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Robby Kalland @rkalland.bsky.social · 4h

the little "bwwoooOOOPPPP"

Robby Kalland @rkalland.bsky.social · 4h

did y'all know how many different fucking sounds a fire truck can make?

i did not until today when the fire department near my place decided to test all of those sounds to see if they work. i can confirm, they do.

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Robby Kalland @rkalland.bsky.social · 5h

like what do you mean a team has russell westbrook, dennis schroder, zach lavine and demar derozan? doug mcdermott's there. dario saric hangin around. cpu gm goin wild lol

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Robby Kalland @rkalland.bsky.social · 5h

the kings and wizards rosters have insanely powerful "check in on what the cpu teams are doing in 4 years into a 2k sim" energy

Jason Patt @bullsjay.bsky.social · 5h

What even is this Kings roster

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Robby Kalland @rkalland.bsky.social · 5h

signed russ

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Robby Kalland @rkalland.bsky.social · 1d

I was the only person in the CBS Sports panel to vote SGA in the #1 spot in our top 100. I wrote about why I took the scoring champ who won MVP, Finals MVP and a championship last year: www.cbssports.com/nba/news/nba...

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander is NBA's best player ahead of 2025-26 season

Our NBA Top 100 players list is out and the Thunder star is on the precipice of summiting the NBA's individual mountaintop.

www.cbssports.com

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Reposted by Robby Kalland

Tom Fornelli @tomfornelli.bsky.social · 1d

I think Matt Rhule is the next head coach at Penn State. I also think there are two other candidates who would seriously consider the job and are better options. Wrote about that and plenty more in B1G Time.

www.cbssports.com/college-foot...

B1G Time: Matt Rhule looks like the favorite for the Penn State job, but he might not be the best candidate

Plus, why the conference could be on track for historic futility

www.cbssports.com

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Robby Kalland @rkalland.bsky.social · 1d

like a sack of potatoes

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Robby Kalland @rkalland.bsky.social · 1d

dawg i was not ready for them to have the video right there!

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Robby Kalland @rkalland.bsky.social · 1d

i think i got like 5 spots in before i was like "well, shit, this is awful" lol and then that was the feeling for the rest of the exercise

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Robby Kalland @rkalland.bsky.social · 1d

bill heady to sunny detroit in mid-december baby

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Robby Kalland @rkalland.bsky.social · 1d

hey man...wtf

treykerby @treykerby.bsky.social · 1d

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Robby Kalland @rkalland.bsky.social · 1d

Not my fault I had him right behind Cam Thomas in the top 10 but no one else did

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Robby Kalland @rkalland.bsky.social · 1d

Voted in a top 100 panel for the first time and boy did I hate it lol. But click and scroll around for awhile and know that if your favorite is too low I had them higher, I promise. www.cbssports.com/nba/news/nba...

NBA Top 100 players: Rankings for 2025-26 season

CBS Sports experts put together our annual list that projects the NBA's best 100 players for the upcoming season

www.cbssports.com

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Robby Kalland @rkalland.bsky.social · 1d

Dan Soder has a bit about this and we got a go back to when commercials were for actors trying to make a name, desperate to maintain relevance or facing insane IRS penalties for tax evasion

David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 1d

It is tacky for really famous people to be in TV commercials for products. Their gambling debts/boat repairs are not my problem, those roles should belong to actors like the Time To Make The Donuts guy and the actress who said "who are you calling a cootie queen you lint licker" in that Orbit ad.