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Sal Cap0ne
@salimotxo.bsky.social
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Runner up in the Mrs Joyful prize for rafia work. Née @sallydaviesjr. You'd be surprised how many people didn't get it.
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Sal Cap0ne @salimotxo.bsky.social · 6h
*hangs head*
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Sal Cap0ne @salimotxo.bsky.social · 6h
Yes, mine was an oil-filled radiator. I didn't know! I know now.
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Sal Cap0ne @salimotxo.bsky.social · 6h
Chapters should start with a little recap like telly
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Rachel Feder @rachelfeder.bsky.social · 1d
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
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Sal Cap0ne @salimotxo.bsky.social · 6h
Was it not you who once posted the burnt-out socket board? Could these things be related? (I too have a burnt-out socket board and learned one HELL OF A lesson, with no fatalities.)
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Sal Cap0ne @salimotxo.bsky.social · 20h
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion from a different era
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Sal Cap0ne @salimotxo.bsky.social · 23h
So cute how many of you think 2014 is 'a different era'.
My hot photos from university are daguerreotypes.
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Sal Cap0ne @salimotxo.bsky.social · 1d
This brings me great joy
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Sal Cap0ne @salimotxo.bsky.social · 1d
Introduce yourself with three ways in which you are a whingy little baby would be a much more interesting prompt. I would Alper the shit out of that if I could be bothered.
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Sal Cap0ne @salimotxo.bsky.social · 1d
I've experienced this recently. It's annoying.
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Sal Cap0ne @salimotxo.bsky.social · 1d
Ian Curtis is the most lanyard name imaginable
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Sal Cap0ne @salimotxo.bsky.social · 1d
Heard Closing Time while still at school and then just bought them all, every time a new one came out. The film roles were a bonus.
a group of men are standing in front of a wall with numbers on it .
ALT: a group of men are standing in front of a wall with numbers on it .
media.tenor.com
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Sal Cap0ne @salimotxo.bsky.social · 1d
The Flintstones Opening and Closing Theme 1960 1966
YouTube video by Andrii Aleksandruk
www.youtube.com
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Sal Cap0ne @salimotxo.bsky.social · 2d
This was exactly the one I was thinking of.
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Sal Cap0ne @salimotxo.bsky.social · 2d
Copywriting is my passion
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Sal Cap0ne @salimotxo.bsky.social · 2d
Sorry to tell you but that wedding labrador is not real.
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Sal Cap0ne @salimotxo.bsky.social · 2d
Murdoch was also right there. He's got to be in his hundredandtwenties by now.
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Sal Cap0ne @salimotxo.bsky.social · 2d
OK, well you know where we are
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Sal Cap0ne @salimotxo.bsky.social · 2d
Or hammers
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Sal Cap0ne @salimotxo.bsky.social · 2d
Yep. Do you want us to fuck them up? Because we absolutely could. With our rapier wit &c.
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Sal Cap0ne @salimotxo.bsky.social · 3d
but they're all the rage
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Sal Cap0ne @salimotxo.bsky.social · 3d
Regretting not adding alt text to this but where would you start
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Sal Cap0ne @salimotxo.bsky.social · 3d
Someone just mentioned 'dress sneakers' and I had to google them and I may never stop laughing
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Sal Cap0ne @salimotxo.bsky.social · 3d
Someone called me on the landline, which I'd forgotten I had and is a proper old-fashioned tring tring phone, and my first thought was nuclear attack or zombie invasion.
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Sal Cap0ne @salimotxo.bsky.social · 3d
I had to spend two weeks there and it nearly broke me.
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