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Expel the Interlopers (3️⃣⚪⚪)

Choose a number between 0 and 10. Destroy all creatures with power greater than or equal to the chosen number.
"Dwarves may teach at the speed of stone, but their results are solid."

Arcane Teachings (2️⃣🔴)

Enchant creature (Target a creature as you cast this. This card enters attached to that creature.)
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has "Tap: This creature deals 1 damage to any target."
Zurgo Helmsmasher (2️⃣🔴⚪⚫)

Haste
Zurgo attacks each combat if able.
During your turn, Zurgo has indestructible.
Whenever a creature dealt damage by Zurgo this turn dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Zurgo.
Edea, Possessed Sorceress (2️⃣🔵⚫🔴)

Ward 2️⃣
At the beginning of combat on your turn, gain control of target creature an opponent controls until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn.
Whenever a creature you control but don't own dies, return it to the battlefield
"I can call an army to my side in the blink of an eye. Best not blink."

Yeva, Nature's Herald (2️⃣🟢🟢)

Flash (You may cast this spell any time you could cast an instant.)
You may cast green creature spells as though they had flash.
Dawnbringer Cleric (1️⃣⚪)

When this creature enters, choose one —
• Cure Wounds — You gain 2 life.
• Dispel Magic — Destroy target enchantment.
• Gentle Repose — Exile target card from a graveyard.
Lathliss, Dragon Queen (4️⃣🔴🔴)

Flying
Whenever another nontoken Dragon you control enters, create a 5/5 red Dragon creature token with flying.
1️⃣🔴: Dragons you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.
Rienne, Angel of Rebirth (2️⃣🔴🟢⚪)

Flying
Other multicolored creatures you control get +1/+0.
Whenever another multicolored creature you control dies, return it to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next end step.
"Dead or alive, my creations are stronger than Jin-Gitaxias's septic minions."
—Vorinclex, Voice of Hunger

Noxious Revival ({G/P})

({G/P} can be paid with either 🟢 or 2 life.)
Put target card from a graveyard on top of its owner's library.
"Broken and punctured by dozens of Phyrexian portals, the angry sky began to spit lightning back at the world."

Lightning Dart (1️⃣🔴)

Lightning Dart deals 1 damage to target creature. If that creature is white or blue, Lightning Dart deals 4 damage to it instead.
"Kill them all and feed them to the new recruits."
—Crovax

Death Pit Offering (2️⃣⚫⚫)

When this enchantment enters, sacrifice all creatures you control.
Creatures you control get +2/+2.
"Serra was a symbol of hope to Dominaria, so Norn defiled her temples with monuments to Phyrexia."

Wind-Scarred Crag

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, you gain 1 life.
Tap: Add 🔴 or ⚪.
Inventor's Axe (🔴)

Flash
When this Equipment enters, you get {E}{E} (two energy counters).
When this Equipment enters, attach it to target creature you control.
Equipped creature gets +2/+0.
Equip—Pay {E}{E}.
"Tormented screams are like snowflakes: no two are quite the same."
—Pedor, ice witch

Uncomfortable Chill (2️⃣🔵)

Creatures your opponents control get -2/-0 until end of turn.
Draw a card.
Supreme Exemplar (6️⃣🔵)

Flying
Champion an Elemental (When this enters, sacrifice it unless you exile another Elemental you control. When this leaves the battlefield, that card returns to the battlefield.)
"The wind passing through the grooves makes a strange sort of music here."
—Pioneer journal of Big Ralph

Abraded Bluffs

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, it deals 1 damage to target opponent.
Tap: Add 🔴 or ⚪.
"A blazing sun that never sets."

Sun Titan (4️⃣⚪⚪)

Vigilance
Whenever this creature enters or attacks, you may return target permanent card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Death Ward (⚪)

Regenerate target creature.
Silver Scrutiny (✖️🔵🔵)

You may cast this spell as though it had flash if X is 3 or less.
Draw X cards.
Endurance Bobblehead (3️⃣)

Tap: Add one mana of any color.
3️⃣, Tap: Up to X target creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain indestructible until end of turn, where X is the number of Bobbleheads you control as you activate this ability. Activate only as a sorcery.
Cradle of Safety (1️⃣🔵)

Flash
Enchant creature you control
When this Aura enters, enchanted creature gains hexproof until end of turn. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.)
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1.
"The most terrifying thing about the Craw Wurm is probably the horrible crashing sound it makes as it speeds through the forest. This noise is so loud it echoes through the trees and seems to come from all directions at once."

Craw Wurm (4️⃣🟢🟢)

Gigadrowse (🔵)

Replicate 🔵 (When you cast this spell, copy it for each time you paid its replicate cost. You may choose new targets for the copies.)
Tap target permanent.
"It is not that you will go mad. It is that you will beg for madness."
—Volrath

Altar of Dementia (2️⃣)

Sacrifice a creature: Target player mills cards equal to the sacrificed creature's power.