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What’s in your wallet? A siphon to trash thnx cap1
I wish my elderly neighbor would leave my yard alone for the love of god.
Omfg #thechaircompany sort of really happened to me tho. The fact that Tim Robinson made a show, for me personally, about a matter near and dear to my heart, #CHAIRSAFETY it’s just truly truly remarkable to see art imitate my PATHETIC lived experiences.
It’s being brought by a U.S. attorney whose previous experience is as an insurance attorney, whose first indictment was so sloppy, the paragraphs were misnumbered, and there was two ‘count twos’,” Crosswell said. “.. it appears she has to go this alone, because no one else in the office is willing.”
At one point, she entered the wrong courtroom. When she found the right one, she stood on the wrong side of the judge, then appeared confused about the paperwork she just had signed
If I were Lindsey Halligan I’d feel daf
“Modular outerwear” ?? Bitch it’s coats. You didn’t invent some new market of modular outwear it’s coats you sell coat call them coats
Is this what you wear entering a war zone? Asking for a lying dictator
You bet ur life it is playing at Gay Bakers 😍 lol Tori reigns supreme
I saw TWO sets of TWIN boys prolly 3 years old being dropped off at daycare and all of them were dressed like SKELETONS. It was so cute I almost cried. I would’ve taken a picture but I was driving by a daycare and they’re not my kids 😭
Trevor Lawrence has beautiful eyes…..even when he’s rolling them
Google threatening me with a good ass time. Say what!? I’ll stop receiving emails on Halloween!!?! Oh shit! I hope your trick ass email finds me treating myself to a day of peace 🩷🧡🎃🥰
I have 2 baby daddy’s that I’m not on speaking terms with…🫶🏼 and I feel like I’m just getting started. I can, should, must and will add to my army
#trumpsrecession day ONE. CAN ANYONE ON THE INSIDE CONFIRM IF THE HEGSETH PENTAGON HAIR AND MAKEUP STUDIO IS STILL OPERATIONAL!?
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Stephen Miller has no reflection from a mirror.
🎶I don’t think ur ready 4 the shutdown🎶
Ok boomers buckle up! Gotta explain the Govy shutdown buuuuut 👏🏻Kpop👏🏻 demon 👏🏻hunters 👏🏻takedown - 👏🏻schoolhouse rock style🙌🏻🙀👏🏻
“ completely unacceptable to see fat generals and admirals in the halls of the Pentagon.” - Pete Hegseth talking about Donald Trumps
Physical fitness..probably