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runnerlane.bsky.social
☠️ Texas Lanesaw Massacree ☠️
@runnerlane.bsky.social
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Run, bike, bourbon, coffee, dogs, and sometimes birds. Retired boat guy. Mina and Penny’s dad. The fact that you can only do a little is no excuse for doing nothing. - John LeCarré
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runnerlane.bsky.social
☠️ Texas Lanesaw Massacree ☠️ @runnerlane.bsky.social · 3h
We were on the verge of greatness.
Director Krennic from Rogue one saying “We were on the verge of a Brewer’s-Mariners World Series. We were this close.”
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utopia-defer.red
utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 5h
lol do I have it correct that the government of Ontario ran an ad during the Mariners v Jays game with a Ronald Reagan speech to lecture to ignorant yanquis about free trade and national security
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runnerlane.bsky.social
☠️ Texas Lanesaw Massacree ☠️ @runnerlane.bsky.social · 8h
Who’s exhausted from using their brain for 45 minutes with a new trainer?

(Both of us, actually)
A black and tan German Shepherd dog laying on a maroon Persian rug.
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☠️ Texas Lanesaw Massacree ☠️ @runnerlane.bsky.social · 9h
LMAO
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runnerlane.bsky.social
☠️ Texas Lanesaw Massacree ☠️ @runnerlane.bsky.social · 10h
The real terror in the realm.
A traffic Jam in Hampton Roads, VA
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runnerlane.bsky.social
☠️ Texas Lanesaw Massacree ☠️ @runnerlane.bsky.social · 10h
What horror lurks in the realm of Chesapeake?
A black and white drawing of a serpentine monster in a lake or river.
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runnerlane.bsky.social
☠️ Texas Lanesaw Massacree ☠️ @runnerlane.bsky.social · 10h
Heck with Hampton Roads I’m now calling it the Seven Realms.
A poster for “evil exhibit” which seems to some sort of Halloween festival, showing dancing pumpkins and skeletons.
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runnerlane.bsky.social
☠️ Texas Lanesaw Massacree ☠️ @runnerlane.bsky.social · 11h
LoL.
runnerlane.bsky.social
☠️ Texas Lanesaw Massacree ☠️ @runnerlane.bsky.social · 12h
Classic 50/50/90.
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runnerlane.bsky.social
☠️ Texas Lanesaw Massacree ☠️ @runnerlane.bsky.social · 16h
Cool print by Dwight Easter at the Stockley Gardens Arts Festival yesterday.
An illustrated black and purple raven on an orange background that says “Nevermo”
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runnerlane.bsky.social
☠️ Texas Lanesaw Massacree ☠️ @runnerlane.bsky.social · 1d
Motto: we’d be Honoréd to brew you a cup
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☠️ Texas Lanesaw Massacree ☠️ @runnerlane.bsky.social · 1d
That scene was so beautiful.
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☠️ Texas Lanesaw Massacree ☠️ @runnerlane.bsky.social · 2d
Maybe something for the discerning collector/
Dedra Meero looking at Gungan skull in Andor.
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runnerlane.bsky.social
☠️ Texas Lanesaw Massacree ☠️ @runnerlane.bsky.social · 2d
A lot’s changed in 30 years.
A younger doofus in navy choker whites.
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runnerlane.bsky.social
☠️ Texas Lanesaw Massacree ☠️ @runnerlane.bsky.social · 2d
Def not toasting the CinC.
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☠️ Texas Lanesaw Massacree ☠️ @runnerlane.bsky.social · 2d
Some of these toasts seem sus this year.
A doofus in a tuxedo.
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runnerlane.bsky.social
☠️ Texas Lanesaw Massacree ☠️ @runnerlane.bsky.social · 2d
Kiggans, sorry.
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runnerlane.bsky.social
☠️ Texas Lanesaw Massacree ☠️ @runnerlane.bsky.social · 2d
CNO video freezes half way through. Antifa?
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☠️ Texas Lanesaw Massacree ☠️ @runnerlane.bsky.social · 2d
At the Norfolk Navy Ball. Emcee just asked us to applaud Congresswoman Kinggans. To quote Jon Oliver, “fuck you, make me.”
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runnerlane.bsky.social
☠️ Texas Lanesaw Massacree ☠️ @runnerlane.bsky.social · 2d
From a friend in Eugene, OR.
A sign at a no kings protest of the “this is fine” dog in an inflatable frog costume holding a sign that says “it’s not fine anymore.”
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runnerlane.bsky.social
☠️ Texas Lanesaw Massacree ☠️ @runnerlane.bsky.social · 2d
Alt text: HEY KRISTI, THERES A WHOLE COUNTRY OUT THERE WAITING TO DISGUST YOU. (Credits to Andor)
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☠️ Texas Lanesaw Massacree ☠️ @runnerlane.bsky.social · 2d
You’re too late. Antifa has flown away.
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mrsbettybowers.bsky.social
Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 2d
I loved seeing an "Empty Is the Head That Wears the Crown" sign today at No Kings.
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runnerlane.bsky.social
☠️ Texas Lanesaw Massacree ☠️ @runnerlane.bsky.social · 2d
IDK, half the leaves are always brown anyway, maybe San Diego is the land of Always Fall.
The “is this a butterfly” meme of a San Diego man in glasses looking at one brown leaf. He is asking “is this fall”?
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runnerlane.bsky.social
☠️ Texas Lanesaw Massacree ☠️ @runnerlane.bsky.social · 2d
This guy was boarding the ship in this super cool jacket.
A man in a cream colored jacket, the back of the jacket depicts a cartoon cowboy with the words bang bang and lightning bolts coming out of the cowboy fingers. A red dot covers the cowboys face.
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