Rich May
@richdmay.bsky.social
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Professional video game programmer and omni-nerd. Space, Cars, Trains, Wargames, Retrogaming, etc. Lead Programmer at Rebellion currently working on Atomfall. He/him.
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This has been my pinned tweet for years but it's as true here as it was there: the highlight of my #gamedev career to date was this spectacular bug from #StarWarsBattlefront Elite Squadron on the #PSP.
A screen capture from the development of Star Wars Battlefront Elite Squadron on the PSP, showing a human figure looking at two AT-ATs on a snowy 'Hoth' level. One of the AT-AT's has collapsed forward and the other is... er... approaching its rear...
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I registered my Xbox Live Account in _2002_ you absolute gibbons.
Screen cap of an email from Microsoft about having to verify my age to use chat online on Xbox. The text reads:

"At Xbox, we are committed to providing players with a safe and secure
experience on our platform. In collaboration with the community, publishing partners, and industry regulators, we frequently iterate on our safety measures to ensure we are offering the safest player experience.

As part of our compliance program for the UK Online Safety Act and our ongoing investments in tools and technologies that help ensure age-appropriate experiences, we need you to verify your age so you can continue enjoying social features on Xbox.

Please feel free to disregard this email if you've already verified your age via the verification process."
"Book five in the increasingly-inaccurate Hitchhiker's Guide Trilogy"
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🚨JOB OPPORTUNITY🚨

We’re hiring a Senior Audio Designer
Deadline: 6th November

- Work independently and take ownership of a project's audio demand
- Take designs for characters, weapons, levels, enemies, produce and implement audio assets
- Work on an awesome Warhammer project
Auroch Digital logo
Text reads
We're hiring!
Senior Audio Designer

the right of the image has hexagonal cut outs of auroch digital games
Funniest thing about this is they genuinely think I would get off my arse and verify my age to enable _social_ features.
I registered my Xbox Live Account in _2002_ you absolute gibbons.
Screen cap of an email from Microsoft about having to verify my age to use chat online on Xbox. The text reads:

"At Xbox, we are committed to providing players with a safe and secure
experience on our platform. In collaboration with the community, publishing partners, and industry regulators, we frequently iterate on our safety measures to ensure we are offering the safest player experience.

As part of our compliance program for the UK Online Safety Act and our ongoing investments in tools and technologies that help ensure age-appropriate experiences, we need you to verify your age so you can continue enjoying social features on Xbox.

Please feel free to disregard this email if you've already verified your age via the verification process."
Haha, well at least it was a mistake!
Got your verification right here, jackass.
Screencap of my Xbox bio page showing the Xbox Live Gold badge given to people who had subscriptions 2002-2023.

The text reads:

"I like yoghurt. 

Location Oxonshire, Middle Earth

EDIT BIO >"
Good point! I'll have to check.
I registered my Xbox Live Account in _2002_ you absolute gibbons.
Screen cap of an email from Microsoft about having to verify my age to use chat online on Xbox. The text reads:

"At Xbox, we are committed to providing players with a safe and secure
experience on our platform. In collaboration with the community, publishing partners, and industry regulators, we frequently iterate on our safety measures to ensure we are offering the safest player experience.

As part of our compliance program for the UK Online Safety Act and our ongoing investments in tools and technologies that help ensure age-appropriate experiences, we need you to verify your age so you can continue enjoying social features on Xbox.

Please feel free to disregard this email if you've already verified your age via the verification process."
Likewise for this army. I have plans to build a "modern" sisters army one of these days. After I've finished this one. And my Drukhari... and my Guard... and my High Elves... and... 😭
"It's just a flesh wound!"
Finished this little batch of #SistersOfBattle that I've been painting to bulk up my force for an upcoming Crusade campaign. These old models are fully of little gribblies, casting marks and such but they still look good.

#PaintingWarhammer #Nerdlings #AdeptaSororitas #Warhammer40k #Warhamm40000
A squad of five Sisters of Battle miniatures on a white background. They are painted in black "Order of Our Martyred Lady" livery and are carrying red boltguns with brown bases. A close-up of a Sisters of Battle miniature on a white background. She is painted in black "Order of Our Martyred Lady" livery and is carrying red boltguns with a brown base. She has a ginger/red bob haircut. A close-up of a Sisters of Battle miniature on a white background. She is painted in black "Order of Our Martyred Lady" livery and is carrying red boltguns with a brown base. She has a broen bob haircut and holding her weapon at ease. A close-up of a Sisters of Battle miniature on a white background. She is painted in black "Order of Our Martyred Lady" livery and is carrying red boltguns with a brown base. She has a blonde bob and is aiming her boltgun to the right, gritting her teeth as if firing at some particularly egregious heretics.
Oh yeah. Those bits at the end when He-Man turns to the camera and says "Remember kids, don't be a lying sack of shit" would be more than relevant right now.
Ooh. It's hard not to think it's just misty-eyed nostalgia talking but shit from the 80s really hits different - I don't think we'll ever achieve quite that level of bombast again. See also this:

youtu.be/IEBapjl78SQ?...
M.A.S.K 1985 - Opening Theme (Extended)
YouTube video by SUPER FAN presents
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Ohh, the 'bolt upright' ones? I have one I used as a test model and I always feel kind of sorry for him. Like, I can see what they were aiming for...? Interested to see how this one turns out though!
Funny how it looks almost too long for that scheme but yeah, still better than Lufthansa's effort!
Oh yes. Many a fun time was had cabling the house and/or college dorm for our impromptu LAN parties.
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Well quite, as any right-thinking speaker of the King's English should. The alternative sounds like a member of the A Team.