Roxy Hart
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If you’re seeing things that aren’t relevant to you on your timeline from people you don’t follow, you’re probably on the discover tab. Get off it. Life is too short
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I’m not paying £20 for just a digital version of a movie
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I’m interested in what could be put on his DBS that could stop him working with children. No criminal record so there’d have to be serious child protection concerns for it to be on an enhanced DBS
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Obviously I meant to write 'Plague inc.'
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Have you ever played Played Inc.? This is one of the news stories that tick along the top of the screen
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US PRESIDENT TRUMP'S THREAT ON CHINA COOKING OIL 'INEFFECTIVE' - GLOBAL TIMES
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My grannies were so content with their lot, one died in her mid 40s and the other took to her bed at 50. Just super super happy women
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I think the idea was that they were quite stocky & homely but also incredibly large chested
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My favourite line has always been "The wife was content with her lot"
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Today I got a response from her office to reassure me my email has been received.
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I obviously edited it to reflect that she's my MP but put a note saying I'd previously emailed using my own words but had no response so am using a form letter that's more articulate to reiterate my stance.
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Ages ago I sent an email to my MP (Bridget Phillipson) regarding the ECHR ruling but had no response. The other day I got an email from TransActual with a far more detailed template letter to be sent to your MP and urge them to talk to Bridget
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Even authors I like get this wrong. I think Terry Pratchett refers to the Valkyries as having 44DD breast plates which isn't actually that booby
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Gary Glitter? Alvin Stardust
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That was my favourite part as well
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I was at the doctors last week and there was a child called Dracarys
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I HAVE ENCOUNTERED AN ADULT NAMED ARAGORN
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If eyeballs are itchy you should be able to itch them without damaging them
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It's like the Lion King
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About 3 years ago I started knitting a jumper. I've done the front and the back. Then I read "Pick up 25 stitches" and immediately lost all motivation to finish it
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Ok sage, but what if I don’t want your AI features? Can I be excused the £26 per month increase?
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I know I’m confusing Sam Altman with Sam Bankman-Fried but every time I see his name I wonder why we’re supposed to listen to someone in jail for fraud
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I failed my A level English
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“Sailing the shipping forecast with Rev Richard Cole”
Alan Partridge lying on a bed with a dictaphone to his mouth while he records ideas for TV programs
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What’s German for Karen?