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Jay 🥪

@s4ndw1ch.bsky.social

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Lvl. 32 Dog Dad 🐶👾🏳️‍🌈 (semi)Chronic Shitposter 🔞 𝗻𝘀𝗳𝘄! CHS, SC 🇺🇸📍

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Jay 🥪 @s4ndw1ch.bsky.social · 9d

I’m in me mum’s car
(vroom vroom 🚗💨)

Jay 🥪 @s4ndw1ch.bsky.social · 24m

I miss the idea of dating & falling in love 🥲💔

Jay 🥪 @s4ndw1ch.bsky.social · 8h

It’s pissing me off, especially when their bio shows they are capable of having a personality

Jay 🥪 @s4ndw1ch.bsky.social · 8h

How I feel when I’m trying to have an engaging conversation with a guy but his responses are giving me… nothing. 🙃

a man in a black shirt is standing in front of a red brick wall .

ALT: a man in a black shirt is standing in front of a red brick wall .

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Jay 🥪 @s4ndw1ch.bsky.social · 10h

Wait… straight men still exist?
I thought they were just a myth 😳

Jay 🥪 @s4ndw1ch.bsky.social · 18h

No definitely gimme my personal space asap

Jay 🥪 @s4ndw1ch.bsky.social · 19h

How long do you typically cuddle in bed until you’re like, “ok I’m too hot now get the fuck off of me”

Jay 🥪 @s4ndw1ch.bsky.social · 20h

I took a break from it around the beginning of Summer but its back in rotation because of her upcoming album 🤩

Jay 🥪 @s4ndw1ch.bsky.social · 22h

According to my Apple Music Replay, these are my top 6 most listened to albums right now ✨ love this for me
(ps NewJeans never die 🐰)

My top 6 most listened to albums as of recent, according to apple music:
1. “Vie” - Doja Cat 🌹
2. “Midnight Sun” - Zara Larsson ☀️
3. “Pantheon” - Dance Gavin Dance 🏰
4. “Fancy That” - PinkPantheress 🇬🇧
5. “EUSEXUA” - FKA Twigs 👽
6. “Get Up” - NewJeans 🐰

Jay 🥪 @s4ndw1ch.bsky.social · 22h

Gwen Stefani >>>>> Gwen Shelton

Jay 🥪 @s4ndw1ch.bsky.social · 23h

*In the mood to sniff some 🍑 right now*

Jay 🥪 @s4ndw1ch.bsky.social · 1d

Is it just me or is the oversaturation of gay house music by pop girls getting stale?

Jay 🥪 @s4ndw1ch.bsky.social · 1d

Is being constantly horny, a curse? 😖

Jay 🥪 @s4ndw1ch.bsky.social · 1d

Ugh… I don’t wanna start my work week

Jay 🥪 @s4ndw1ch.bsky.social · 1d

Well, my friend Emily thinks he has a bit of bicuriousity in him. He’s not my type, but dick is dick

Jay 🥪 @s4ndw1ch.bsky.social · 1d

Well, my upside is split cost of living
That’s what I keep reminding myself 😅

Jay 🥪 @s4ndw1ch.bsky.social · 1d

He says all he does is go to work or play ps5 in his room. Works for me 😂

Jay 🥪 @s4ndw1ch.bsky.social · 1d

Listen I’ll take a stoner bro over a drama queen gay any day, at this point

Jay 🥪 @s4ndw1ch.bsky.social · 1d

So looks like my girl friend’s (now) ex-boyfriend will be moving into my place at the end of Oct. I didn’t think he would considering their breakup, but he still wants to, and they’re both cool with it & with each other 🤷‍♂️

Probs better to live w/ a str8 anyway since I wouldn’t be tempted to fuck him

Jay 🥪 @s4ndw1ch.bsky.social · 1d

I meant msgs on grindr

Jay 🥪 @s4ndw1ch.bsky.social · 1d

I hate when I just finish jerking off and THEN some gay slides into the dms 🙃

Like, where were you 5 min ago????
Now I’m not horny anymore, buhbye

Jay 🥪 @s4ndw1ch.bsky.social · 2d

Twink randomly texted me saying he’s sorry for lying but he wants to stay friends. I told him “thanks but I don’t trust you”

Jay 🥪 @s4ndw1ch.bsky.social · 2d

Love when guys on grindr think I’m a catfish. I find it to be a huge compliment they think I’m so hot that my profile is fake 🤭

Jay 🥪 @s4ndw1ch.bsky.social · 2d

Ate & fucked some big Latino bear booty tonight 😛 Love when guys can take my thickness with ease #gayhoechronicles

Jay 🥪 @s4ndw1ch.bsky.social · 2d

Thanks! 🥰

Jay 🥪 @s4ndw1ch.bsky.social · 3d

I’m still open to making a couple, a throuple 👀 any takers?