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Rap Bastardz®

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2x Emmy nominated Producer/Director of unscripted stuff you watch on cable, Netflix & Disney+. Father, husband, pet owner, artist & puppet enthusiast... not always in that order. Location: Donald Trump is on the Epstein List-fornia

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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · Jul 17

I thought creating an Only Fans account starring close-up shots of Donald Trump's neck vagina would be a fun-tastic way to make a little performance art in the sex work game, but alas, it was flagged and rejected.

Close up shot of Donald Trump's neck vagina, created by a combination of the tightness of his shirt collar combined with his saggy old neck skin.

Another close up shot of Donald Trump's neck vagina, created by a combination of the tightness of his shirt collar combined with his saggy old neck skin.

Rejection message from OnlyFans explaining that they've taken down my photos of Donald's neck vagina.

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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · Apr 9

I can’t tell you how many history classes wound up with a classmate raising their hand in disbelief and asking “but how could the people of Germany allow him to do that?”

I’m watching the answer in real time.

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Stray Political Cat @straymeerkat.bsky.social · 14h

Gotta have March 4, 2025 when he addressed congress, that one was a doozy:

Closeup of Donold trump's neck on March 4, 2025 when he talked to joint session of Congress.

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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 14h

Goodness! There’s a lot going on there. Thanks! Sorry I missed it.

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Adelita for Congress @adelitaforcongress.bsky.social · 15h

Speaker Johnson, you ready to swear me in?

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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 15h

This has to win greatest/worst dystopian headline of all time for at least the next few weeks.

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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 15h

Your mother jokes hit harder when aimed at your kid and you’re divorced.

Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 16h

Charlie Kirk Memorial event? How many of those are they going to have? I feel like one was too many.

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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 16h

Wow, sounds exactly like the Texas story from July.

Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 16h

Awww, finally a good headline.

Maybe he can get himself a nice therapist and try to get over it.

Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 16h

Only from the strain of holding in all of that gelatinous goop inside his skull.

But no, cartilage never grows back and he sure as fuck wasn’t shot in the ear.

Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 16h

Hopefully he will deploy the read deal sirens on them, and not those woke politically correct sirens.

Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 16h

#RealDealSirens

Leonard Nimoy wearing a Spok helmet with a siren on the top of it. This is a real deal siren, not a politically correct siren. Goddamn, we live in the dumbest timeline in the universe.

Some pinhead guy wearing a firefighter helmet with a red siren on top of it. He is pointing at his helmet and has a big goofy smile on his face. Yep, that’s a real deal siren right there. Not one of those woke sirens.

Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 20h

Spend three minutes on 4Chan and you will see the same stuff. Constantly.

All the young white incels that think the world belongs to them because they are young white straight males.

Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 21h

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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 21h

My wife doesn’t wallow in the political sphere like I do, so I warned before her flight today that Kristi Noem’s propaganda video might be running in the TSA line at Burbank airport.

She reported the video started and a young man yelled “Oh shutthefuckup Kristi Noem!!” and the crowd laughed.

Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 21h

Still constantly thinking about Biden, eh?

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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 1d

Expensive French Pacer

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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 1d

Trump freed the hostages like Reagan did: through a treasonous backdoor deal to help himself.

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Ronald Reagan’s “October Surprise” Plot Was Real After All

A batch of quietly released documents confirms what many have long suspected: Ronald Reagan’s 1980 presidential campaign worked behind the scenes to delay the release of US hostages in Iran, for the b...

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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 1d

Well, hello. What do we have here?

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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 1d

Well, well. Look what Time just dropped.

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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 1d

Well, well. Look what Time just dropped.

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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 1d

What if tonight’s the night??

Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 1d

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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 1d

If anyone is bored, you’re free to report this clear violation of the hatch act.

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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 1d

If anyone is bored, you’re free to report this clear violation of the hatch act.

Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 1d

Whomst among us doesn’t have a junk drawer, but instead of old keys, pencils, rubber bands and expired coupons it’s just a bunch of loose prescription pills and various pharmaceuticals??

Let he who is without mystery meds throw the first blue and white capsule with a 4 on it.

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Rocky Mountain Mike @rockymntnmike.bsky.social · 1d

Release the Epstein files in pumpkin spice.

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