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Retsoor
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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 2h
an app that txts the red balloon emoji to everyone of your contacts the moment you die
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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 13h
a free app that costs you your life
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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 13h
an app that prescribes medications by analyzing your timeline
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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 13h
an app that's just an eye always trying to meet your gaze
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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 14h
[pounds lecturn] were all wearing some form of "hijab"
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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 16h
an app that won’t open unless you’re a good person
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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 16h
an app that allows you to watch people pump gas through any gas pump television screen you want
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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 1d
honk if you believe in everything but god
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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 1d
[motions for you to roll your window down] FROG & TOAD ARE FRIENDS
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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 2d
them: listen to your body

your body: you can buy little debbie’s in bulk online
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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 2d
dreamt: little debbie set in stained glass
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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 2d
I put my pants on like everyone else, w an insatiable ache that has been devouring my family for generations
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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 2d
what do we want? to stop wanting things. when do we want it? retroactively
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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 2d
disposable pants

peanut butter flavored vape

a mailbox on the moon

fog seeping out of a pant leg

christianity but actually

a ladder that doesn’t have a beginning or end

twitter but only one person

the internet but split asunder to reveal a splendor hitherto unimaginable
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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 2d
[making chit chat] when did your childhood end
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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 3d
sry I lost control of my tambourine during your eulogy
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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 3d
pallbearers who get lost and wander for days
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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 4d
hissed from a gurney: systemic

breathed into walmart intercom: institutionalized

fogging up your front door cam: guilt

from the adjacent stall: &

shouted down a manhole: shame

howled at god: is

from the next urinal: an

muttered in your sleep: economic

on deathbed: tactic
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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 4d
tweets but tears

fingers but worms

basketball but w a frozen turkey

blue jeans but chain mail

a band made out of former presidents

grey poupon chapstick

trees that inch closer

all humans sharing one body

the opposite of doctors

a nuclear bomb that is just annoying
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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 6d
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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 6d
honk if the singer will have to visit the drummer's house for the reunion
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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 7d
you: [freaking the fuck out] RESTORE ALL TABS
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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 7d
[hissed into intercom] welcome to stuff you'll throw away
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I Heart Noise @iheartnoise.bsky.social · 7d
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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 7d
[hissed into intercom] pain is a form of intelligence