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Ryan Burkett

@ryanburkett.bsky.social

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Chicago writer and comedian, trying to raise a good beagle

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Ryan Burkett @ryanburkett.bsky.social · Sep 4

Something new from me on @pointsincase.com

I Am Willing to Grow Out My Hair for the Right Part

I’m not supposed to say anything, but I’m growing it out for a gig. Nothing major, just an acting thing. I assume Jake told you I’m an actor?

www.pointsincase.com

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Ryan Burkett @ryanburkett.bsky.social · 3h

I know you aren’t in the mood but if you want to write the Song of Summer you should get started

Ryan Burkett @ryanburkett.bsky.social · 5h

I hope I’m never on a reality show because I hate taking accountability

Ryan Burkett @ryanburkett.bsky.social · 3d

🎶 Do you ever feel like a bag of milk

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Ryan Burkett @ryanburkett.bsky.social · 3d

No kings unless it is your birthday and you are at Burger King but even then you just get one day

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Ryan Burkett @ryanburkett.bsky.social · 4d

I had a doctor appointment this morning and as I was walking out I got a new Instagram follower and my first thought was oh it must be my doctor

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Ryan Burkett @ryanburkett.bsky.social · 5d

There are signs warning about this at the Eagle

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Ryan Burkett @ryanburkett.bsky.social · 7d

The end card for this is perfect

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Ryan Burkett @ryanburkett.bsky.social · 7d

If you think these guys are mean in public you might be surprised to find out what they’re like in private (mean)

Ryan Burkett @ryanburkett.bsky.social · 8d

I like to think of it as a trick

Ryan Burkett @ryanburkett.bsky.social · 8d

Have you ever been there for lunch? It’s SO good

Ryan Burkett @ryanburkett.bsky.social · 9d

Once we’ve settled all of our current horrors I think we should make it so the coupon offer pops up when you’re checking out and not while you’re trying to shop

Ryan Burkett @ryanburkett.bsky.social · 10d

It’s a whole new me

Ryan Burkett @ryanburkett.bsky.social · 10d

It’s fucking Go-Time

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Ryan Burkett @ryanburkett.bsky.social · 10d

Diane Keaton was one of the best at characters who were seemingly thinking up dialogue in the moment

Ryan Burkett @ryanburkett.bsky.social · 12d

RIP soon, Tilly

The Hollywood Reporter @thr.com · 12d

Dear Tilly Norwood, https://bit.ly/3J4jNOk?link_source=ta_bluesky_link&taid=3595fdbe-1ecb-4c91-9af4-e131186a6f3c&utm_campaign=trueanthem&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky

Ryan Burkett @ryanburkett.bsky.social · 13d

Happy birthday!

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Ryan Burkett @ryanburkett.bsky.social · 15d

You better believe I’m never gonna ask ChatGPT anything (I’m shy)

Ryan Burkett @ryanburkett.bsky.social · 15d

LYLAS(ummer)

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Ryan Burkett @ryanburkett.bsky.social · 15d

I’m really going to miss summer if I could say anything to summer it would be have a great summer

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Ryan Burkett @ryanburkett.bsky.social · 17d

Ryan Burkett @ryanburkett.bsky.social · 19d

Tilly Norwood tripped and broke her neck in the Jennifer Hudson Show Spirit Tunnel, is not expected to survive

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Ryan Burkett @ryanburkett.bsky.social · 19d

I’m going to start a podcast because I’ve always wanted to interview famous people about myself

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Ryan Burkett @ryanburkett.bsky.social · 20d

Oh no Tilly Norwood latest member of the 27 Club so tragic

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Ryan Burkett @ryanburkett.bsky.social · 20d

My dream is to be one of the friends in an “and friends” show

Ryan Burkett @ryanburkett.bsky.social · 23d

“Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk” and “In this essay I will” double elimination please