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Sally McSpooky 👻

@sallymcsurly.bsky.social

720 followers 230 following 2.9K posts

Two-time fantasy hockey champion. Hokie. I talk about Predator a lot. I like to take pictures of animals.

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Sally McSpooky 👻 @sallymcsurly.bsky.social · Aug 4

Me watching Dune: it’s hard to keep track of all of Paul’s names

Also me: would you like to hear the 20 names I have for each of my pets

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Matthew Champion @matthewchampion.bsky.social · 6h

a hall of fame editor’s note

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Sally McSpooky 👻 @sallymcsurly.bsky.social · 4h

Good morning to this lady, and this lady only

LorennaCleary.bsky.social @lorennacleary.bsky.social · 16h

She gets all the flowers. I mean ALL of them. If we see her, we immediately have to give her flowers.

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LorennaCleary.bsky.social @lorennacleary.bsky.social · 16h

She gets all the flowers. I mean ALL of them. If we see her, we immediately have to give her flowers.

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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 12h

welcome to all the new followers fleeing twitter for this website where they only oppress trans people the kinda normal baseline amount we're all used to. a little about me, i work at the dick sucking factory, but don't get too excited, im just the IT guy

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Sally McSpooky 👻 @sallymcsurly.bsky.social · 6h

shhhhh don't tell Venezuela! 🤫

Al Jazeera English @aljazeera.com · 6h

Trump confirmed he has green-lit CIA covert operations in Venezuela, and that ground attacks might be next.

Trump approves CIA operations in Venezuela: What we know, and what’s next

Trump confirmed he has green-lit CIA covert operations in Venezuela, and that ground attacks might be next.

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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 22h

tfw your 1,000-word tweets aren't working

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 1d

Someone in the crowd: “Go Cubs!”

Pope Leo XIV: “Han perdido! They lost!”

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Sally McSpooky 👻 @sallymcsurly.bsky.social · 1d

hey Brad they both suck shit

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 1d

Almost like we founded the entire country on opposing this exact sentence.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Bessent: "No kings equals no paychecks"

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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 1d

Looking forward to the congressional hearings in which Republicans demand that the president of an Ivy League school resign over this.

Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 1d

I just checked and this is real. It's on Border Patrol's official Instagram (I don't see it on Facebook) and is being celebrated by Nazis on Twitter, as you can see in the screenshot.

The clip is just 13 seconds long too, so it's a very intentional thing. We've got a Nazi government.

Twitter account: Uncensored @HmanQuotes1945: Official border patrol Facebook page is posting with the banned lyrics of Michael Jackson's song.
"Jew me sue me... Kick me k*ke me."
Epic

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Sally McSpooky 👻 @sallymcsurly.bsky.social · 1d

AI's number one fans are the biggest fucking creeps on the planet

Aaron Stewart-Ahn @badideas.bsky.social · 1d

Oh god just saw this OpenAI generated video someone posted to Reddit of ‘A girl knocks on your door at 3am’ and this may be the least mentally healthy product on the planet it not most terrifying

Sally McSpooky 👻 @sallymcsurly.bsky.social · 1d

Where the hell have you been

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Sally McSpooky 👻 @sallymcsurly.bsky.social · 1d

Opening 20 minutes of that episode are incredible

Sally McSpooky 👻 @sallymcsurly.bsky.social · 1d

Aragorn saying that the Battle of the Black Gate was for Frodo is Sam erasure. Who do you think dragged Frodo’s dumb ass to Mordor, you fool

Sally McSpooky 👻 @sallymcsurly.bsky.social · 2d

just want to say I hate this, thanks

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James Kelleher @jameskelleher.pilcrow.ie · 2d

Next time somebody asks me what Bluesky is like, I'll send them this

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Sally McSpooky 👻 @sallymcsurly.bsky.social · 2d

my god 😍

Sally McSpooky 👻 @sallymcsurly.bsky.social · 2d

I appreciate that, like me, Mike Johnson has a tendency to flush easily. Can't help it! But when he's talking about despicable shit like this, it just makes him look like a guilty little baby

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d

FOX: You said last week that you would swear in Grijalva whenever she wants. She has written a letter to your office. You have not sworn her in. Doesn't your resistance add fuel to the fire that this is about Epstein?

MIKE JOHNSON: No. This is another partisan manufactured thing

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Diamond Hands: #SmokeFleet Master @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 2d

Cool app, definitely worth 500 billion dollars!

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Isa / EvilCleverDog @evilcleverdog.bsky.social · Aug 23

Using ChatGPT

Edith @edithcharles.bsky.social · Aug 23

What's something that isn't considered embarrassing but you think it should be?

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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 2d

r/AskDocs
u/help...ed6-7 • 23h • Layperson/not verified as hea...
Think I took heart pills by accident
Physician Responded
Okay in my house we have what we call the pill drawer which basically is just a bunch of loose meds

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Sally McSpooky 👻 @sallymcsurly.bsky.social · 2d

Wrestling with the knowledge that the kid from THE RING is now 32 years old and graduated from Harvard law school at 21

Sally McSpooky 👻 @sallymcsurly.bsky.social · 2d

I don’t know who to believe! @razzball.bsky.social @coachfinstock.bsky.social

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ceej @ceej.online · 3d

caught my vampire neighbor creeping through my front door. he claims my saying “for sure dude, we should definitely hang out sometime” the other night counts as an invitation, but I disagree. we’re on hold with the etiquette hotline

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onion person @junlper.beer · 3d

dying at rightwingers falling for what looks like an ai generated turning points USA half time show with special guest “measles”

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