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John Roddy @roddyi.com · 34m

When the thing that "literally happens" does not in fact happen...yeah?

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John Roddy @roddyi.com · 48m

Where was the part where Swift claimed that?

And why is that somehow worse than, umm, eating babies?

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John Roddy @roddyi.com · 1h

The safeguards are still there. The overhead that priced it out of accessibility was just removed. That's all this was.

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John Roddy @roddyi.com · 1h

It's because he was forced to spend the day watching a bunch of tits flop around in full view of some massive dicks. And then after leaving that typical session of the House, he had to see a nude bike ride.

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John Roddy @roddyi.com · 1h

I'm just trying to decide if they'll split the remaining half of the baby again, or finally just kill it entirely.

John Roddy @roddyi.com · 1h

No follow-up here? That's odd.

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John Roddy @roddyi.com · 4h

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John Roddy @roddyi.com · 4h

Pro tip: you don't have to keep putting up the Christmas lights if you just never take them down.

John Roddy @roddyi.com · 10h

Tauble the discussion

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John Roddy @roddyi.com · 11h

His neck resembles a very diverse variety of all sorts of genitalia. It's truly remarkable.

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John Roddy @roddyi.com · 11h

What about distributing pamphlets criticizing the draft? Would that be protected?

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John Roddy @roddyi.com · 11h

BlueSky's moderation labels actually nailed it for once.

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John Roddy @roddyi.com · 11h

Interracial marriage didn't break 50% approval until the mid 90s.

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John Roddy @roddyi.com · 12h

WPATH didn't toss out any of that. What are you talking about?

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John Roddy @roddyi.com · 2d

Ed Byrne has an entire routine on it.
youtu.be/XfpB0kDLEts?...

Ed Byrne explains Irony Using "Ironic" by Alanis Morissette

YouTube video by Sara Hurd

youtu.be

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John Roddy @roddyi.com · 2d

"Rain on your wedding day" is only ironic if you're marrying a metrologist, and *they* set the date.

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John Roddy @roddyi.com · 2d

"objectively"

My dude, how many people need to tell you you're wrong before you get the hint?

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John Roddy @roddyi.com · 4d

Kid Rock remains the human equivalent of an above-ground pool.

Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 4d

Kid Rock: Do you know what is stupid… these chicks running around on campuses with blue hair, five nose rings.

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John Roddy @roddyi.com · 4d

Didn't Thune just nuke the filibuster himself?

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John Roddy @roddyi.com · 4d

...did he just confirm the story to be completely true in the letter where he threatened to sue them over it?

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John Roddy @roddyi.com · 4d

Poe's law event horizon strikes again.

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John Roddy @roddyi.com · 4d

In an unsigned 6-3 vote, the Supreme Court has awarded Trump the prize

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 4d

Rep. Buddy Carter: "Donald Trump deserves the Nobel Peace Prize. That's why I'm introducing a resolution today that will honor him with the Nobel Peace Prize."

(It doesn't work like that lol)

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John Roddy @roddyi.com · 5d

I stubbornly insist on calling it "judiciary astrology."

One of these days, I'm going to copy the text from an old astrology guide, find/replace a bunch of words with legally-sounding terms, and then see if any "textualists" are able to tell the difference.

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John Roddy @roddyi.com · 5d

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John Roddy @roddyi.com · 5d

Ed, Edd, and Eddy tried to warn us. But we didn't listen.