Rational Astros
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Astros fan. Deep the heart of Seattle.
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rationalastros.bsky.social
I'd be surprised if any of them are traded. My guess is we trade an outfielder if anything. We're not trading for 2018 Gerrit Cole this year.
rationalastros.bsky.social
I also doubt Carlos waives his no taste clause to go to the Pirates. He's not going anywhere.

I'm also of the mind that we have 5 infielders and 1 of them will always be injured.
rationalastros.bsky.social
We would've found it eventually
rationalastros.bsky.social
Kind of hard when I live in Seattle and nobody is interested in talking about baseball with me in a rational way in my day to day life and they go out of their way to be assholes to Astros fans at games. Makes it hard to just say oh well.
rationalastros.bsky.social
Maybe if their fans didn't talk to us like we're the antichrist for being fans of the Astros they'd get some support.
rationalastros.bsky.social
You did news appearances to talk about his politics? Would love to hear this story.
rationalastros.bsky.social
People were like afraid to challenge him because he'd QT and send the maga army after them
rationalastros.bsky.social
This is the "I'm gonna check your genitals in my bathrooms to make sure you're not trans" gun nut who used Twitter to attack liberals right? Hard to run a business like that.
rationalastros.bsky.social
Never seen a business use their Twitter account to promote fascism as much as he did. Surprised people went in there.
rationalastros.bsky.social
It's been a rough playoffs to watch, but watching Springer do that to the Mariners feels really good
rationalastros.bsky.social
"I don't even know what you're talking about, but the facts exonerate him, you bozo"
rationalastros.bsky.social
In normal times this interview would have ended Vance's career
paleofuture.bsky.social
Vance is having an incredible morning on the Sunday shows doing "oh so now it's illegal to [mundane thing]?"

A real quote when Vance is asked about whether Tom Homan kept the $50,000 he got in a fast food bag: "Is it illegal to take a payment for doing services?"
rationalastros.bsky.social
Real life mariners have been killing whales for centuries
rationalastros.bsky.social
Andrew Vaughn is the oldest player remaining in the postseason at 45 years and 236 days
rationalastros.bsky.social
Remember that they don't want your support. Their entire existence is about hating the Astros.
rationalastros.bsky.social
Jesus Christ I could do without the FIREWORKS going off after the freaking division series. Do none of you have dogs???
rationalastros.bsky.social
Unfortunately the #Astros will need to temporarily lend the title of America's Team to Toronto
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The winner of this game will travel to Toronto to play Vladimir Guerrero III and the Blue Jays.
rationalastros.bsky.social
Is this the Will Harris doctrine?
rationalastros.bsky.social
They lead in favorable calls and complaints about unfavorable calls
rationalastros.bsky.social
As a fan, it's my right to put an asterisk on this entire series
rationalastros.bsky.social
Well that's about as bad a call as you'll ever see. Makes you wonder...