Rosewatta Stone
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Pushing Magic cards through many iterations of Google Translate. Original concept by Andy Rutledge, contributions by Andy and @willweaverrva.bsky.social (posts also by Will)
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Cho-Arrim Bruiser #GoogleTranslatesMTG
Korim the Destroyer
5W
Hero - Rebel Beast
When this creature attacked, it attacked twice.
Korim didn’t know why he had found Malacadia, but he was glad he had defeated it.
3/4
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Donnie & April, Adorkable Duo #GoogleTranslatesMTG
Danny & April, Just Married
4U
This Animal is a Parrot
Buy something from Donnie in April. Each model should be suitable for different players.
• The player in danger draws two cards.
• In this game, the chosen player returns an artifact, a quick card, or a card from their graveyard to their hand.
3/3
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Leonardo, the Balance #GoogleTranslatesMTG
Son of Leonardo da Vinci
3W
Mythological Mutant Ninja Turtles
When a character you control enters the battlefield, you may give each creature you control +1/+1. You may do this multiple times.
WUBRG: This creature is a threat, it is destroyed and dies.
Buddy — Choose a type (If both are talented, you may have two pilots.)
3/3
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Dawnstrider #GoogleTranslatesMTG
However
1G
Animals - Dry Revolutionaries
G, T, Horse: Ignore all attacks that affect this area.
The morning mist was very faint.
1/1
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Distorting Lens #GoogleTranslatesMTG
Lens Change
2
Image
T: Continue to stare at the selected color until time runs out.
The judges have a false sense of reality.
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Harmonic Convergence #GoogleTranslatesMTG
Share Now!
2G
Speed
Does this spell work in a public library?
Can humans survive an endless interstellar conflict?
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Jester's Mask #GoogleTranslatesMTG
Mask of Madness
5
Art
Click to activate this art.
1, T, Keep this art: Your opponent puts a card from their hand into their library. Search their library to see if they have a discarded card in their hand.
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Anthroplasm #GoogleTranslatesMTG
People
2UU
Social Life is Like a Locker Room
A creature appears with two +1/+1 tokens.
X, T: Remove all +1/+1 and add all +1/+1.
I don’t wear a hat. I don’t like hats.
0/0
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Fodder Cannon #GoogleTranslatesMTG
Birthday Bag
4
Professional Work
4, T, Damage nature: Damage four targets.
Step 1: Find my sister.
Step 2: Put your sister in the box.
Step 3: Search for relatives.
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Cho-Manno, Revolutionary #GoogleTranslatesMTG
Simon’s Quest
2WW
Adults are Bad People
Cho-Mano destroys all life.
“Mark Musk can’t hide the truth and our day has finally arrived.”
2/2
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Worldly Tutor #GoogleTranslatesMTG
Easy for Teachers
G
Quick
Find an animal card in the library, look at it, open it, and place it on top of the card.
“Asilbo immediately took down the rhinoceros, followed by the snake.”
—Afari, I think