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roodypatooti.bsky.social
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@roodypatooti.bsky.social
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Social media is bad for me so I'm tryingt to not use it much. Robot liker. Loser Failgirl Lesbian. She/her.
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piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · Aug 21
Today I'm again God's plaything.
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piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 3h
Long live the gunpla mafia
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piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 3h
Need to take a break
My executioner: Last will? Me: Hip Attack
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piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 3h
They are stupidly racist
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piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 3h
men are a lot like deer. i cannot stop hitting them with my car. i've actually hit so many with my car you would think im going out of my way to find them and hit them with my car. because i've truly hit so many with my car Urban dictionary entry "Hit me with your car" Another way to ask someone to peg you. *Hey babe, wanna hit me with your car?*
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piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 3h
Anonymous said ive seen your anti reylo posts where you talk about finn and do you have a source on him being black? sapphicsabine do i... do i what Anonymous said i mean i know he has dark skin but he's from england. so do you have a source on him moving from africa?
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piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 3h
professorpineapple: "you're an art model does that mean you're NAKED?" "yeah" "whoa...those lucky artists;" ...buddy. professorpineapple: idk who started the idea that life drawing classes have anything sexy going on like. there's at least ten people in the room and we're all tired and covered in charcoal. the dude in front who's staring at my boobs has been trying to get the shading right for 10 minutes. he's almost out of paint. he is crying.
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piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 3h
I Don't Know How To Explain To You That You Should Care About Other People Our disagreement is not merely political, but a fundamental divide on what it means to live in a society.
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piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 4h
Elves are quick to recognize lewdness. absurdistscribbler: Your gay pornography has been forged into a formidable blade. The elf saw a picture of a penis and started to cry.
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piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 4h
Millard Fillmore's porcelain zither @agraybee Every lifelong Catholic I've ever met is like "I think we're supposed to give this food to poor people" and every adult convert is like "the Archon of Constantinople's epistle on the Pentacostine rites of the eucharist clearly states women shouldn't have driver's licenses."
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piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 4h
Pretty...
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piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 4h
just found out the 'cat' in 'catboy' isn't short for catholic, i think im going to be sick *jeane_fate/apocrypha_depression.png*
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piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 4h
If you think pronouns are confusing wait until you find out about V E R B S
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piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 4h
>she laughs > I laugh > the toaster laughs > decepticon
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piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 4h
Im sorry im too lazy to write out a whole description, its a darkest dungeon meme w/ plague doctor "the hero reads a most unsettling passage" and it just says "you have to talk to her if you want her to be your girlfriend"
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piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 4h
>we made out a bunch and then had sex but I wasn't sure if she was into me This is the most lesbian thing I've ever seen
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piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 4h
real talk i don't trust anyone who thinks that liking fictional villains is a bigger red flag than being knowingly and intentionally cruel to real actual people
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piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 4h
Screencap of the wikipedia page for Jean-Baptiste Collin de Sussy, first french empire politician. The page is protected to prevent vandalism.
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piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 4h
literary analysis is dead becuz u legit get people like "this character is a bad character because they made a decision or a mistake that resulted in a problem that must be repaired within the narrative" like yes Jennifer that's called conflict and its integral to every story that exists ever.
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piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 4h
The assassin you sent after me is part of my found family now
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piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 5h
walker @walkercapl If you write a story in second person, that's gaslighting. "You step into the crowded hallway" No I didn't
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piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 5h
@loookatmeimkiad i make the cutest panties *pictures of crotchless dark green panties w/ a butterfly motif, displayed on a mannequin* Robyn Dabank 👑 @scamadith Replying to @loookatmeimkiad these are cute asf but where is my coochie supposed to go? wynter @wynterNM_ in someones mouth
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piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 5h
Is that a bribe
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piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 5h
@unhingedA03 these gay old men have been ruining my life
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piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 5h
Banger horse
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