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bec/riley @rileyforsythe.bsky.social · 19h

Abba pop-propriation inspired by the litter box:

Right now the Super Poopers’
Stink can nearly blind me
Honking from their bums (su-p-per, poo-p-per)
Zooming, having fun (su-p-per, poo-p-per)
Even after number one

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bec/riley @rileyforsythe.bsky.social · 1d

One of these pervy fuckers was just spying on me and when I clocked him, flew off to join his creepy mates. How I loathe them.

Three parakeets on a tree, the odious, sqwaking bellends.

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bec/riley @rileyforsythe.bsky.social · 1d

Congratulations!!!! And well deserved 🤩

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bec/riley @rileyforsythe.bsky.social · 2d

I’m rewatching The League of Gentlemen, mainly to prove to myself that Reece Shearsmith has indeed aged.

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bec/riley @rileyforsythe.bsky.social · 2d

I must confess I dunked hard on said uniform, but prayed for its return when faced with his final episode ‘fit: the striped longsleeved shirt paired with short-shorts. Mine eyes!

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bec/riley @rileyforsythe.bsky.social · 4d

Good luck dude, what a bunch of pricks,eh?

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bec/riley @rileyforsythe.bsky.social · 4d

I was sad after holiday so I went on a book buying spree! 2025 Forward Prize bundle, Pat Barker’s women of Troy trilogy & Emily Wilson’s translation of The Odyssey so I can join in the Instant Classics podcast book club :)

A stack of paperback books, from top to bottom:
The Silence of the Girls - Pat Barker
The Women of Troy - Pat Barker
The Voyage Home - Pat Barker
Heirloom - Catherine Esther-Cowie
Chaotic Good - Isabelle Baafi
Goonie - Michael Mullen
I Sugar the Bones by Juana Adcock
Southernmost: Sonnets - Leo Boix
Altar - Desree
The Island in the Sound - Niall Campbell
Wellwater - Karen Solie
Theophanies - Sarah Ghazal Ali
Avidya - Vidyan Ravinthiran
The Odyssey - Homer, translated by Emily Wilson

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bec/riley @rileyforsythe.bsky.social · 4d

never a more apt use of that gif :)

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bec/riley @rileyforsythe.bsky.social · 4d

I need to publicly and fulsomely thank you for your correct stance on Withnail & I, which *isn’t* funny but *is* bad and wrong.

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bec/riley @rileyforsythe.bsky.social · 4d

So was it one of those merely decorative car parks that definitely exist for consumption of space only and not for parking vehicles?

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bec/riley @rileyforsythe.bsky.social · 4d

I say yes but also your labour is worth money and should not be free. And I would be first to commission a portrait of Nina & Simone <3

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bec/riley @rileyforsythe.bsky.social · 5d

I found a bunch of Kitty…Vismund Kitty’s toys and I’m chuffed that Simone also loves one of his favourites, a wooden spinning top I got in an Xmas cracker. She even engages with it in the same way he did: tackling it from all angles, picking it up in her mouth to sprint off & kill.😻

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bec/riley @rileyforsythe.bsky.social · 6d

Is the book in question The Longest Bloom by Rashah Solun? (Currently on my TBR list)

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bec/riley @rileyforsythe.bsky.social · 7d

Good ‘ol Philip J Fry :)

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bec/riley @rileyforsythe.bsky.social · 29d

Friends, we are running a winter coats and trainers donation drive. We are seeing lots of new arrivals wearing flip flops/t-shirts & shorts, who are in need of warm clothing. CLEAN and GOOD condition items only please. Drop off at the Lambeth Civic Centre, or one of Active Lambeth leisure centres.