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Rural Jones | CEO of SIPSIPSIPS ☕6️⃣🫖6️⃣🍸6️⃣

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born in the last century 🔞👍 highly emojional ❣️😉 Hellawood addressed 🎬⭐ HB obsessed 😈❤️‍🔥 Blitzø IMPressed ♈🤘 Stolas possessed 🦉💜 sipsipsips.straw.page

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Rural Jones | CEO of SIPSIPSIPS ☕6️⃣🫖6️⃣🍸6️⃣ @ruraljones.bsky.social · Oct 17

I don’t often #journal 📝 or #sketch ✍🏻 in a #notebook 📓 ... but I will cut a b*tch. ✂️📘

𝘊𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘢𝘭 𝘧𝘰𝘯𝘵 🌌 𝘣𝘺 𝘍𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘶𝘯𝘦𝘴 𝘊𝘰 🔮 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘚𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘭𝘦𝘴 𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘫𝘪𝘴. ✨

#HelluvaBoss #Stolas #grimoire #YouWillBeOkay

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Rural Jones | CEO of SIPSIPSIPS ☕6️⃣🫖6️⃣🍸6️⃣ @ruraljones.bsky.social · 1d

I managed to extract the circus mark 🎪💀 in one piece when carving my #Blitzø pirate pumpkin 🏴‍☠️🎃 (I had to cut out the tear/blood drop 🔪💧/🩸, even though it wouldn’t show), so now what should I do with it? 🤔💭

#HelluvaBoss #Blitz

Rural Jones | CEO of SIPSIPSIPS ☕6️⃣🫖6️⃣🍸6️⃣ @ruraljones.bsky.social · 1d

I’ve been dragging Jesusween for years. Holyween was RIGHT THERE. 🙏😇🎃

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🔞 Jasper 🔞 @jasperwheart.bsky.social · 2d

I honestly think that having no media literacy and being unable to identify basic themes in a narrative is a bigger indicator of low intelligence than being bad at math or science

I feel like educational institutions have disregarded the humanities in favor of STEM to disastrous effect on the world

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Rural Jones | CEO of SIPSIPSIPS ☕6️⃣🫖6️⃣🍸6️⃣ @ruraljones.bsky.social · 2d

The cake. 🍰🦉

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Rural Jones | CEO of SIPSIPSIPS ☕6️⃣🫖6️⃣🍸6️⃣ @ruraljones.bsky.social · 3d

🎶 “𝘠𝘰 𝘩𝘰, 𝘺𝘰 𝘩𝘰, 𝘢 𝘱𝘶𝘮𝘱𝘬𝘪𝘯’𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘦…” 🏴‍☠️🎃

My pro- #Blitzø #pirate #pumpkin from the #Halloween party. Not my best effort (says toxic perfectionism ⚠️👌), cuz it’s hard to carve those synthetic mfers 😩🔪, but looks pretty great on that blackground. 🖤

#HelluvaBoss #Blitz #TheGreatPumpkinWar

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Rural Jones | CEO of SIPSIPSIPS ☕6️⃣🫖6️⃣🍸6️⃣ @ruraljones.bsky.social · 3d

Googling “how many chocolate-covered espresso beans is it safe to eat,” only to find out that I’ve already had twice that amount. ☕️🫘🍫👀 If anyone needs a truck lifted off something rn, I gotchu. 🛻💪

Rural Jones | CEO of SIPSIPSIPS ☕6️⃣🫖6️⃣🍸6️⃣ @ruraljones.bsky.social · 3d

I NEED IT! 💚

Rural Jones | CEO of SIPSIPSIPS ☕6️⃣🫖6️⃣🍸6️⃣ @ruraljones.bsky.social · 4d

Clearly, you are doing life right. 👌

Rural Jones | CEO of SIPSIPSIPS ☕6️⃣🫖6️⃣🍸6️⃣ @ruraljones.bsky.social · 4d

Blitzy II from another angle. 🪴👄🦷

Rural Jones | CEO of SIPSIPSIPS ☕6️⃣🫖6️⃣🍸6️⃣ @ruraljones.bsky.social · 4d

Here are some stills. 📸 Blitz would have loved that animatronic Headless Horseman. 🎃🐎👀♈️❤️‍🔥 S³ fits right in with the S-thetic. 🖤🤍

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Rural Jones | CEO of SIPSIPSIPS ☕6️⃣🫖6️⃣🍸6️⃣ @ruraljones.bsky.social · 4d

This was supposed to end on a pro-Blitzø ♈️🙌 / Verosuck-it 💘❌🖕 note, but I didn’t finish carving my pumpkin at the party 🚫🎃☹️, so it’s just some fun highlights. 📹 Similar to last year’s vid, but different decorations and movie (𝘈𝘯𝘨𝘶𝘪𝘴𝘩—pseyechotic! 🔪👁️🩸).

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Autumn @helluvanautumn.myatproto.social · 4d

I love that Blitzø got here. Whatever happens with Stolitz in S3, it heals my heart that Blitzø finally understood that he can offer something other than pain in a relationship. So he doesn't hesitate to give Stolas support and comfort, even with the tension and uncertainty lingering between them.

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Rural Jones | CEO of SIPSIPSIPS ☕6️⃣🫖6️⃣🍸6️⃣ @ruraljones.bsky.social · 4d

Went to a Halloween party last night 🎃🎉 and found this carnivwhore in the kitchen. 🪴🫦🦷🌱

#HelluvaBoss #Stolas #BlitzyII

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Kaz-o'-lantern 🎃 HB Spoilers @kayzowl.com · 6d

naked snuggles #stolitz #kazdraws

sketch of Blitz and Stolas hugging and curled around each other, eyes closed and sleepy.

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Rural Jones | CEO of SIPSIPSIPS ☕6️⃣🫖6️⃣🍸6️⃣ @ruraljones.bsky.social · 6d

A snake in the glass in the grass. 🌱 SIPping an Apple Piethon Frappleccino 🍎🥧🐍 from S³’s glass snake straw. 🧋😋

#Hellaverse #HelluvaBoss #HazbinHotel #Lucifer

Rural Jones | CEO of SIPSIPSIPS ☕6️⃣🫖6️⃣🍸6️⃣ @ruraljones.bsky.social · 6d

I love that it’s your birthday, but we’re the ones who get to choke on that red gift of yours. 🎁❤️

Rural Jones | CEO of SIPSIPSIPS ☕6️⃣🫖6️⃣🍸6️⃣ @ruraljones.bsky.social · 6d

Happy Birthday to US! 😍❤️‍🔥 (You too! 🎉🥳🎂💝)

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Rural Jones | CEO of SIPSIPSIPS ☕6️⃣🫖6️⃣🍸6️⃣ @ruraljones.bsky.social · 7d

😳🔍

#MissionZero #Stolitz

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Autumn @helluvanautumn.myatproto.social · 7d

I love Stolas so fucking much. Even in legit danger, he can't help being captivated by a musical number.

Frames of Hellaverse @hellaverseframes.bsky.social · 7d

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Rural Jones | CEO of SIPSIPSIPS ☕6️⃣🫖6️⃣🍸6️⃣ @ruraljones.bsky.social · 7d

You’re sweet. 🥰 Thanks❣️

Rural Jones | CEO of SIPSIPSIPS ☕6️⃣🫖6️⃣🍸6️⃣ @ruraljones.bsky.social · 7d

Thank you! 🧡 It’s getting time to sharpen my skills again. 🔪🎃

Rural Jones | CEO of SIPSIPSIPS ☕6️⃣🫖6️⃣🍸6️⃣ @ruraljones.bsky.social · 8d

Hellions 🔥 who visit one of S³’s S.I.P.S. locations during LuciFall 😈🍂 will get an extra Penta⛧Point if they can say “Apple Piethon Frappleccino” 🍎🐍🧋 five times 🖐️ fast. 🗣️💨 SIPS are the stakes ☕️, so NO slips or retakes! 🙅

#Hellaverse #HelluvaBoss #HazbinHotel #Lucifer

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Rural Jones | CEO of SIPSIPSIPS ☕6️⃣🫖6️⃣🍸6️⃣ @ruraljones.bsky.social · 9d

Yes! Lots of color 🎨 and texture 🧵🪡 with different people 👬 and scenarios all expressing a yearning for love 💕 and connection. 🤝

Rural Jones | CEO of SIPSIPSIPS ☕6️⃣🫖6️⃣🍸6️⃣ @ruraljones.bsky.social · 9d

Went to an art exhibit 🖼️ this weekend that was curated by a friend 👫 and didn’t even have to try to make it about #Stolitz. 🦉💞♈️

“𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘴𝘢𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘰 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦, 𝘵𝘰 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦.” 🎶🕯️❤️🪶

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Rural Jones | CEO of SIPSIPSIPS ☕6️⃣🫖6️⃣🍸6️⃣ @ruraljones.bsky.social · 11d

Tysm! 🫶 Like Stella, that crystal was a B-I-T-C-H. 🔶✨🤬