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Raygun Mike

Raygun Mike

@raygunmike.bsky.social

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🇺🇸🪖🇺🇦 Army & Deep State Retiree. Big fan of democracy. Hate fascism & adjacent isims. Boycotting as many Trump supporting businesses as I can. Looking forward to the day my country regains it's sanity. Skeptical_Mike on Twitter (I wont call it X)

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Raygun Mike @raygunmike.bsky.social · 1h

During Trump's 1st term,
my coworkers told me
that my anger and concerns about Trump
were unwarranted.
To them I say
I TOLD YOU SO!

Raygun Mike @raygunmike.bsky.social · 1h

Snoopy was a beagle with many, many skills.

Raygun Mike @raygunmike.bsky.social · 1h

Remember the old saying...
Everyone has a purpose,
even if it's only to serve as a bad example for others.

Raygun Mike @raygunmike.bsky.social · 1h

Why the big deal?
Trump's own Vice President called him a NAZI.
Lots of people (foreign and domestic) have described Trump
in very unflattering terms.

Raygun Mike @raygunmike.bsky.social · 15h

The cops were just capturing the rouge penis
so they could put it on ice
until they can locate the giant it belongs to.
A team of surgeons were standing by
to reconnect the severed organ.

a surgeon is wearing a mask and making a funny face while another surgeon watches

ALT: a surgeon is wearing a mask and making a funny face while another surgeon watches

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Raygun Mike @raygunmike.bsky.social · 16h

a woman in a wig is saying `` we have a tie '' .

ALT: a woman in a wig is saying `` we have a tie '' .

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Raygun Mike @raygunmike.bsky.social · 16h

And their decedents will carry the shame of their ancestry.

Raygun Mike @raygunmike.bsky.social · 17h

Depends on who's in the White House
when the aliens blow it up.

Raygun Mike @raygunmike.bsky.social · 18h

"Urges pause?"
We needed a cease and desist order
the minute this story broke.

Raygun Mike @raygunmike.bsky.social · 18h

a cartoon character says " and i for one welcome our new insect overlords " on a television screen

ALT: a cartoon character says " and i for one welcome our new insect overlords " on a television screen

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Raygun Mike @raygunmike.bsky.social · 19h

Luke really buried the fucking lead.

Raygun Mike @raygunmike.bsky.social · 19h

Sure you did.

Raygun Mike @raygunmike.bsky.social · 19h

Nice one, Bill!

Raygun Mike @raygunmike.bsky.social · 20h

Be careful dude.
You could end up in El Salvador or Uganda.

Raygun Mike @raygunmike.bsky.social · 20h

🎵The best part of waking up,
is a housefly in your cup🎵

Raygun Mike @raygunmike.bsky.social · 1d

Well, I mean, Hegseth IS highly mockable

Raygun Mike @raygunmike.bsky.social · 1d

a cartoon character with fxnow written on the bottom of the screen

ALT: a cartoon character with fxnow written on the bottom of the screen

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Raygun Mike @raygunmike.bsky.social · 1d

Many NAZIs fled to Argentina at the end of WWII.
Maybe Trump is just greasing the wheels for when
he and his minions need to flee America.

Raygun Mike @raygunmike.bsky.social · 1d

You mean Totenkopf?
Yup.
Totenkopf is German for death head - aka "skull."

Raygun Mike @raygunmike.bsky.social · 1d

$114 million divided by $7 million = $16 and change.
Not $200 per person.

MAGAts suck at math.

Raygun Mike @raygunmike.bsky.social · 1d

You mean Satan's Forest?
Yes, I remember that.

Raygun Mike @raygunmike.bsky.social · 1d

I believe he is tearing down our democracy.

Raygun Mike @raygunmike.bsky.social · 1d

No butter!
No salt!
Don't treat Herman like an animal!

Raygun Mike @raygunmike.bsky.social · 1d

I sure as hell hope so.

Raygun Mike @raygunmike.bsky.social · 1d

Whatever comrade.