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Sam
@samdeane.bsky.social
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I don’t do drama or tea and I don’t like cats - no, not even yours. I like France, colour, sun, podcasts, language, wit, cities, NYT games, #TheArchers, walking, baking, knitting, dogs, general snark. If I want your advice I’ll ask for it.
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For many years this was my pinned tweet so probably right it should be here too. If you read this and think ‘yeah, I get that - I’m going to bear that mind’ we’ll probably get on theoatmeal.com/comics/believe
You're not going to believe what I'm about to tell you - The Oatmeal
This is a comic about the backfire effect.
theoatmeal.com
Oh you have some lovely things - am bookmarking for my next spend!
Let's hope this is a portent for Monday

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Everyone! After all that yarn chat last night I found @venetiasb.bsky.social's gorgeous shop online. Look how beautiful it is (sadly I am a long way from Fakenham but not from an online order) venetiasyarnshop.com/?currency=GBP
Oooh I will take a look at your website tomorrow - I love to browse yarn (no actual shop selling quality stuff within tens of miles of me sadly)
It's ironic because, as they found, using needles and yarn that big actually isn't that easy, as well as looking bloody ugly
I only watch Sewing Bee and at least they do try to show how to recycle things or make stuff out of as small an amount of fabric as possible
Exactly - so many ways to make it a genuinely lovely thing to enable people to show off their skill and have the audience see the talent and beauty involved. But nope. Typical Channel 4, I think
I mean I suppose it's fine for a scarf or whatnot - it's not my thing but each to their own. But that was a travesty
Depends. If you love yarn/knitting it will only raise your blood pressure
They could have made that 100% better by asking people to design and make squares or parts of blankets that could have been put together and sold off for charity. #GameOfWool
Nope. It's 100% merino that retails at over 12 quid a ball. I mean I'm sure Rowan did them a deal but still
Do you know why it's not finished? BECAUSE KNITTING COVERS FOR SOFAS IN 10 HOURS IS NOT A THING #GameOfWool
it's 100% merino so bound to
It's got me furious. What could I do with a yarn budget like that?
I know, he does keep it quiet
Every ball of that Rowan Big Wool retails at £12.25, lads #GameOfWool
If it's not the nipples it's the Olympic rings tattoo
Oh god I'm SO glad it's not just me
I'd have given good money to see Holger pick up his needles, shout THIS IS BENEATH MY DIGNITY and storm out #GameOfWool
That is absolutely it. Nobody would make a thing like that out of super-chunky yarn and it's a completely different way of knitting that doesn't show anything to its best. It's making me furious. They're obviously all wearing stuff they've made which is far more typical of their efforts
One quarter into #GameOfWool and I'm already raging about, amongst many other things, the utter waste of expensive yarn on unwearable garments
I can only imagine CP's face is much the same as mine
This is why we would make perfect business partners
Thank you - the colour hasn't rendered at all well but it's actually a really lovely kind of watery aqua grey-y green