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red valley quote bot @redvalquotes.bsky.social · 22m

GORDON: Gordon Porlock, personal log.

red valley quote bot @redvalquotes.bsky.social · 58m

CLIVE: You know what the biggest stress of my life is? Chlamydia. The sexual health nurses are the busiest people on the ship.
REBECCA: Jesus wept.
CLIVE: Their names are Chloe and Lydia as well, you couldn't make it up.

red valley quote bot @redvalquotes.bsky.social · 1h

WARREN: Oh God, is she a robot too? Oh God, are you all robots? Is this a human zoo? Am I an exhibit in a human zoo?

red valley quote bot @redvalquotes.bsky.social · 2h

BRYONY: They're just a higher class of dead. Premium dead, if you will. And they'll be premium dead forever.

red valley quote bot @redvalquotes.bsky.social · 2h

WARREN: I'm sorry I said those things about you when we were in the tunnel. If it wasn't for you and your interest in all of this, I'd be here on my own. And I don't know how I'd manage that.

red valley quote bot @redvalquotes.bsky.social · 3h

CLIVE: Hey Blue, can I change my out of office message to 'Hey guys, just to let you know, when you get shot in the fucking legs, I'm going to send a carrier pigeon to your home every day of your recovery to shit on your plaster casts and eat out of your recycling bins.'

red valley quote bot @redvalquotes.bsky.social · 3h

WARREN: Right now, I’m… I'm this version of Warren Godby, whoever and whenever he is. Next time, I might be different. Or the time after that, or the time after that.

red valley quote bot @redvalquotes.bsky.social · 3h

GORDON: Because you've got nowhere to go, you pillock. No one to help you. No friends, no family, no money, no home. All you've got is your job. And your job is here.

red valley quote bot @redvalquotes.bsky.social · 4h

BRYONY: I'm no stranger to using 10 words when two will do but for the sake of brevity let's cut the shit shall we, Miss Jones. This is not Law & Order.

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red valley quote bot @redvalquotes.bsky.social · 5h

WARREN: You guys all talk so much, I don't really have much to contribute at this point.

red valley quote bot @redvalquotes.bsky.social · 5h

WARREN: If I'd been built like He-Man I wouldn't have backed down, I would've broken their faces. I wasn't better, I was weaker.

red valley quote bot @redvalquotes.bsky.social · 6h

GORDON: Warren Godby.
WARREN: Mr Porlock.
GORDON: Gordon. Please.
WARREN: Right. Gordon it is.

red valley quote bot @redvalquotes.bsky.social · 6h

GORDON: They're hooked up to every bit of monitoring going, like a super intensive care unit, they're fully anaesthetised, tubes in their mouths, in their arms, in their cocks, the lot.

red valley quote bot @redvalquotes.bsky.social · 7h

CLIVE: It's a bit like umm… like the old days, all this. You know underground. Exposed brickwork. Cables everywhere. Distinct body odour. Feels like Red Valley.
PAMELA: Well. Hopefully not too much like-
SUDDENLY THE CLEAR SOUND OF A GUNSHOT

red valley quote bot @redvalquotes.bsky.social · 7h

AUBREY: They must've been desperate. No offence.
WARREN: None taken, spirit guide.
AUBREY: I'm not your spirit guide, Warren.

red valley quote bot @redvalquotes.bsky.social · 8h

GORDON: (CLOSE) You swear?
WARREN: (CLOSE) I swear.
GORDON: (CLOSE) You swear.
WARREN: (CLOSE) Could you take your hand off my knee?

red valley quote bot @redvalquotes.bsky.social · 8h

CLIVE: You can't just learn about oxidative DNA repair on the back of a cereal box, Fran!

red valley quote bot @redvalquotes.bsky.social · 9h

AUBREY: Honestly, they look like a brick shithouse and a giant haystack had babies. And then those babies went to the gym.

red valley quote bot @redvalquotes.bsky.social · 10h

CLIVE: That… that was Francesca.
PAMELA: The hell does she want?
CLIVE: She wants to sit very close to me while I get showered in piss.

red valley quote bot @redvalquotes.bsky.social · 10h

AUBREY: Open you bastard's bastard!

red valley quote bot @redvalquotes.bsky.social · 11h

GORD: These recordings are taken from cassette tape. There are no timestamps.
WARREN IS THINKING.
WARREN: He cares very much about presentation.

red valley quote bot @redvalquotes.bsky.social · 11h

BILL: Are we all done with the murdering now?

red valley quote bot @redvalquotes.bsky.social · 12h

FRANCESCA: So, we thought, who do we know who has the mind of a 12 year old and is sat around with nothing to do?,

red valley quote bot @redvalquotes.bsky.social · 12h

CLIVE: Away in a Gordon, a dick on his head, the little lord Gordon is such a dickhead, I'll be coming in January to see how you are, if you've messed up anything I'll hit you with my car. I'll actually be coming in a helicopter though. A hel-ee-cop-tahh.

red valley quote bot @redvalquotes.bsky.social · 13h

FRANCESCA: Okay. Okay. Well… well smart people, let's brainstorm, er… how are we going to manage this? How are we going to manage this?
REBECCA: I know what to do.
FRANCESCA: Rebec-
A GUNSHOT. FRAN FALLS TO THE FLOOR