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rodrigoefc.bsky.social
Laurie
@rodrigoefc.bsky.social
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Two things I will never understand, fish, women and mathematics. Everton ST EU 223. Occasional angler. Lover of beer, books and Arvo Pärt. Loather of right wing politicians. 🇪🇺🇺🇦 🐧 We never shone so brightly.
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Laurie @rodrigoefc.bsky.social · 15h
Trust.
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Laurie @rodrigoefc.bsky.social · 16h
I'm out on the ale this Friday. I'm going to get absolutely 'sunbathed'.
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Ivan the K ™☑️ @ivanthek.bsky.social · 1d
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Laurie @rodrigoefc.bsky.social · 1d
Is there a specific site for 'orange anus rimming'.
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Laurie @rodrigoefc.bsky.social · 1d
Smarmy is a word that could have been invented just for him
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Laurie @rodrigoefc.bsky.social · 1d
No.he has one leg longer than the other.
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Laurie @rodrigoefc.bsky.social · 1d
Useless oaf can't even release the #EpsteinFiles properly.
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Laurie @rodrigoefc.bsky.social · 1d
You'd go a long way to find a better wind up merchant than an Evertonian
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Laurie @rodrigoefc.bsky.social · 1d
Nah, it was Chelsea.
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Laurie @rodrigoefc.bsky.social · 1d
Man who is not a communist called communist by paedophile who is a paedophile.
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Laurie @rodrigoefc.bsky.social · 1d
Mostly incriminating Trump, I imagine.
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Laurie @rodrigoefc.bsky.social · 1d
Will we all wear black on the day.
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Laurie @rodrigoefc.bsky.social · 2d
It's cos your mum wasn't there to correct it.
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Laurie @rodrigoefc.bsky.social · 2d
Wait until they find the lampshades were made from skinned Horrobins
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Laurie @rodrigoefc.bsky.social · 2d
You don't need fish to have a good day's fishing
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Laurie @rodrigoefc.bsky.social · 2d
Then the sitter 😱
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Laurie @rodrigoefc.bsky.social · 2d
Everton have got to get someone near Barry for these aerial balls he winning
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Laurie @rodrigoefc.bsky.social · 2d
Could do with mastering holding a fish properly for a photograph judging by that shot.
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Laurie @rodrigoefc.bsky.social · 2d
Did you catch any ?
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Laurie @rodrigoefc.bsky.social · 3d
There was an old man named Mulligan
Who tried to milk the bull again
The old bull got a shock
When the bloke grabbed his (parts)
Cos he never expected to pull again
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Laurie @rodrigoefc.bsky.social · 3d
Looking good at youth level.
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Laurie @rodrigoefc.bsky.social · 3d
Fake news. Those girls are far too old for him or Trump
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Laurie @rodrigoefc.bsky.social · 3d
As human beings go he is still crawling around in the cess pit.
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Laurie @rodrigoefc.bsky.social · 3d
Anyone tell me where the queue starts ?