Donald J. Drumpf
@realdonaldrumpf.bsky.social
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Now on Bluesky! The original Drumpf on Twitter 2013-24. Named one of the best Trump parodies by Time, Wired, Mashable, etc. buymeacoffee.com/realdonaldrumpf and https://realdonaldrumpf.substack.com
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I AM OUTRAGED THAT MY HAND-PICKED SUPREME COURT IS REFUSING TO HEAR THE APPEAL OF GHISLAINE MAXWELL, WHO INTRODUCED ME TO SO MANY YOUNG GIRLS THAT I CAN NO LONGER KEEP COUNT OF THEM SINCE PAM BONDI LOST THE FILES!
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I'll never be like Obama bop-bop-bopping down the stairs. These days, I just wish I was as fit a Joe Biden.
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BECAUSE OF THE SHUTDOWN, FARMERS IN AMERICA CAN NO LONGER GET LOANS, BUT THESE ARE THE SACRIFICES MY #MAGA PORLY EDUCATEDS ARE WILLING TO MAKE!
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Pete Kegseth is very disappointed with Meal Team 6! When he's finished his next Botox treatment he will give them a stern talking to!
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Anonymous -
Meal team 6 can't keep up with activist they're trying to detain.
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I'm not saying Mike Johnson is susceptible to blackmail. I'm just saying he was a 24-year-old single man when he brought a 14-year-old Black boy home from his church group and decided to keep him. unprecedented.ghost.io/archive/man-...
Man and Boy
Mike Johnson hasn't been straight with us.
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Stop asking me why I'm not getting into heaven! My spiritual advisor was just sentenced for raping a 12-year-old. unprecedented.ghost.io/archive/trum...
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I felt so connected to my spiritual advisor Robert Morris. He seemed like a kindred spirit! But it turns out he was a child rapist, too. WHY CAN'T I HAVE ANY NORMAL FRIENDS???? unprecedented.ghost.io/archive/trum...
Trump's Pedophile Friends
How can one man "accidentally" surround himself with so many child rapists?
unprecedented.ghost.io
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Kash Patel has just shown me this proof that the Biden FBI used a "TIME MACHINE" to transport 274 agents into the crowd on January 6th! Several of these agents were badly injured but cured with "Medbeds." THIS IS A SCANDAL! ALSO, I TOLD JD I NEED A MEDBED! WHY WON'T HE BRING IT TO ME?
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Howard Lutnick says anyone with half a brain knew within 5 minutes Epstein was a pervert. That anyone who hung around with him must have participated. That he blackmailed everyone to get his sweetheart deal. It's a hoax dreamed up by Commerce Secretary! unprecedented.ghost.io/archive/lutn...
Lutnick's Epstein Bombshell
"Blackmail tapes" helped win Epstein his sweetheart deal
unprecedented.ghost.io
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HOWARD LUTNICK, MY CLOSE PERSONAL FRIEND OF 35 YEARS, SAYS ANYONE WHO SPENT ANY KIND OF TIME WITH JEFFREY EPSTEIN KNEW EXACTLY WHAT HE WAS DOING AND "PARTICIPATED" IN HIS CRIMES. RIDICULOUS!

I JUST CAN'T RELEASE THE #EPSTEINFILES WHILE I'M UNDER AUDIT! unprecedented.ghost.io/archive/lutn...
Lutnick's Epstein Bombshell
"Blackmail tapes" helped win Epstein his sweetheart deal
unprecedented.ghost.io
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Many people are saying Speaker Johnson just explained why we can NEVER release the #EpsteinFiles.
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Mike Johnson: "When the simple truth is on your side, you have nothing to hide from."
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I AM OUTRAGED THAT MY HAND-PICKED SUPREME COURT IS REFUSING TO HEAR THE APPEAL OF GHISLAINE MAXWELL, WHO INTRODUCED ME TO SO MANY YOUNG GIRLS THAT I CAN NO LONGER KEEP COUNT OF THEM SINCE PAM BONDI LOST THE FILES!