sorry 😭🙏
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Sammmy @sammmystern.bsky.social · 6h
I know she carried you
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Sammmy @sammmystern.bsky.social · 6h
Mine is a paperweight
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Sammmy @sammmystern.bsky.social · 6h
What did you play on the arcade cabinet? 👁️
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Sammmy @sammmystern.bsky.social · 6h
This shit taste like motor oil and lizard skin wtf
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Sammmy @sammmystern.bsky.social · 22h
Trying this supposedly divisive UK drink for the first time 👁️
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