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We perform caricatures written by our rivals at patreon.com/rivalimage - humour, music, lit.
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Rival Image @rivalimage.bsky.social · Jan 27
#Irony: he pretends to be stupid even though he is.
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Rival Image @rivalimage.bsky.social · 4h
She tried to be Wednesday Adams but only made it to Tuesday.
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Rival Image @rivalimage.bsky.social · 8h
This bird is clearly mallardjusted!

When I first made this pun, my mother-in-law sat up surprised, then, as in an automatic reflex, swiftly handed me an extra slice of bread.
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Neil Cameron @neilcam57.bsky.social · 11d
#Birdoftheday are #Ducks and here's the existential dread felt when a Pacific Black Duck x Mallard hybrid realises that its bill looks like a cartoon dog!
#Brisbane #Australia #birds #ausbirds #AustralianBirds #wildoz #nature #wildlife #birdpic #NaturePhotography #WildlifePhotography #Photography
A brown duck with a greenish bill swim towards the camera with an anthropomorphic look of dread.
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Sebastiaan (Female version of it!)(They/Them) @cenobiteyogapunk.bsky.social · 5h
Way to go Australia!!

www.yahoo.com/news/article...
Far-right US influencer Candace Owens loses legal fight to enter Australia
SYDNEY (Reuters) -Far-right U.S. influencer Candace Owens has lost her bid to enter Australia after the country’s highest court on Wednesday backed the government’s decision to deny her a visa over co...
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Rival Image @rivalimage.bsky.social · 5h
Is it an inappropriate micro-aggression to apply emollient to your bottom while taking a class?

Mr Walters maintains that it’s clearly a health issue, but Mrs Sayers says she’s going to escalate.
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WA Orchids @wa-orchids.bsky.social · 20d
Chin up - it’s nearly the weekend!

One of the Flying Duck Orchids (Paracaleana sp.) endemic to Western Australia. This one could be a Hort’s Duck Orchid (Paracaleana hortiorum)

#orchids #ozflora #wildoz #nativeplants #bloomscrolling #nature
Picture of an unusual looking orchid that bears an uncanny resemblance to the shape of a duck. The flower is generally red with some yellow/green areas
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Rival Image @rivalimage.bsky.social · 8h
This bird is clearly mallardjusted!

When I first made this pun, my mother-in-law sat up surprised, then, as in an automatic reflex, swiftly handed me an extra slice of bread.
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Neil Cameron @neilcam57.bsky.social · 11d
#Birdoftheday are #Ducks and here's the existential dread felt when a Pacific Black Duck x Mallard hybrid realises that its bill looks like a cartoon dog!
#Brisbane #Australia #birds #ausbirds #AustralianBirds #wildoz #nature #wildlife #birdpic #NaturePhotography #WildlifePhotography #Photography
A brown duck with a greenish bill swim towards the camera with an anthropomorphic look of dread.
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Rival Image @rivalimage.bsky.social · 8h
Such beautiful and enriching music. #D’Angelo
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Dave Graney @davegraney.bsky.social · 17h
Absolutely shocked that this young American genius has passed away. RIP D'Angelo youtu.be/SxVNOnPyvIU?...
D'Angelo - Untitled (How Does It Feel) (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by DAngeloVEVO
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Rival Image @rivalimage.bsky.social · 10h
Marmalade Kerfuffle rules.
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Rival Image @rivalimage.bsky.social · 10h
#D’Angelo will long be treasured.

I love this one. I have this odd CD which has Dangelo performing and some jamming and someone saying “you didn’t get it from me”, but can’t find it in the discography.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=eT75...
D'Angelo - Left & Right
YouTube video by DAngeloVEVO
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Rival Image @rivalimage.bsky.social · 11h
#Sia spends $700,000Aus a month on the buffet. Character. #auspol

www.theguardian.com/music/2025/o...
Sia’s estranged husband seeks $250,000 a month in spousal support
US court documents reveal Dan Bernad seeks to maintain ‘luxurious and upper-class lifestyle’ he had with Australian singer, who filed for divorce in May
www.theguardian.com
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Rival Image @rivalimage.bsky.social · 14h
This is a great loss to #music.
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Talib Kweli @talibkweli.bsky.social · 19h
Rest in power my Soulquarian brother. Rest in peace D'Angelo.
The Soulquarians.
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Rival Image @rivalimage.bsky.social · 16h
Roy Cohn disciple and wannabe mafia Don leading the ‘free world’.

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
‘I am the only one that matters’: Trump deals praise and insults at Gaza summit
Self-styled world’s greatest peacemaker calls Meloni ‘beautiful’ and Erdoğan a ‘friend’, but takes jab at Iraqi and Canadian leaders
www.theguardian.com
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Rival Image @rivalimage.bsky.social · 20h
Oh, this is a sad, big loss.
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Rival Image @rivalimage.bsky.social · 1d
She doesn’t like his vibrations.
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Rival Image @rivalimage.bsky.social · 1d
Sued for defamation over social media posts. (I believe) Linda Reynolds sux dead possums bums. Am I safe? #auspol
www.theguardian.com/law/2025/oct...
Linda Reynolds pursues bankruptcy proceedings against Brittany Higgins after defamation win
Former Liberal senator launches claim in effort to obtain more than $1m in damages and legal costs
www.theguardian.com
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Rival Image @rivalimage.bsky.social · 1d
Clogged by a giant turd.
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Rival Image @rivalimage.bsky.social · 1d
They all look like munsters.
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Rival Image @rivalimage.bsky.social · 1d
No matter how unusual, every child’s name was bestowed from a place of love.

Sincerely,

Murgatroyd
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Rival Image @rivalimage.bsky.social · 2d
You cannot appreciate what you have yet to experience. 👌
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Rival Image @rivalimage.bsky.social · 2d
Time to protect the right to have a home from the market.
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Rival Image @rivalimage.bsky.social · 2d
Once my mate and I came driving over a hill and had to pull to a quick stop in front of Rupert, Lachlan & one of their chiefs. I often reminisce about how we should have accelerated! Dear friends, I am sorry. #auspol
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Rival Image @rivalimage.bsky.social · 2d
It’s mysterious how evil he is. #RupertMurdoch
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Rival Image @rivalimage.bsky.social · 2d
And there’s no doubt that it was #Murdoch who thoroughly screwed the USA. Do you know he paid for his content to be broadcast until the audience was 🪝 hooked.
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Rival Image @rivalimage.bsky.social · 2d
It was at the resulting Leveson inquiry that James Murdoch distinguished himself as a total sophistic twat. #auspol
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